Good things about Chris

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GentlemanFaggot said:
He's never been autistic, he works forty hours a week to support his parents, and he tricked you all for years.

You have been trolled.
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February 2022: Dramatic Usual Suspects music plays as Chris emerges triumphantly from a sealed court session, sliding on Chantor shades as he adjusts his slumped posture.
"Cartoons aren't real, I've never been Jesus. Not a CPU goddess. Didn't rape my mother, I'm a straight, white male. You have been trolled"
 
I mean the best part about him is when he just wanted to draw sonic comic books. I mean his art fuckin sucked but he at least tried and who knows. If he didn't know about the internet and just lived his life normally he could have been a normal person.
 
There are no good things about him.
I wish that i could say that he is a tolerant, sympathetic, understanding bright man that went through a lot on the internet, overcame it and is now helping others. But he is not.
He is a twisted insane 40 year old man that raped his mother on multiple occasions and is now in jail.
 
HeilDave said:
February 2022: Dramatic Usual Suspects music plays as Chris emerges triumphantly from a sealed court session, sliding on Chantor shades as he adjusts his slumped posture.
"Cartoons aren't real, I've never been Jesus. Not a CPU goddess. Didn't rape my mother, I'm a straight, white male. You have been trolled"
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He strolls out the courthouse sheds his tomgirl attire to reveal a sporty tracksuit, and even his gut is revealed to have been a prosthetic fatsuit after all these years. Chris is really a handsome 40 year old Chad who lights a Marlboro and whistles. Megan pulls up in a Corvette to pick him up and drive off into the sunset as he tosses the sonichu medallion out the window.

Golden ending
 
ImagineTheSmell said:
pleasured more women
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ERROR: 0 is equal to 0. A paid hooker (that I don't believe ever even existed, making her just like "Chloe") wouldn't be "pleasured" by an oleaginous, rancid, fetid, putrid, morbidly obese, hideously ugly freak like Chris and Chris' mom was 79 at the time. Ipso facto, Barb's rotted vagina has 0 functional nerve endings remaining, and thus she cannot be "pleasured" either, among which.
 
If there's one redeeming trait that Chris has, it's that he made us all aware of Bob. Think about it like this: hundreds of thousands, if not millions of people around the fucking planet, know about Bob. Granted, they don't know him in his prime and his legacy will forever be shrouded by his tard son's shadow.

However, it must be said: it's actually kinda heartwarming and sad to think that random internet denizens care more about Chris's father than Chris does himself. Bob wasn't a perfect man, but it was an interesting life that he led nonetheless.
 
thegooddoctor said:
Never mind Chris, nobody ever asks but are there any Good things about Barb?
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I think Barb is even worse than Chris. Chris at least has the excuse of being brain damaged from being raised by horrible parents, as flimsy of an excuse as it is. Barb has zero redeeming qualities, and even worse, she has no excuse either. She's just a lazy, neglectful sack of crap for no reason. Bob used to be an accomplished, intelligent man. I really don't understand how he ended up with one of the worst examples of a human being this planet has to offer.
 
Yep I'm on T.V. said:
He was really entertaining when he was being trolled by wacky characters. Especially when all they had to do was put out a youtube video and wait for him to find it.
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Early days Chris was great, someone just had to say ‘Chris you are weak’ and he’d freak out and film himself doing a Street Fighter routine to prove them wrong.
 
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