Grand Jury speculation thread

[Ophelia]

After all these years of bad blood, I doubt Cole is in the will. Will it all go to Chris in the end? Or maybe the bank will just take it, trash it out, and sell it for peanuts.

We don’t know if there is a will. Barb is so lazy it’s likely there isn’t one.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

We don’t know if there is a will. Barb is so lazy it’s likely there isn’t one.

When Barb dies she is likely to be cremated and her ashes placed in the columbarium with Bob's ashes. Her name is already on it. Because there was some planning involved I figure there have been arrangements made for what to do after her death.

 

[Fapcop]

We don’t know if there is a will. Barb is so lazy it’s likely there isn’t one.

The will would be relatively easy to sort. It would go to Chris unless Cole tried to insert himself, which I really don’t see happening.

 

[Load Bearing Drywall]

I didn't, and that certainly raises the odds of her developing cognitive problems in the 70s at an age where most of her peers would be lucid, but her symptom profile in 2018 (alternating between such an extreme level of severity and normalcy, along with pauses between every individual word, which is something I've never seen in a dementia patient) just doesn't fit for dementia in general, regardless of age. Like, if anyone is going to have dementia in their 70s, it's probably going to be someone like Barb who takes dog shit care of herself... but even in that case her symptoms would likely present differently from what she actually exhibited.

To me, that sounds like frontotemporal dementia -- specifically Logopenic Primary Progressive Aphasia. The long pauses are a dead giveaway (if it wasn't just acting on her part). The swings in day to day functioning are also really common for frontotemporal dementias. Eventually PPA looks like behavioral variant FTD as it gets worse, and bvFTD is a fucking nightmare to deal with. Your frontal lobes (which hold impulse control, ability to reason, access to short term memory, and executive function), turn into mush and all of the patient's worst impulses come out, but their long term memory is intact. Unfortunately in the early/mid stages they can often muster enough cognitive reserve to look relatively normal for short periods and fool doctors/bystanders who aren't familiar with FTD. People, including your average geriatric neurologist, don't know shit about non-alz dementias and even the weirder alz variants (there's frontotemporal variant alz too, along with dementia with lewy bodies and vascular dementia, and some lucky ducks have more than one dementia at a time). You've basically got to get to a teaching hospital or the mayo clinic to get answers.

It's the most common dementia in under 60s (it's what Bruce Willis almost certainly has, Robin Williams had DLB) -- and I've seen some wild stories from caretakers. Hypersexuality, sudden addictions to gambling or alcohol popping up out of nowhere, spending the entire family's life savings on scammers... some of these younger guys end up in jail in locked forensic units long after the sentence for whatever dumb crime they did is over, because there is no safe community placement for a physically healthy 200 pound 45 year old man who keeps trying to rape or attack the staff until he's basically a vegetable.

 

[Ishtar]

So imagine the jurors as a bunch of good hearted and blissfully ignorant Southern folk. And they hear Chris rave about Sonichu-goddess and his Jesus delusions, and asks them to look him up on the internet.

The shock and disgust would be film worthy if it were going to be filmed.

Someone needs to call the judge and the court and say it is in the public interest that Chris’s trial be filmed.

Because I Want My Content!

 

[Sealbaby]

I've seen speculation that he could have some weird chromosome shit, mainly from how weird his body looks. And he does have strangely developed gynecomastia even for a fat guy who eats nothing but garbage, but honestly I just think he's garden variety nuts compounded with autism.

See: Klinefelter's syndrome (aka XXY syndrome), which is very much under-diagnosed and under-reported. Has Chris ever been tested for this?

Mental symptoms:

 

[My Name is Mud]

Someone needs to call the judge and the court and say it is in the public interest that Chris’s trial be filmed.

Don't do that unless you want the judge to lock up the courtroom and allow no one from the public to attend.
As much as I wish it wasn't true, the trial will not be televised. The best we can hope for is an open court that the public and/or press can attend and give us the details after the trial is over, but if weens start pestering the court to allow cameras, they are gonna shut the doors in no time.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

So imagine the jurors as a bunch of good hearted and blissfully ignorant Southern folk. And they hear Chris rave about Sonichu-goddess and his Jesus delusions, and asks them to look him up on the internet.

The shock and disgust would be film worthy if it were going to be filmed.

Jurors aren't allowed to do their own research, because that could cause prejudice.

They can only see the evidence presented to them.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

Imagine being a lawyer for decades for huge cases and then have to issue a statement with the phrasing "trolling hater".

he's going to pick up a bunch of 'chris speak' and assume it's hip net lingo.
"yer honor, i'm not a cat" will be nothing compared to this culture clash.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

We don’t know if there is a will. Barb is so lazy it’s likely there isn’t one.

Willing to bet Bob had one put together for her before he went "Timber". He did his best to make sure many things were in place before he passed.

 

[Chef Kef]

The will would be relatively easy to sort. It would go to Chris unless Cole tried to insert himself, which I really don’t see happening.

