Good things about Chris

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Hitler had good qualities too. He loved his dog, painting, and Germany. But the bad out weighs the good, it's the same with Chris.

Not saying that Chris is worse than Hitler, but...

Hitler was definitely a much better artist.

And a much better pet owner.
His dog got walked every day and was taught to do tricks.

TLDR: If you have to choose between Hitler and Chris to look after your dog, go with Der Führer. Also if you need something decorative for your living room.
 
Hmm. A serious response would be that Chris is very optimistic. Even after he crashes into slumber he bounces back on to his feet. I've never known anything like it. I guess it's one of those autistic super-powers.

But the negatives far outweigh the positives on this one.
 
I honestly had a lot of trouble thinking of anything because most of his "pros" come with immediate cons. He's devoted in who he loves, but he's creepily devoted. He's devoted to his craft (lazily pumping out chapters of sonichu every five years and collecting toys), but at the cost of his living, his animals, Barb.

I guess Chris is really good at making us feel a lot of things? Not to mention he's still at it, even after all he's been through. He was gullible enough to do a lot of the shitty things pushed upon him, but he's still here.
 
Hmm. A serious response would be that Chris is very optimistic. Even after he crashes into slumber he bounces back on to his feet. I've never known anything like it. I guess it's one of those autistic super-powers.

But the negatives far outweigh the positives on this one.
Yeah Chris' ability to bounce back like an autistic ball is something good. I don't know if I'd call it optimism though. I think it's more like he just forgets what happened or forgets why he's sad or why it made him sad. Of course because he's able to bounce back and forget about things so easily it also means that he'll never learn anything. This, along with Chris' ego making him believe he makes no mistakes outweigh the good on this one.
 
Oh yeah also Chris unintentionally trolled the hell out of the hidden lolcows of PVCC and the CWCki forums by getting laid. I remember when that happened a bunch of people went full on denial and actually got angry trying to debunk the WILD theory that a hooker would sleep with a fat autistic man FOR MONEY.

To this day I bet there are virgins who still deny the fact that Chris got laid before them, even if it was sad, pathetic and he paid for it.

So unintentional, but Chris actually did troll a few people and legit triggered them, which was funny.
 
Hmm. A serious response would be that Chris is very optimistic. Even after he crashes into slumber he bounces back on to his feet. I've never known anything like it. I guess it's one of those autistic super-powers.

But the negatives far outweigh the positives on this one.

Is this true, though? Chris doesn't bounce back by himself; he crashes in slumber for days or weeks, quite literally praying for someone to swoop in and 'rescue' him from those feelings, and if it happens, only then does he bounce back.

That's just what I've seen, though. I don't hardly think it's that impressive. Chris has always come across very weak-willed to me, in every aspect of his life.
 
Hmm. A serious response would be that Chris is very optimistic. Even after he crashes into slumber he bounces back on to his feet. I've never known anything like it. I guess it's one of those autistic super-powers.

But the negatives far outweigh the positives on this one.
Plus actual high functioning autistic people would use that optimism for good
chris just uses it to beg for money
 
Chris has a handsome bone structure. That's about the only positive that can be said regarding his appearance.
 
For me personally, Chris has been able to make me laugh, cry, and the events of his live have provided me with a lot of creative inspiration. On top of that it has lead me here to this community. Chris to me is a never ending source of intrigue.
 
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