Good things about Chris

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I probably spent way too long thinking about this once I saw this thread pop up. I had to comb through all of Christory in my mind to find the most faint glimmer of anything positive about him. Through all sagas I could only think of one thing:

He made some kinda fun levels in Super Mario Maker.
 
Christine is a babe.

He sure is

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Unlike MovieBob, he doesn't wish death upon vast swathes of the population (only specific people), just that they leave women boyfriend-free for him.
 
For us (except americans here who pay their taxes) he did some good stuff by making us happy.

As for his own:

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His exploits have led to many days of merriment and jovial discussion between me and friends.
 
He invented Sonichu, the William McGonagall of web comics. Anyone can write and draw a bad comic, but it takes a special level of autism to come up with the fortress of awfulness in every direction that is Sonichu.
 
When compared to most other forms of modern art, Sonichu genuinely has a lot of substance and entertainment value, I really do with minimun irony consider it to be something of a modern art masterpiece, its a work thats all encompassing for the life of a very strange, troubled person and is actually pretty tragic and well as funny. Its a 21st century version of Confederacy of Dunces. A mixture of childrens video game and cartoon references combined with the real life trials and tribulations of a seriously mentally ill individual. In short, there exists nothing quite like Sonichu.

Linkara's Lightbringer comes pretty close.
 
Never forget that Van Gogh was also a schizophrenic and was called a talentless hack when he was alive
In a few decades we'll be admiring Episode 0 in the newly founded Chandler Museum

Which is why the wéen who bought the Sanic Totem needs to look after it because that is a genuine piece of true art. Despite its technical non-mastery, it is actual art. So is ShecameforCWC, which is why it's a pity the original was destroyed and put into the Crumple-lope.

I also think the cover of Sonichu #4, the Love Quest Special, deserves a place as well. Chris doing the walk of shame while all the Jerkops and Slaweel Ryam shout at him. It's got something about it that has actual heart to it.

Ditto the Gigantic Drinking Straw.

Christian Weston Chandler might be a fat autist, but for me he's put Ruckersville on the map.
 
He's bounced back from shit that would make most people kill themselves.
 
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