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Pickle Inspector said:
Early days Chris was great, someone just had to say ‘Chris you are weak’ and he’d freak out and film himself doing a Street Fighter routine to prove them wrong.
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Nothing is ever going to top him deciding to challenge Liquid Chris to a sing-off. That and Asperchu were my favorite sagas, because it was all just organically Chris choosing to keep interacting with something that annoyed him.
 
You're The Man Now Dog said:
Bob used to be an accomplished, intelligent man. I really don't understand how he ended up with one of the worst examples of a human being this planet has to offer.
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My previous hypothesis was that Bob married Barb after knocking her up with Chris, but that theory got shot down pretty quickly when I looked up Bob's life shortly before meeting Barb.

As fate would have it, Barb was Bob's rebound girl after he got divorced. He and his first wife, Patricia Harley, divorced in 28/1/80, but he got married to Barb on 03/6/80. Bob was 53 and Barb was 38 when they got married (assuming my calculations are correct). The CWCki mentions that Bob separated from Patricia in 1976 before the divorce itself was finalised in January of 1980. This is pure speculation on my part so I'll accept all autistic stickers I get on this post. Regardless, here's my (new) hypothesis:

Bob was having marital issues during the twilight years he spent with Patricia. Keep in mind that David and Carol Chandler (his kids with Patricia) were 17 and 10 respectively when the divorce happened. Chris didn't grow up with half-siblings other than Cole, so I can only assume that Patricia took the kids. Maybe I'm reading too deeply into this, but I would imagine that Bob was extremely lonely and depressed considering how he was a divorced, middle-aged bachelor. He met Barb in 1979, right in the thick of the divorce proceedings. Now let's take a look at the situation from his perspective.

He was probably in a local bar drinking the pain away when he met Barb. Barb certainly wasn't in the prime of her youth, considering how she was touching nearly 40 when she met Bob. However, Bob was receiving positive female validation for the first time in months, possibly even years. I don't like the fact that he latched onto Barb when they first met, but I can't fault him for it considering the circumstances.
 
Dread First said:
He was probably in a local bar drinking the pain away when he met Barb. Barb certainly wasn't in the prime of her youth, considering how she was touching nearly 40 when she met Bob. However, Bob was receiving positive female validation for the first time in months, possibly even years. I don't like the fact that he latched onto Barb when they first met, but I can't fault him for it considering the circumstances.
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TBH I have seen this a lot, Older guy's seperate from long term GF's or Wife and then land younger woman with a kid or kids and it's not nice or easy for them as they are acting out there 20's again but in Bob's era being single at his age had a stigma to it as well so he likely felt social pressure to settle down again even if Chris wasn't a driving factor in that.

I think Barb just found Bob just bar hopping and she wasnt a particularly fresh flower bob was single and horny + booze and well stuff happened,

I honestly think the only reason Bob and Barb stayed together was Chris, but I also think that Bob and Barb just found each other in a dive bar and it just worked, Barb wanted a man, Bob wanted a younger woman and it worked as a FWB realtionship untill Chris came along and then it got serious in a way neither wanted.
 
Phalanges Mycologist said:
I honestly think the only reason Bob and Barb stayed together was Chris, but I also think that Bob and Barb just found each other in a dive bar and it just worked, Barb wanted a man, Bob wanted a younger woman and it worked as a FWB realtionship untill Chris came along and then it got serious in a way neither wanted.
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Minor nitpick: They got married in June of 1980 but Chris was born in February of 1982. Chris was not a factor in their marriage.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
I honestly think the only reason Bob and Barb stayed together was Chris, but I also think that Bob and Barb just found each other in a dive bar and it just worked, Barb wanted a man, Bob wanted a younger woman and it worked as a FWB realtionship untill Chris came along and then it got serious in a way neither wanted.
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It's even harder for single moms at that age. You're pushing 40 and all the male attention you used to take for granted has dried up. You might be able to bang someone your age or younger but they're never going to stay. Your only real option for someone who is going to be loyal to you and your kid is a much older divorced man, or even worse a much older man who could never get laid and is now desperate (i.e. someone like Chris, but in his 50's/60's).

Barb obviously went for the financially supportive variety and was still attractive enough to land Bob.

Women take middle age HARD. It can be tough for men, but most men are used to having to work hard for female attention, whereas non-hideous women spend their youth getting constant male attention, so it's a bigger blow to the psyche when it goes away.
 
Dread First said:
My previous hypothesis was that Bob married Barb after knocking her up with Chris, but that theory got shot down pretty quickly when I looked up Bob's life shortly before meeting Barb.

As fate would have it, Barb was Bob's rebound girl after he got divorced. He and his first wife, Patricia Harley, divorced in 28/1/80, but he got married to Barb on 03/6/80. Bob was 53 and Barb was 38 when they got married (assuming my calculations are correct). The CWCki mentions that Bob separated from Patricia in 1976 before the divorce itself was finalised in January of 1980. This is pure speculation on my part so I'll accept all autistic stickers I get on this post. Regardless, here's my (new) hypothesis:

Bob was having marital issues during the twilight years he spent with Patricia. Keep in mind that David and Carol Chandler (his kids with Patricia) were 17 and 10 respectively when the divorce happened. Chris didn't grow up with half-siblings other than Cole, so I can only assume that Patricia took the kids. Maybe I'm reading too deeply into this, but I would imagine that Bob was extremely lonely and depressed considering how he was a divorced, middle-aged bachelor. He met Barb in 1979, right in the thick of the divorce proceedings. Now let's take a look at the situation from his perspective.

