(((Googler))) quits (((Google))) and releases the shitty internal comics he made

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Never thought a Googler's views would line up with the Farms.
 
"Search and destroy every civilian firearm in the USA"

Gee, this isn't telling at all.
That faketoid alone is fascinating. What's the cost breakdown and how much of the $120 billion would it take? Does it factor in the cost of a massive years-long propaganda campaign culminating in the repeal of the 2nd Amendment? Are the search and destroy squads government agents or Google Blackwater contractors?

End world hunger for 5 years.
Yes, with that money we can end hunger among the African warlords twice over.

The $13 billion list has some pretty unimaginative ideas, but:

Hire 5000 software engineers for 10 years.
Give it to Mozilla, see how little they can accomplish.

Take a pretty good shot at saving Venice.
Can Italy not scrape together that amount of money itself?

Stop AIDS propagation in Africa by buying a condom per day for all its pubescent males for 5 years.
Or they can just continue to have raw sex with virgins to cure their AIDS.
 
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It's comics like this where I can't tell what's his agenda. Is he for woke google or not?
Maybe he's that rarest of modern breeds, a left wing dude who is still critical of Woke?
I’d say he’s some starry-eyed autist who still sees the world optimistically through modern globohomo lenses. It’s probably hard to understand for most Kiwifarmers who have “left the Matrix” and see the naked agendas far more clearly and cynically, but someone not outside the bubble yet is fundamentally operating on a different wavelength and set of information.

It’s the equivalent of someone who simply feels sad and puts on a French flag avi overlay after the Bataclan attacks vs those who look further to the perpetrators and see the fundamental demographic/parallel society issues France faces.

That faketoid alone is fascinating. What's the cost breakdown and how much of the $120 billion would it take? Does it factor in the cost of a massive years-long propaganda campaign culminating in the repeal of the 2nd Amendment? Are the search and destroy squads government agents or Google Blackwater contractors?


Yes, with that money we can end hunger among the African warlords twice over.

The $13 billion list has some pretty unimaginative ideas, but:


Give it to Mozilla, see how little they can accomplish.


Can Italy not scrape together that amount of money itself?


Or they can just continue to have raw sex with virgins to cure their AIDS.
Just tech people thinking, where the problem is always clear-cut and the solution is always a binary A=>B, everything in between can always be solved (through sciencing)!
 
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How on earth was this guy not fired if he spent so much time writing comics about his employer shooting customers and running concentration camps?
I'm not one of those people who think you need to be a good corporate serf 24/7, but there are some limits.
Google, and I’d argue Alphabet, can probably fire 90% of its workforce. There are lots of endemic issues in Google… one of them being how worthless a lot of their employees are. Literally some of the biggest slackers in the industry. It also attracts a lot of autists. People who like or would like to work there solely because of name recognition amongst normies.
 
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Well we do have that lolcow troon who works for google who wrote a newsletter for coworkers who were "plurals" despite company investors freaking out over this specimine so I can see why they would let someone write weird shit at work.
 
Google, and I’d argue Alphabet, can probably fire 90% of its workforce. There are lots of endemic issues in Google… one of them being how worthless a lot of their employees are. Literally some of the biggest slackers in the industry. It also attracts a lot of autists. People who like or would like to work there solely because of name recognition amongst normies.

I think it goes deeper than name recognition amongst normies. How do I put this... Have you read When Sysadmins Ruled the Earth by Cory Doctorow? [1] The apocalypse happens or whatever, and the survivors consist of datacenter system administrators because datacenters are all secure and robust and whatnot. And they're all coordinating over the remaining network links, and one of them is painted as a sort of legend, juggernaut of sorts, because she's a sysadmin for Google, and the system knowledge and access she has gives her a lot of clout. In the story she's called "Queen Kong" and I think a lot of people basically want the kind of status/respect/reputation she's portrayed as having -- not that the status is undeserved if you're so capable, but the motivation extends beyond a pure passion for the technology. It's also more than just "ooh you work for Google, that's so cool 'cause I'm a normie who has a vague awe and respect for high tech shit." It's kind of like working at Google puts you in a certain position, both in an abstract hierarchy of nerds, and also in a more pragmatic hierarchy of what you can get done and what you know... I'm not sure if that makes any sense. I think it's part of a broader domain of little things that contribute to a nerd's sense of importance. Things like: I run my own server, I have my own domain name, I admin a system or network for this or that, I work for The Internet and my work happens further upstream in the network from yours and I am one of the key people involved in the continued operation of the venerable global network. I don't know if I'm just overcomplicating this or if it's really such a vague idea I'm trying to grasp.
 
That's in all of Clown World.
Of course, but I think Silicon Valley is where that mindset originated and has spread out across the country, it's an attempt to run all of society like a company like Google is run.

It's creepy to me think of a company like Google, founded in 1998, a long time ago sure but a year very much well within my living memory, having such a radical impact in such a relatively short span of time.

Even their name is sinister when you really think about it, a "google" aka a Googol is a number of almost incomprehensible size, ie it's kind of like saying everything, it's a company essentially calling itself "The Everything Company" (much like Amazon is "the everything store"), is this a hint that these companies want to take over everything?
 
is this a hint that these companies want to take over everything?

I almost miss the days when Micro$oft was the "big bad guy" - when all they did was market a vidya console and make crappy OSes - and Google was this small search engine that gained a reputation for running a good search engine. Now it shouldn't be a surprise if Google and Amazon merged to form a mega-corporation with more power than the governments of the world combined. It'd be even more of a cyberpunk dystopia than now.
 
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