Got a job interview At GreenPeace - No Joke

[Quijibo69]

I go in the next week or two. How should I handle this to make it as funny as possible? Give me some questions to make this as entertaining as possible. What are the best undercover cameras to use for this kind of stuff? This can also be a Greenpeace thread too if there's not one already.

 

[LinuxVoid]

You can come in with google glasses and ask if anyone is wearing a tampon, then ask if you could have their tampon. Record the whole conversation on your gay google glasses.
Or, you could say that you are a pre op tranny and ask for mixed toilets and if they decline ask whether you can use the woman's bathroom.
Do you want to ruin your prospects of ever getting another job with Green Peace?

 

[Unog]

You could just, you know, take the job. Especially if you're unemployed.

 

[Xarpho]

You need to be TOO radical to get the job, for instance, show off a plan to reduce the carbon footprint of the homeless while creating thousands of pounds of natural fertilizer. Problem is, if you made this thread, you probably don't have the charisma to do all that with a straight face.

 

[Autistsforuganda2]

Stop being an edgy faggot and just take the job.

 

[дядя Боря]

don't cum too fast, take it some time, look around. I bet some real good stories could be gathered from the inside.

Take notes, write book, become millionaire like Bernie.

 

[NPC2580]

Some of what they say is correct. Some.

 

[Just A Butt]

So you applied for this job with the intention of fucking it up on purpose?

Chase your dreams, I guess.

 

[TiggerNits]

Tell them you're a real big fan of the French Navy

 

[Kamikaze]

I go in the next week or two. How should I handle this to make it as funny as possible? Give me some questions to make this as entertaining as possible. What are the best undercover cameras to use for this kind of stuff? This can also be a Greenpeace thread too if there's not one already.

A bit technical, but you could ask them what they think about Bjorn Lomberg's economically feasible plan to stop global warming.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Skeptical_Environmentalist

I'm probably assuming too much - that leftist whackjobs actually understand the full scope of the issue they're advocating.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

Not a smart choice if it's for anything above a data entry or commission based fundraising position or something with equally high turnover. The world is small especially the political/enviornmental one, long term being a sped could harm your career prospets in the future.

Counterpoint- it could be funny

 

[Red Hood]

Wear a NUKE THE WHALES shirt.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Wear a NUKE THE WHALES shirt.

Gotta nuke something

 

[oldTireWater]

Ask them why there are no copies of Big Game Illustrated in the lobby.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Convert them to eco-fascism

 

[Rand /pol/]

Don't be wierdo retard nigger who spergs out about politics and you won't get fired immediately

 

[Wingus Dongshire]

Are you unemployed?

Tanking a job interview by trolling someone seems, by extension, to be wasting potential money on trolling someone. Are you a faggot?

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

If you had employable skills you wouldn't need to scrape the bottom of the barrel for work.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Save retarded "red-pilling" for if the check bounces, dummy

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Be cool and channel your inner Chris Knight.