Isn't one of Barb's sisters handling things for her now though? If this is the case I could see them selling the house, Chris claimed the loans against it were in the low six figure range. Even in its current condition 14 BC is probably worth at least 200-300k which would pay off the lines of debt and give Barb's sister some money to put her in assisted living or hire a nurse for her. Cole and many other relatives seemed to hate Barb but I wouldn't be surprised if they had a slight change of heart and became willing to help her after leaning what Chris did.

 

[Fapcop]

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To me, that sounds like frontotemporal dementia -- specifically Logopenic PPA. The long pauses are a dead giveaway (if it wasn't just acting on her part). The swings in day to day functioning are also really common for frontotemporal dementias. Eventually PPA looks like behavioral variant FTD as it gets worse, and bvFTD is a fucking nightmare to deal with. Your frontal lobes (which hold impulse control, ability to reason, access to short term memory, and executive function), turn into mush and all of the patient's worst impulses come out, but their long term memory is intact. Unfortunately in the early/mid stages they can often muster enough cognitive reserve to look relatively normal for short periods and fool doctors/bystanders who aren't familiar with FTD. People, including your average geriatric neurologist, don't know shit about non-alz dementias and even the weirder alz variants (there's frontotemporal variant alz too, along with dementia with lewy bodies and vascular dementia, and some lucky ducks have more than one dementia at a time). You've basically got to get to a teaching hospital or the mayo clinic to get answers.

It's the most common dementia in under 60s (it's what Bruce Willis almost certainly has, Robin Williams had DLB) -- and I've seen some wild stories from caretakers. Hypersexuality, sudden addictions to gambling or alcohol popping up out of nowhere, spending the entire family's life savings on scammers... some of these younger guys end up in jail in locked forensic units long after the sentence for whatever dumb crime they did is over, because there is no safe community placement for a physically healthy 200 pound 45 year old man who keeps trying to rape or attack the staff until he's basically a vegetable.

Is there a kind of dementia that only manifests itself when someone is begging for money on a video?

Pretty sure that’s what Barb has.

Isn't one of Barb's sisters handling things for her now though? If this is the case I could see them selling the house, Chris claimed the loans against it were in the low six figure range. Even in its current condition 14 BC is probably worth at least 200-300k which would pay off the lines of debt and give Barb's sister some money to put her in assisted living or hire a nurse for her. Cole and many other relatives seemed to hate Barb but I wouldn't be surprised if they had a slight change of heart and became willing to help her after leaning what Chris did.

The only relative still on speaking terms with Barb (but didn’t want her to visit, LOL!) is her aunt Harriet.

But Harriet and her husband is near Barb’s age themselves, so it’s doubtful how much time and energy they want to invest here.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

I supported my speculation with the common symptoms of dementia

e'yup. they get horny and decide everyone is a spouse or old flame.

besides that, if you believe they've been playing doctor forever or not, there's no way she thinks that that giant sea hag Punky Brewster is her son now.

 

[Fapcop]

See: Klinefelter's syndrome (aka XXY syndrome), which is very much under-diagnosed and under-reported. Has Chris ever been tested for this?

Mental symptoms: View attachment 3549001

I think this may be relevant:



I took Chris’s face and ran through a medical app that does AI Facial analysis for chromosomal disorder.

Klinefelters was one that also popped up.

I think I wrote a post about it in the subforum in a general thread.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I think this may be relevant:

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I took Chris’s face and ran through a medical app that does AI Facial analysis for chromosomal disorder.

Klinefelters was one that also popped up.

I think I wrote a post about it in the subforum in a general thread.

That last attachment seems irrelevant.

Is this app accurate? I’ve never heard of this before.

 

[Fapcop]

That last attachment seems irrelevant.

Browse tranny threads and subreddits, and invariably some Islamic content will accumulate.

Is this app accurate? I’ve never heard of this before.

Accurate as in can 100% diagnose someone? Nah. Not yet anyways.

As you can see on the screenshot, there are two things the app considers though. The facial features alone, and somatic symptoms like low iq, muscle development, etc.



It’s definitely not some rinky dink chink shit ‘ giggles app that tries to sell you shit.

It’s aimed at medical professionals and med schools though.

(With the rise of Nurse “doctors” and medicine by algorithm stuff like this app becomes more and more relevant.)

 

[Pappy Striderite]

Muppets had a adult following in the UK but it was really mostly tame funny if you caught the joke filler used on channel 4, but the Muppet Babbies stuff was put on like Friends for kids

both of the shows relied heavily on americana satire. chris has never recognized satire on TV shows so he just laughs on cue and thinks random shit is funny because it's random.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Jurors aren't allowed to do their own research, because that could cause prejudice.

They can only see the evidence presented to them.

The day the trial ends and they are allowed to Google him, they will come back with torches and pitchforks.

 

[AnOminous]

So imagine the jurors as a bunch of good hearted and blissfully ignorant Southern folk. And they hear Chris rave about Sonichu-goddess and his Jesus delusions, and asks them to look him up on the internet.

I would bet on a jury instruction telling them not to do that.

 

[Ishtar]

I’m well aware of jury restrictions. I think in this case it’s dumb and ruins the sheer entertainment value of the jurors(and the court room personnel)’s reactions to the absolute black hole of degeneracy and craziness that is Christian Chandler.