Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

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Damn, Cavemanon is gonna release 2 full games before the Goodbye Volcano High devs even releases one.

Shows how pathetic the Volcano devs are. They clearly lack the passion, drive, and skills Cavemanon possesses.
Even fucking ValiDate got a demo out before them.

On another note, let's check in on their Twitter to see what they showed off these past couple months. No new newsletters yet.
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Over two years and they have made little to no progress. They are still doing lighting tests, for crying out loud. Look how stiff poor Naomi is, like a manniquen.
KO-OP is a prime example why wokesters make abysmal workforce, if left unattended. They have terrible work ethic and don't take the task seriously. I wouldn't be surprised if they lost interest at this point and some of the devs treat it more like a hobby. I bet decision making is non-existent as well, because their ideology forbids strong leadership, which just makes development even more sluggish and possibly causes internal drama.
Part of me still wants to see this game finished, just to laugh at how bad it is.
 
Looks like some top tier cringe. Like some cringey mentally ill faggot decided to ruin dinosaurs. It's bad enough that every autistic nerd out there wants to cover every single one in feathers if they had them or not.

I bought Super Mario All Stars 3D for Mario Sunshine. Smash Bros is great. Even better if you have someone to play against. I have it for the Switch but I refuse to pay Nintendo to use the internet I already pay for so it's single player content and AI controlled bots for me. Same with Mario Kart.
 
I forgot this was ever supposed to be a thing.

At this point it wouldn't surprise me if the people at KO-OP are stuck in a trap of their own making - the woketivist community is entirely superficial and centered on appearances, so the devs are stuck in a project they've lost interest in but heaven forbid having to admit they couldn't deliver.
 
Over two years and they have made little to no progress. They are still doing lighting tests, for crying out loud. Look how stiff poor Naomi is, like a manniquen.
KO-OP is a prime example why wokesters make abysmal workforce, if left unattended. They have terrible work ethic and don't take the task seriously. I wouldn't be surprised if they lost interest at this point and some of the devs treat it more like a hobby. I bet decision making is non-existent as well, because their ideology forbids strong leadership, which just makes development even more sluggish and possibly causes internal drama.
Part of me still wants to see this game finished, just to laugh at how bad it is.
The only slightly 'woke' game I know of that came out with unorthodox working parameters was Deadcells. Twinmotion is one of those weird ass worker's co-ops.
 
This is probably the worst advertisement/“updates” I’ve seen for a game in a while.

You already know this trashfire will never release. I wish it did so I could shit on the final result, but that doesn’t seem like it’ll be the case. At least I can ride along until it’s eventual cancellation.
 
This is probably the worst advertisement/“updates” I’ve seen for a game in a while.

You already know this trashfire will never release. I wish it did so I could shit on the final result, but that doesn’t seem like it’ll be the case. At least I can ride along until it’s eventual cancellation.
I’m hoping for it’s release just for more free Snoot Game publicity. It’ll be about all it’s good for.

Best for it to bomb though. Gaining an Undertale-level following out of some dumb “miracle” would be good material here though
 
Maybe instead of constantly showing pretentious looking screenshots, they should, oh idk, actually release the fucking """game"""?

2 years... 2 entire years, and they have literally NOTHING to show for it. If they keep this up, they will become the next Duke Nukem Forever.
 
Maybe instead of constantly showing pretentious looking screenshots, they should, oh idk, actually release the fucking """game"""?

2 years... 2 entire years, and they have literally NOTHING to show for it. If they keep this up, they will become the next Duke Nukem Forever.
Woah now. This can never be as good as duke nukem forever. You can play that game, and laugh how bad it is.
 
Imagine how the cuphead devs broke their asses for 4/6 (?) years to complete a DLC which is pretty decent, unlike this piece of pretentious furry crap.
 
Imagine how the cuphead devs broke their asses for 4/6 (?) years to complete a DLC which is pretty decent, unlike this piece of pretentious furry crap.
Yeah but the difference here is. Cuphead devs care about what they are making, they make sure it fun, and put real thought and love into every part of it, even the animation has more love in it then the lives of the parasites that make games like GVH.

Where GVH is about being gay above all else, and is made by people with less passion for games, and more of a passion for sexual identity. We already know how lazy that crowd of people are.

Even considering trying to compare the two is heresy of the highest order.
 
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