Good things about Chris

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I admire his stubborn persistence. Never have I heard of a man so determined to get laid that he would knife his own taint open. He refuses to quit his Sonichu things, even though they're blatant ripoffs and someone from a major corporation could give him the axe at any time.

If Chris can put that much into his autistic dreams, anyone else can too.
 
He is the very reason we are all here, together, in this very moment.

United through
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He supports his local fast food establishments and their workers by wasting his money and eating out. I know working in food service is a pain and it's probably even worse when Chris comes in but they buck up and serve him because they know they'll see the payout when they get their check.
 
He is the best example to show people who think the mentally challenged are always all innocent and nice because they think intelligence is required to be a bad person.
 
fortunecookie said:
Lets look at the other side of the sonichu medallion and discuss thr things we find admireable in Chris.​
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His child-like sense of grandeur.

Chris has never lost the sort of insane creativity that can only come from the mind of a small child. If he could harness that creatively, he'd honestly be sitting on a proper career by now. I am convinced that somewhere out there, there is an alternate reality where Chris found such an outlet and Sonichu is regarded much the same way as Axe Cop.

But since we're dealing with our reality's Chris, all we can do is laugh and point.
 
Since he refuses to date other tards, we never have to worry about him polluting the gene pool with his damaged genetics.
 
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