Only 2000 views on an 8-minute voiced animation in six months? Good heavens, any fan art featuring Fang or Wani would get more views in a week.
After consulting the Grok out of boredom, I came to a list of events that's most likely gonna be more impartial than whatever shit nanaki will make up, be sure to tell me if I made any mistake.
- The game company Ko_pe (a.k.a Ko_op) is group of indipendent game devs coming from the land whose flag is a fucking leaf, with multiple firends and contacts that works at big corpos or at a minimum knows how they works (game journos), which got them multiple contracts in the past to work at spin-offs and lesser games for said corpos.
- The government whose flag is a fucking leaf eventually gives ko_pe 1.2 million leaf dollars as funding for a project, its unknown if contractual obligation included the inclusion of alphabet people and triggers.
- The people at ko_pe decide to make a game similar to NITW but gayer and
fully animated.
- They assemble a team with kate gay as lead writer, and eventually produce a trailer devoid of gameplay which they bring to sony thanks to contacts or past jobs at the company.
- Sony executives have a fetish for
La merde cinématique, so they immediately offers an exclusivity contract to ko_pe.
- The trailer is shown at the ps5 "future of gaming" presentation and is universally mocked by the internet.
- 4chan identifies kate gay as the pedo game journalist, so they start rightfully insulting and trolling ko_pe, their shitty game and the people that defends it.
- As immediate damage control, ko_pe fires kate and replaces her with sweet baby inc, they also contact one of the devs of NITW devs that didn't killed himself, in order to propose a crossover.
- Since ko_pe is made out of pussies, they enter development hell and cry "muh bigots" at the internet, almost cancel the game but contractual obligation forces them not to.
- Renowed faggot wolf nanaki is doxxed for reasons that are still obscure to me (most likely he himself being a faggot).
- Snoot Game releases, it becomes a meme, making it worse for ko_pe.
- Years later, ko_pe finally prepares to release their game.
- People starts to notice sweet baby inc. being involved in shit like suicide squad: kill the justice league and gvh, diverging some of the interest from it.
- The game releases, its overpriced so most people don't buy it, and those who wants to hate play it rather opt to pirate it.
- Its dogshit, but the only people that actually bought it are retard troons that couldn't read the room, so it gets positive reviews.
- Heelvsbabyface makes his iconic "FUCKING PRONOUNS" speech, marking the day shitting at woke games became mainstream, too late to influence gvh.
- The game immediately loses traction so it becomes obscure.
- Whatever plans for sequels/spin-offs ko_pe had is long scrapped, so they work at their next shit title.
- Wani releases.
- Fang plush releases.
- Olivia plush preorders arrive.
- The next title from ko_pe is a piece of cozyslop, titled young suns, it heavily features alphabet people and inclusion, alongside a disgustingly ugly artstyle and a "muh corpos bad" subplot, so they instead get microslop as publisher, the corpo behind "muh corpos bad" games that is turning minecraft into cozyslop.
- Volcaldera Ashfall demo release.
- Present.
- Renowed faggot wolf nanaki gets srs.
- Olivia plushes are finally delivered.
- The next game by ko_pe releases and flops.
- Renowed faggot wolf nanaki falls into a coma after an attempted suicide, under suggestion of the government whose flag is a fucking leaf.
- A pajeet breaks into ko_pe and shits on the table, the next day he becomes the next CEO of the company due to the demands of the government whose flag is a fucking leaf.
- Volcaldera ashfalls releases.
- Cerebral death is ultimately diagnosed to renowed faggot wolf nanaki and he's finally suppressed, something that should have been delivered much before but was delayed due to bureocratic mistake.
- Canada changes their flag to a flag that is nearly identical to india, the fucking leaf is gone.
- A meteor strikes North America, Canada is completely destroyed and everything else has been left untouched.
- The nukes are finally dropped in india, israel, mecca and new mecca (formerly London) world peace is finally achieved.
- The human survivors of the meteor are mutated by radiation and grow developing faceless features.
- The animals that survived the meteor (mostly reptiles) are mutated by radiation and rapidly evolve into anthropomorpic dinosaurs.
- Vocano High is founded, in memory of the 69th president of the United States of America Cavemanon.
- A young man called Anon joins Volcano High.
