Good things about Chris

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Chris even had the guts to brag about his affair with his mother to the people he did tell it to. He really was that insecure about his sex life that banging his mother was an accomplishment.
Unfortunately, after the dust has settled, Chris is released from custody and he would be taken in by his white knights/enablers. I know Chris knows/doesn't have it in him to diddle kids, But I wouldn't trust my kids with him. I don't think anybody would given the sight of him. But what they've already learned about Chris, he'd be banned from most/all establishments in record time.
 
A good thing about Chris is that he didn't become a fan of my favorite anime game series. The Neptunia tards have never seemed to truly recover after Chris integrated it into his universe and became the face of the average Neptunia fan.

However I wish the Idea Guys got him into Love Live instead. That franchise and fanbase deserve Chris Chan.
 
He is always a bit ahead of the times. He is like the patient zero showing simptoms of things that will soon after become larger trends so he is always an example of what lies beyond the treshold for everyone else.

First incel, first letsplayer with his animal crossing videos , first brony, he was a trooned autist just before it had mainstream relevance, kinnies and soulbonders were already a thing too but is only after Chris that you see it becoming widespread.

He has been so terminally online that he can't help to be like the canary in the coal mine for internet autism. For semi normal autists Chris is useful as a "trouble lies ahead" warning sign.
 
Null made Chris do commissions for that upcoming con....until Chris in his hubris decided to text him and others about him raping Barb. :(
Remember pre incest-leak where over that GoFundMe people were quoting Null's "don't give money to Chris" post right back at him and telling him that it was all going to blow up in his face
 
A good thing about Chris is that he didn't become a fan of my favorite anime game series. The Neptunia tards have never seemed to truly recover after Chris integrated it into his universe and became the face of the average Neptunia fan.

However I wish the Idea Guys got him into Love Live instead. That franchise and fanbase deserve Chris Chan.
In other words, Chris-Chan ruins everything.
 
Remember pre incest-leak where over that GoFundMe people were quoting Null's "don't give money to Chris" post right back at him and telling him that it was all going to blow up in his face
Anyone who ever chose to give money to Chris is an idiot. However, to be fair, Null saying "don't give money to Chris" was directed towards users of the Farms. The type of person who is willing to give Chris money doesn't read Kiwi Farms. They heard about Sonichu via some other autistic fandom and learned about Chris through the GenoSamuel documentary. Null simply recognized that people were already willing to give Chris money for his crappy art, he just had to stop being so lazy and actually complete the artwork people bought from him. It would have been a good way to sustain himself after Barb died, too bad it didn't work out.
 
A good thing about Chris is that he didn't become a fan of my favorite anime game series. The Neptunia tards have never seemed to truly recover after Chris integrated it into his universe and became the face of the average Neptunia fan.

However I wish the Idea Guys got him into Love Live instead. That franchise and fanbase deserve Chris Chan.

Good point but I feel Chris's enthusiasm for any fandom is too incompetent to drag it down. If he drew really, really good fanart and could talk about it intelligently it would somehow tar the series more. As it is now, it's impossible that any series, Sonic, Sailor Moon, anything, is on his level; he's just groping but can't master it.
 
At least Chris went on an actual date, one time. I'm surprised no one has mentioned this. I'm talking about with who folks who have dubbed Hambeast.

From this situation, here: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Two's_company_snapshots

Yes, despite being a setup from trolls, at least Chris went up to her, got her number, asked and taken her out and he went some distance with a woman, on his own love quest. I know there are guys, who want a woman, who haven't even tried and Chris actually had. Now, for Chris, it's a mountain climb for him, now, to give himself another opportunity, like that.
 
At least Chris went on an actual date, one time. I'm surprised no one has mentioned this. I'm talking about with who folks who have dubbed Hambeast.

From this situation, here: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Two's_company_snapshots

Yes, despite being a setup from trolls, at least Chris went up to her, got her number, asked and taken her out and he went some distance with a woman, on his own love quest. I know there are guys, who want a woman, who haven't even tried and Chris actually had. Now, for Chris, it's a mountain climb for him, now, to give himself another opportunity, like that.

Yeah a lot of people think Chris only did attraction signs and red string fishing and stuff, but he really has tried asking people out normally, both before and after the attraction sign period.

Chris is just so unappealing that 99.9999% of women are uninterested. That's not just me hammering 9's, that's realistic estimate. If Chris could ask out every woman in the country, he'd probably get a positive result from maybe one out of every hundred thousand, to every one in a million.

That Chris has gotten interest from even one girl (Fiona) is due to Chris becoming known to hundreds of thousands of people.

If Chris were gay he'd get more interest. Men are horny and less picky -- maybe one out of every 1000 gay men would be willing to fuck Chris.

Well, that's one spectacular way to avoid a chore.

Chris actually made good on his commissions, which is why I still think Null should have released at least some of the money to Chris out of respect for payment for work done. Admittedly, he probably only finished them because Null was wrangling him, but he still did what he said he would do.
 
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Yeah a lot of people think Chris only did attraction signs and red string fishing and stuff, but he really has tried asking people out normally, both before and after the attraction sign period.

Chris is just so unappealing that 99.9999% of women are uninterested. That's not just me hammering 9's, that's realistic estimate. If Chris could ask out every woman in the country, he'd probably get a positive result from maybe one out of every hundred thousand, to every one in a million.

That Chris has gotten interest from even one girl (Fiona) is due to Chris becoming known to hundreds of thousands of people.

If Chris were gay he'd get more interest. Men are horny and less picky -- maybe one out of every 1000 gay men would be willing to fuck Chris.
And Fiona clearly had some kind of weird fetish for gross people. I think she even said as much.

When you're too gross, people with fetishes are all you're gonna get. See BBW enthusiasts and tranny chasers.
 
At least Chris went on an actual date, one time. I'm surprised no one has mentioned this. I'm talking about with who folks who have dubbed Hambeast.

From this situation, here: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Two's_company_snapshots

Yes, despite being a setup from trolls, at least Chris went up to her, got her number, asked and taken her out and he went some distance with a woman, on his own love quest. I know there are guys, who want a woman, who haven't even tried and Chris actually had. Now, for Chris, it's a mountain climb for him, now, to give himself another opportunity, like that.
Technically that would be the second date set-up by trolls. Emily was the first, and it seemed pretty legit to Chris. He actually thought Marvin scared her off.

Fiona probably would've been the third if the stuff about Bella setting both of them up is to be believed.
 
The only positive thing I can say about Chris is that he hasn’t done a mass shooting. And possibly that he isn’t a psychopath yes he doesn’t care about anyone but himself but he seem to take pleasure in hurting other people. He’s more like a child who lashes out when he doesn’t get his way then someone with serious psychopathic intent
 
And Fiona clearly had some kind of weird fetish for gross people. I think she even said as much.

When you're too gross, people with fetishes are all you're gonna get. See BBW enthusiasts and tranny chasers.

Don't quote me, but I think Fiona liked pre tomgirl era Chris. In fact with Chris' notoriety I'm certain he could get some China if he dropped the tranny act.
 
Good things about Chris? It's a good thing that he's in prison.
 
Using a clown doll (instead of something adorable/cute) as a Clyde Cash voodoo to inflict violence upon. That is one thing I commend him for.
 
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