Good things about Chris
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- May 6, 2017
He's actually pretty skilled at eating and spending money.
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- Jul 25, 2017
That someday may come sooner than we all think.
Orkeosaurus
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- Jul 18, 2016
He cared about Bob
He's good at finding wacky ways to make money, like an autistic Kramer
He's good at finding wacky ways to make money, like an autistic Kramer
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- Jul 17, 2016
Only physically. His legend, however, will live on forever.
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- Aug 7, 2017
He made that burger that one time!
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- Apr 5, 2015
Should be a short thread.
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- Jun 11, 2014
Damn it I should have known someone would beat me to the punch with this joke. Oh well at least it was someone I liked
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- May 26, 2013
He does not diddle his cats.
Buck Mullet
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- Nov 11, 2015
Niggo checklist:
Welfare leech
No impulse control
Low IQ/education
Known to have stolen shit, assault others
Police record
Lives with momma
Can't/won't work
Selfish, only helps others if he benefits somehow
Running out of ways to say Chris is fo' sho a niggo.
Blow Standard
kiwifarms.net
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- Oct 28, 2014
I'm a male, so he automatically hates me and I'll never have to worry about him coming after me.
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- May 31, 2013
He makes SJWs look even worse. He has my praise for that.
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- Jul 25, 2016
Nothing, Nick Bate has done more with his life than Chris. Nick Bate actually got laid.
You forgot fatherless.
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- Jan 2, 2016
Vocabulary in the single digits
Obsessively uses twitter and spams emoji
Refuses to pay bills
Creeps on every girl he sees
Lives in a trash dump
Cheats at games and gets angry when others win
Oh yeah, and a sonyfag
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- Apr 26, 2017
He is an autistic trend radar. Whatever he gets into usually is plagued with the worst fandom or community in the internet. He might miss one or two but he has a solid record so far:
- Sonic the Hedgehog.
- Webcomics.
- VLoggers and ranting on YouTube in general.
- Let's players.
- Pretend music instruments.
- PSN
- MLP
- Troons
- SJW in general.
- Juggalos that one time.
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- May 24, 2017
I'm sure thanks to Chris's antics the PVCC and various businesses that banned him revised their rules concerning autistic individuals. Those rules may have prevented a potential shootings for all we know.
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- Jun 27, 2017
He's provided us Kiwis (and people before) with tons of hilarity and amusement, sparing us from boredom and making us feel better about ourselves.