Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

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If there's some kind of physical ultra limited edition, I want to preorder it.
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I mean it's like the Titanic, we all know where it's headed so the whole point is to enjoy the ride .
 
NGL, I'd buy it. It doesn't look like the unpleasant Life is Strange crap so much as it looks like an absolute cringy clusterfuck I'd want to laugh at for years to come.
 
Marissa Moira said:
If there's some kind of physical ultra limited edition, I want to preorder it.
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I mean it's like the Titanic, we all know where it's headed so the whole point is to enjoy the ride .
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Given that it’s releasing on PS4, PS5, and Windows come launch day I have a feeling that it‘ll be digital-only. If said feeling is right then somebody HAS to contact Limited Run Games and convince them to release a physical version, this shit is right up their alley.
 
Aquinas said:
thats what makes it hot
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Actually it's believed that many Pterosaurs much like komodo dragons, had a toxic bacteria mixture in their mouths that poisoned their prey.

I mean you would get a heavy burning sensation from all the nerve endings dying, but it would be a far larger height of sensation than autoerotic asphyxiation.
 
Marissa Moira said:
Actually it's believed that many Pterosaurs much like komodo dragons, had a toxic bacteria mixture in their mouths that poisoned their prey.

I mean you would get a heavy burning sensation from all the nerve endings dying, but it would be a far larger height of sensation than autoerotic asphyxiation.
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You say that like it ISNT the sexiest goddamn thing you've ever heard
 
Aquinas said:
You say that like it ISNT the sexiest goddamn thing you've ever heard
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Well I mean if you're planning on checking out, there are certainly worse ways to go. Like dying of gonorrhea in an era before antibiotics and modern medical drugs. That shit took weeks to months to kill you all the while you're in incredible pain and your dick is rotting off.
 
Marissa Moira said:
Actually it's believed that many Pterosaurs much like komodo dragons, had a toxic bacteria mixture in their mouths that poisoned their prey.

I mean you would get a heavy burning sensation from all the nerve endings dying, but it would be a far larger height of sensation than autoerotic asphyxiation.
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Actually they have venom fangs. I think the bacteria was disproven to be effective.

Might work on humans, though, since our immune systems are utter shit compared to the average animal.
 
SiccDicc said:
Might work on humans, though, since our immune systems are utter shit compared to the average animal.
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Maybe your immune system, drink enough 30 year old Limited edition Shasta Cherry Red and only the heat death of the universe could probably kill you.

or a train.
 
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