Good things about Chris

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KickyerArsene said:
Is this true, though? Chris doesn't bounce back by himself; he crashes in slumber for days or weeks, quite literally praying for someone to swoop in and 'rescue' him from those feelings, and if it happens, only then does he bounce back.

That's just what I've seen, though. I don't hardly think it's that impressive. Chris has always come across very weak-willed to me, in every aspect of his life.
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Imagine you, yourself arrange a date to meet a cute Asian at the mall.
Instead, she gets stolen by a man dressed as a pickle and the object of your desire is revealed to have set you up since day one for the amusement of hundreds of people on the internet.
How long would it take you to get over it?
I don't think Chris even remembers it.
 
thismanlies said:
One good thing I can say about Chris is that he's finally figured out how to make money off of Sonichu. Granted he's not making nearly enough to support himself once Barb goes off to meet the great lumberjack in the sky. But I believe it is an important step for Chris.
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How exactly is he gonna make money from his patreon paywall when the pickle suit fella just posts everything he draws over here?
 
Broseph said:
How exactly is he gonna make money from his patreon paywall when the pickle suit fella just posts everything he draws over here?
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I could be wrong, but I don't think his Patreon donors are giving him the money just to get early access to his Sonichu comics. I think they're doing it because they either want to support Chris or they want his attention.
 
Monokuma said:
Imagine you, yourself arrange a date to meet a cute Asian at the mall.
Instead, she gets stolen by a man dressed as a pickle and the object of your desire is revealed to have set you up since day one for the amusement of hundreds of people on the internet.
How long would it take you to get over it?
I don't think Chris even remembers it.
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Me? A long time, because chances are I would've been into her and excited to get to know her, etc.

This doesn't prove your point to me. It just proves that Chris has no real attachment to anybody but superficiality; ie, it was a chance at china. He didn't care or know anything about her past that.
So of course it didn't affect him personally. Hardly proof he's the type to bounce back.

When something *does* affect him, then he crashes for eons, is what I've seen.
 
KickyerArsene said:
Is this true, though? Chris doesn't bounce back by himself; he crashes in slumber for days or weeks, quite literally praying for someone to swoop in and 'rescue' him from those feelings, and if it happens, only then does he bounce back.

That's just what I've seen, though. I don't hardly think it's that impressive. Chris has always come across very weak-willed to me, in every aspect of his life.
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Chris has definitely gotten over things by himself. It just so happens that some sweetheart restores his heart level to 100%. I don't remember someone swooping in to make him feel better after the Catherine saga. And after being told his galpals only hung out with him out of pity and being paid for it he seemed depressed for a while but he seemed to stop mentioning it after a few weeks or a month or so.
 
trueandhonestfan said:
Chris has definitely gotten over things by himself. It just so happens that some sweetheart restores his heart level to 100%. I don't remember someone swooping in to make him feel better after the Catherine saga. And after being told his galpals only hung out with him out of pity and being paid for it he seemed depressed for a while but he seemed to stop mentioning it after a few weeks or a month or so.
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Sure. Sometimes Christory is hard to keep track of, because it loops in on itself so many times over.
 
trueandhonestfan said:
And after being told his galpals only hung out with him out of pity and being paid for it he seemed depressed for a while but he seemed to stop mentioning it after a few weeks or a month or so.
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I never bought this. Considering when it came out, Chris was still fending trolls at terminal velocity, and not a single alumni actually has confirmed it themselves, I always just assume it was another troll lie.

What I find interesting is that despite his weight, the biohazard that is his home, the black mold and habitual use of prescription medication, and subjecting himself into situations that legally and financially will screw him over, he is still alive. There's something in that medallion, I swear to god. Some kind of power.
 
m0rnutz said:
I never bought this. Considering when it came out, Chris was still fending trolls at terminal velocity, and not a single alumni actually has confirmed it themselves, I always just assume it was another troll lie.

What I find interesting is that despite his weight, the biohazard that is his home, the black mold and habitual use of prescription medication, and subjecting himself into situations that legally and financially will screw him over, he is still alive. There's something in that medallion, I swear to god. Some kind of power.
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Yeah it's hard to know what was actually real, if anything, from the galpals. What I learned from the reveal posts was just assume anything involving the gal pals was fake.
 
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His mental fortitude - anybody else would've broken down by the decade long systematic trolling, but Chris still seems to be Chris. Not that being Chris is itself a good thing.

On the same note, the physical resilience he's demonstrated by living in his shit covered and bug infested home for his entire life and still be alive is quite remarkable.
 
He made this trendy as hell duct-tape cellphone case

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He's a pioneer of technology.
 
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