Good things about Chris

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The dude is always optimistic. Even in prison is letters looked like he was taking a vacation.
Yes, because why give us the satisfaction of knowing he's miserable?

Chris is not as dumb as you think he is and can be clever in certain circumstances.

He's not...smart or whatever. But he gets his manipulation skills from his mother more than likely.

Some of his last letters painted him as getting desperate as he realized he truly wasn't going home or seeing his mother again.

As well as further evidence by the progression of misery on his face in the litany of mugshots.

He's not happy, no matter how much he can convince himself or us that he is.
 
Yes, because why give us the satisfaction of knowing he's miserable?

Chris is not as dumb as you think he is and can be clever in certain circumstances.

He's not...smart or whatever. But he gets his manipulation skills from his mother more than likely.

Some of his last letters painted him as getting desperate as he realized he truly wasn't going home or seeing his mother again.

As well as further evidence by the progression of misery on his face in the litany of mugshots.

He's not happy, no matter how much he can convince himself or us that he is.
Eh, fair enough.
 
The severity of whatever could be called as his "crimes" are nowhere near heinous as other, especially lesser known lolcows.

Was it him or Barb who took the wheel in the October 28 2011 incident?
 
The severity of whatever could be called as his "crimes" are nowhere near heinous as other, especially lesser known lolcows.

Was it him or Barb who took the wheel in the October 28 2011 incident?
It seems like it might have been one and then the other behind the wheel, and then Barb assaulted a police officer.

Chris was one of the first big lolcows, so it's practically a tradition that we continue to follow his antics. He sprang back into the public eye with the incest revelation.
 
he's slightly less fucked up than cyraxx
I spent some time with some videos about this particular train wreak today. That, plus what I know about Larson I think I finally figured out something good about Chris.

He is not a god damn pedophile.

Seriously, what is up with these cows and kids? Almost every single cow, other than Chris, seems to have something for the kids.
 
He keeps me entertained and has been for years. I do admire how resilient he is, though I don't think it's because he is a good person but rather he lacks the capacity to be anything other than. Much like how animals will usually have the will to survive, versus many people in the world.
 
Chris is pretty handy with modelling stuff and being creative with it, like making the Sonichu medallions with model magic, the Sonic totem pole monstrosity, and painting his shoes etc. He also impressed me with his book containing all his original Sonichu material, he seems to be pretty structured with his work.

Also as others have said Chris is pretty fucking resilient mentally considering all he has went through.
 
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his reaction to :julay: is normal.
 
His new music video is kinda catchy. However, I'm sure he didn't do any of the production stuff because he's too stupidity-stupid-lucid-stupid.
 
His new music video is kinda catchy. However, I'm sure he didn't do any of the production stuff because he's too stupidity-stupid-lucid-stupid.

The original pokemon songs were catchy, he just inserted his dumb, off beat voice on the karaoke version
 
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