Good things about Chris

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There was a period when he wasn't a bad looking guy.

I was a kid when I first discovered Chris, so all I saw was a giant flaming retard. But there were some older stills from the Geno doc and he looked good in them. He could have led a happy life if he had just tried to date another retard instead of chasing that sweet, neurotypical pussy.
 
Lumpy.Nuala said:
There was a period when he wasn't a bad looking guy.

I was a kid when I first discovered Chris, so all I saw was a giant flaming retard. But there were some older stills from the Geno doc and he looked good in them. He could have led a happy life if he had just tried to date another retard instead of chasing that sweet, neurotypical pussy.
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The problem is that Chris' behavior is usually just as distressing to other autists, if not more so. It's possible to have a relationship with a person with no empathy if the OTHER partner can have empathy and be resigned that they will have to do all the emotional heavy lifting.

Two autists with no empathy live in completely different worlds. If they're smart autists, they can verbally negotiate their mutual shared understanding and create a merge of sorts, but if they're retarded like Chris they can't even do that because they don't understand their own condition or how to cope. Chris knows he has autism but he is still either unwilling or unable to understand that his model of reality is flawed. I'm not even talking about goddess shit, I'm talking about his model of real life shit. He doesn't understand Michael Snyder's motivations because he's too retarded, so instead he rationalizes Snyder as a spiteful villain to explain his behavior.

If one autist can't understand reality, how can they understand the unreal headcanon of a similarly retarded person? That sort of relationship just wouldn't work.
 
FinnSven said:
I disagree

Look at Frank Zappa and Captain Beefheart.
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They were both smart people. Very neurodivergent people, but not retarded. But I see what you're saying. It's not a guarantee that two people will get along, but there's no guarantee than anyone will get along. And they did reconcile.
 
Pointless Sperg said:
They were both smart people. Very neurodivergent people, but not retarded. But I see what you're saying. It's not a guarantee that two people will get along, but there's no guarantee than anyone will get along. And they did reconcile.
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I was being facetious.

I wouldn’t seriously compare Chris to either of those creative geniuses.

Except for the fact I wouldn’t put it past Chris to spike people with LSD, then abandon them in the desert as part of his “creative process”.
 
When the incest news broke I was feeling really sick but couldn't puke, Chris helped me with that. Thanks for making me puke Chris.
 
Therealhomor said:
He doesn't have a twin.
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How old is he apart from Crystal tho?

Pointless Sperg said:
The problem is that Chris' behavior is usually just as distressing to other autists, if not more so. It's possible to have a relationship with a person with no empathy if the OTHER partner can have empathy and be resigned that they will have to do all the emotional heavy lifting.

Two autists with no empathy live in completely different worlds. If they're smart autists, they can verbally negotiate their mutual shared understanding and create a merge of sorts, but if they're retarded like Chris they can't even do that because they don't understand their own condition or how to cope. Chris knows he has autism but he is still either unwilling or unable to understand that his model of reality is flawed. I'm not even talking about goddess shit, I'm talking about his model of real life shit. He doesn't understand Michael Snyder's motivations because he's too retarded, so instead he rationalizes Snyder as a spiteful villain to explain his behavior.

If one autist can't understand reality, how can they understand the unreal headcanon of a similarly retarded person? That sort of relationship just wouldn't work.
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Most autists live in completely different worlds from one another with the occasional overlap/doppelgangering. Autists don't fully not understand reality/not all of them do. People are more likely to understand similar people even if there is an objectively weak bond, but given that then the autist mentioned would understand surrounding people far less than their closest proxy.

Aside from that Chris trooned, the basis of reality to him bended to fit his cope just like most transgenders, autistic or not.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
chris does not have the guile to pull off something like that, it'd be more like spiking fanta with jizz and leaving them in a mall food court.
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Chris DID abandon Barb in the mall food court during the Gamestop incident. No idea if he had her drink his navy. Probably not at the time, but now there's a very real possibility.
 
Lumpy.Nuala said:
There was a period when he wasn't a bad looking guy.

I was a kid when I first discovered Chris, so all I saw was a giant flaming retard. But there were some older stills from the Geno doc and he looked good in them. He could have led a happy life if he had just tried to date another retard instead of chasing that sweet, neurotypical pussy.
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This, Chris is genuinely not an inherently ugly person, he just chooses to dress and style himself in the most hideous way possible and live the unhealthiest life he can lead. If he had taken better care of himself he could have maybe even been handsome perhaps, I’m not joking.
 
thegooddoctor said:
This, Chris is genuinely not an inherently ugly person, he just chooses to dress and style himself in the most hideous way possible and live the unhealthiest life he can lead. If he had taken better care of himself he could have maybe even been handsome perhaps, I’m not joking.
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Even when he was relatively normal-looking (despite awful clothes) the autism resulted in terrible facial expressions that hurt his attractiveness. He looked vacant or childish at best, creepy at worst.

Autists have to learn to fake/act nonverbal communication because they don't automatically pick it up like normal people -- hence the vacant/slack look when they're not trying. Making it worse, Chris appears to have learned his facial expressions, posture, and physical gestures from cartoons rather than real people.
 
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