Good things about Chris

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He's not currently shitting up Isabelle Jenke's thread with misinformation, nor does he seek to manipulate others outside of gibs and fucking his mom. He has not bullied an autistic relentlessly or manipulated one into fucking said autistic's own mom. I am mad on the internet.

Otherwise, he brought the site together and we have a network of weaponized autism for truth seeking and laughter. Sonichu is also amazing. That's the only good things he got right now, beyond that he's squandered everything thanks to his desire for pussy and his idolization of women.
 
he's squandered everything thanks to his desire for pussy and his idolization of women.
That right there is the downfall of most men, except usually that pussy isn't their mom's...
I think if any good comes from Chris Chan, it will be the legend he has created for himself and what not to do on the internet. Plus it is a good warning sign to a lot of people how someone with a mental handicap can turn out if put into the worst environments and situations.
 
The best thing about Chris is that he clearly expressed publicly to the world what the avatar of inceldom would look like as a human figure
 
I liked despite all of the cyberbullies and trolls, he never gave up on his love quest or Sonichu comics. Emotionally, Chris is a strong person (he escapes reality as a defense mechanism). Many people in Chris's shoes would have an heroed themselves a long time ago.

He certainly pulled a surprise twist to the ending of the Lovequest, you gotta give him that!

Don’t think any of us ever saw it coming.
 
He raped his mom

I don’t know what’s more terrifying, Barb just laying there drooling while Chris is enthusiastically nutting inside her and making his O face...

Or Barb as eager participant moaning, yelping and screaming: “YAAAAASSSS GIVE IT TO ME MOMMYS LITTLE FUCKTOY!!!”
 
Thought that was the Rodge. Chris was more of a self-hating misandrist than a misogynist.
The Rodge was a huge misandrist. The difference is that Chris shows us how far an incel will go to not be one, Eliot shows us how angry an incel can get.
 
As far as we know...

He did once say he would be willing to fuck a female dog - he got more desperate over the years until he eventually did it.

Well in all fairness he got kinda trolled into that. As I recall a troll asked him if he’d be into dog fucking and after much hesitation Chris decided that a nice golden retriever or whatever (lassie dog?) would be acceptable.
 
Just read Sonichu issue 0 for the first time. Back then, it seemed like the epitome of Internet bullshit, now it looks like a nostalgic vision of a happier, less fucked-up time. Kind of like how Groenig-era Simpsons was originally intended to be a vicious satire of middle America but now looks like a time capsule of pre-millennial sanity bordering on wholesomeness.
 
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