Good things about Chris

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[a tumbleweed rolls by as a cricket chirps]

(but seriously at least he hasn't murdered any people)
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
[a tumbleweed rolls by as a cricket chirps]

(but seriously at least he hasn't murdered any people)
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The scary thing is that the murderous intent, was there at some points in his life, he never just had the opportunity to act upon it, plus he's mostly been a coward throughout his existence and has to project his killing fantasies through drawings.
 
I know I asked this here years ago and there general consensus was no, but has Chris ever played a challenging video game well? How is he at challenging platform games like Mario ?
 
There are none

Everything good about Chris has been tainted to the point where when you look at his videos that at least had some charm to them all you see is what has slowly created a monster.
 
BurningPewter said:
How is he at challenging platform games like Mario ?
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IIRC, in an old photo (can't find it because searching the internet in Current Year sucks monkey mucus), we can see Mario 64 on a TV in the background, where it appears that Chris got quite a number of stars and/or coins in a level.

But since Chris sucks at vidya (from what I've heard), it must've taken him awhile to achieve that.
 
Argh My Cigar said:
The only positive I see in him is that he makes me feel way better about my life by comparison.
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When one's life has the only positive contribution of making others look better in comparison, that's not a good life...

And like I said, geeky autistic virgins who are genuinely worried about being too much like CWC can now see they aren't.
 
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He didn’t do anal on Barb.

As far as we know.


He also didn’t open the brothel version of a crackhouse, where cheapskate niggos and the homeless could have a “roll in the hay” with Barb for 10$ a pop.

Aside from that I got nothing.
 
His Donald Duck voice is genuinely kinda accurate and has made me laugh any time it winds up being used. It's legitimately startling and I think the absurdity of it all makes it even funnier.
 
He commits to his delusions. No matter how bad the idea, he’ll see it through. Given long enough with a therapist there could be some kind of K-Pax situation where they begin to entertain the possibility of a dimension merge and Chris being a Goddess. Nobody is going to break Chris’s dedication to his cult of crayons and make believe.
 
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