He was probably in a local bar drinking the pain away when he met Barb. Barb certainly wasn't in the prime of her youth, considering how she was touching nearly 40 when she met Bob. However, Bob was receiving positive female validation for the first time in months, possibly even years. I don't like the fact that he latched onto Barb when they first met, but I can't fault him for it considering the circumstances.
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and he also was staring death in the face after a massive heart attack
 
After what's happen recently to Barb, and thinking/assuming Chris' reaction to the news (it will most likely involve his merge BS and how Barb is coming closer to becoming Barbchu), anything 'good' about Chris is instantly out the window.
 
Despite having the same mentality, Chris didnt end up like Elliott Rodger nor be as pathetic as Elliot Rodger.

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He seems to be a genuinely sweet human being. He really does just want to feel loved and have fun. I think people prey on his innocence and find it funny when he lashes out in a "high-functioning" autistic rage lol. He has fun passions and interests and despite being mentally a child I think he deserves happiness... just off the internet and with a social worker
 
animetibs said:
He seems to be a genuinely sweet human being. He really does just want to feel loved and have fun. I think people prey on his innocence and find it funny when he lashes out in a "high-functioning" autistic rage lol. He has fun passions and interests and despite being mentally a child I think he deserves happiness... just off the internet and with a social worker
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Nobody fell for it.

Cope.
 
animetibs said:
fell for what exactly. sorry if I'm coming off as a troll but I do genuinely think he's a well-intentioned person who's been tormented by some sick fucks who think it's funny to watch someone destroy themselves. I hope he gets rehabilitation
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I wouldn't call him well-intentioned, but I don't think he's BAD-intentioned. He simply isn't capable of making the mental leap of understanding other people's wants and needs. He isn't driven by a malicious need to hurt others, he just wants what he wants and doesn't understand the nature of the harm he causes in following those desires.

A LOT of autistic people are like this, Chris is just a person blessed with an exceptional level of theatrics in how he lives his life. In addition, he's always been enabled by his family and never had to learn the hard way about how harmful his actions really are. I don't think he's beyond help, but it would entail a severe amount of training that may not be legal in our current society.
 
Pointless Sperg said:
A LOT of autistic people are like this, Chris is just a person blessed with an exceptional level of theatrics in how he lives his life. In addition, he's always been enabled by his family and never had to learn the hard way about how harmful his actions really are. I don't think he's beyond help, but it would entail a severe amount of training that may not be legal in our current society.
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Just to clarify, a lot of Autists struggle with this especially at Chris's level. What does happen is they are exposed to people who wont enable them and throw up boundaries that they develop something that looks like they understand boundaries and 99% of the time that's fine they don't need to understand why a boundary exists just that it exists and it's not something to test.

Chris as you say had been enabled his whole life and shielded from any real consequences for his actions that others would have been punished for so much so it's now hardwired into him that this is how to act and to get that to change you would have to cross into some ethically and morral grey areas or downright over them for it to have any significant effect on his brain and functional processes. To get Chris to understand punishment as I have said before it needs to be immediate and sevear if you give him any mental breathing space he will find a way to legitimise his behaviour and any punishment received will have precisely ZERO effect and that's what's happening now with the Jail and current legal proceedings he had a day or more from when he was caught out till he got arrested so he was able to justify his actions to himself in such a way that he feels no guilt this is because the time from Action - Consequence has passed a critical point for it to take effect in his brain.
 
Phalanges Mycologist said:
Just to clarify, a lot of Autists struggle with this especially at Chris's level. What does happen is they are exposed to people who wont enable them and throw up boundaries that they develop something that looks like they understand boundaries and 99% of the time that's fine they don't need to understand why a boundary exists just that it exists and it's not something to test.

Chris as you say had been enabled his whole life and shielded from any real consequences for his actions that others would have been punished for so much so it's now hardwired into him that this is how to act and to get that to change you would have to cross into some ethically and morral grey areas or downright over them for it to have any significant effect on his brain and functional processes. To get Chris to understand punishment as I have said before it needs to be immediate and sevear if you give him any mental breathing space he will find a way to legitimise his behaviour and any punishment received will have precisely ZERO effect and that's what's happening now with the Jail and current legal proceedings he had a day or more from when he was caught out till he got arrested so he was able to justify his actions to himself in such a way that he feels no guilt this is because the time from Action - Consequence has passed a critical point for it to take effect in his brain.
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Agree 100%. Hence the immediate need for controlled testicle shock therapy to control his behavior. Give me a year and I'll make him a human again. This is not my fetish even though I know it sounds like it.
 
Well, I can compliment him on one thing - whatever crazy shit trolls came up with to bait him into, in the end he managed to outdo them all with the level of depravity he sunk to.

Pointless Sperg said:
He isn't driven by a malicious need to hurt others, he just wants what he wants and doesn't understand the nature of the harm he causes in following those desires.
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Fucker, no one does "evil" because it's evil. Chris does what he does because he doesn't care, he is a hero of his own story, so everything is justified. He was so not driven by it, that he wanted Mimm's girlfriend dead and Megan beaten, because it's not he is the one who failed to get chyna, it's people conspiring against him. This is why he became so bent on showing how good and just he is, because narcissist can't admit that they are bad people.
 
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