Grand Jury speculation thread

[You Dun Boof’ed]

I'm still awaiting any more questions before I draft my letter tomorrow. If you have questions for Chris, let me know.

I don’t know if this is out of bounds but I wonder what Chis thinks of his lawyer. Does he like his lawyer? Does he talk to him often? Does he consider the lawyer to be one of his apostles? If so who?

 

[Ophelia]

C'mom. Remember when the idea of Chris forcibly inserting his wet noodle into his mother was unheard of? Although wr all thought their relationship was extremely weird, even I as an A log was shocked and disgusted. What's next for Chris? He always outdoes himself. *Always.

It was always said that Chris would rape Barb if given the chance. The disagreements were over what the circumstances would have to be and if Barb would die before they came. When Chris posted favorably about incest between a mother and son, any naysayers quieted down. It was never unheard of.

 

[BlueSpark]

and if Barb would die before they came

poor choice of words

 

[A-№1]

Before he actually raped his mother.

Were you not paying attention to the relationship between Chris and Barb? Their behavior with each other not only made the inevitable incest obvious, it also deeply calls into question that it was rape.

Remember, after Bob died it was Barb who was forcing Chris, against his own wishes, to sleep in her bed with her instead of in his own room. How did you not see where that was going?

It was never unheard of.

The only thing in doubt was whether or not it would be rape, and if so, who exactly would be raping whom.

Chris is creepy. Barb is also creepy.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

I'm still awaiting any more questions before I draft my letter tomorrow. If you have questions for Chris, let me know.

Yes, please write this in the letter for me.
"Did you know that claiming to be God literally makes you as bad as Lucifer? That's what Lucifer and his angels are sentenced to eternal damnation for, claiming to be God, and wanting to be God. You are quite literally damning your eternal soul to the deepest pits of Hell with these beliefs, and you will not be able to escape this. You are committing the ultimate sin of pride, and I sincerely pray that you wake up and beg for sincere forgiveness. You have been tainted by Satan, and his lies. Please, wake up and get right with God." Tell him that Son-chu asked me to say that to him (The figure, not the car) (Also please tell Chris that he obtains a copy of Milton's Paradise Lost and Dante's Alligheri's Divine Comedy, Inferno being an absolute must)

 

[Ophelia]

Yes, please write this in the letter for me.
"Did you know that claiming to be God literally makes you as bad as Lucifer? That's what Lucifer and his angels are sentenced to eternal damnation for, claiming to be God, and wanting to be God. You are quite literally damning your eternal soul to the deepest pits of Hell with these beliefs, and you will not be able to escape this. You are committing the ultimate sin of pride, and I sincerely pray that you wake up and beg for sincere forgiveness. You have been tainted by Satan, and his lies. Please, wake up and get right with God." Tell him that Son-chu asked me to say that to him (The figure, not the car) (Also please tell Chris that he obtains a copy of Milton's Paradise Lost and Dante's Alligheri's Divine Comedy, Inferno being an absolute must)

That’s a great way to get the letter flushed down the toilet. Chris is not going to have his mind blown and experience a literal come to Jesus moment based on a letter. If you want to try it, do it on your own.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

That’s a great way to get the letter flushed down the toilet. Chris is not going to have his mind blown and experience a literal come to Jesus moment based on a letter. If you want to try it, do it on your own.

Very well, I will. As much as I get schadenfraude from all of this; as a man of faith however, there is something inheritingly wrong with allowing someone to call themselves God without understanding the weight of it and then laughing about it. It is probably a fool's errand, but it I hope Chris will take something away from my attempt that just isn't the parts he likes or wants. That'll most likely happen, (Chris cherry picking) but at least I attempted to make a difference and I can settle down my internal conflict of faith. If he chooses to continue to call himself God post my attempt, then it is on him; because I will have at least shown him evidence of doing so is highly frowned upon.

 

[King Kiwi]

I'm still awaiting any more questions before I draft my letter tomorrow. If you have questions for Chris, let me know.

I do have a question.

Is Chris aware he's going to be homeless when he's let out?

 

[Tits Warrior]

Very well, I will. As much as I get schadenfraude from all of this; as a man of faith however, there is something inheritingly wrong with allowing someone to call themselves God without understanding the weight of it and then laughing about it. It is probably a fool's errand, but it I hope Chris will take something away from my attempt that just isn't the parts he likes or wants. That'll most likely happen, (Chris cherry picking) but at least I attempted to make a difference and I can settle down my internal conflict of faith. If he chooses to continue to call himself God post my attempt, then it is on him; because I will have at least shown him evidence of doing so is highly frowned upon.

God does not exist.

 

[Ophelia]

Very well, I will. As much as I get schadenfraude from all of this; as a man of faith however, there is something inheritingly wrong with allowing someone to call themselves God without understanding the weight of it and then laughing about it. It is probably a fool's errand, but it I hope Chris will take something away from my attempt that just isn't the parts he likes or wants. That'll most likely happen, (Chris cherry picking) but at least I attempted to make a difference and I can settle down my internal conflict of faith. If he chooses to continue to call himself God post my attempt, then it is on him; because I will have at least shown him evidence of doing so is highly frowned upon.

Chris knows it’s highly frowned upon. That’s why in his make believe he changed that commandment. You wouldn’t be informing him of anything he doesn’t know.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

God does not exist.

Reality doesn't exist?

 

[Tits Warrior]

Reality doesn't exist?

Organized religion is a farce, God as is being stated here is based on rules from a man made religion based on control. If you're talking about spirituality and existence, that's something else entirely.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Were you not paying attention to the relationship between Chris and Barb? Their behavior with each other not only made the inevitable incest obvious, it also deeply calls into question that it was rape.

I didn't think he would go through with it. I genuinely believed he had some kind of moral boundaries or fiber. I don't know, I'm kind of like one of those moms with those psycho kids, who don't believe their kids could actually murder them until they're dead.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I didn't think he would go through with it. I genuinely believed he had some kind of moral boundaries or fiber. I don't know, I'm kind of like one of those moms with those psycho kids, who don't believe their kids could actually murder them until they're dead.

With Chris, he acts like he has moral limits...until curiosity inevitably leads him to doing or being something that he claimed to be against, finding out he likes it, and suddenly he does a 180 and claims it's fine.

Alcohol? Was more against alcohol than the 18th amendment until he actually tried it...suddenly alcohol is fine by him.

Not being straight? Flat out was claiming that his blood would eventually be used to cure homosexuality in the future. Now claims to be a trans lesbian.

Chris is only ever concerned with if things are good or bad for himself. And if something he does gives him dopamine production in his head and it doesn't seem to have any negative impact that he gives a shit about? Doesn't matter if the United Nations banned it he'll still do it because he doesn't think it's wrong at that point.

 

[Eradicate]

How so? I'm interested in seeing how you justify that assertion.

Admittedly, I made the comment in part just to fuck with you, but I still meant it more or less.

It smacks of low key A-Logging to me because it's gratuitous at this point to conjecture what could happen based on his widely known dismal attributes. It's not 2007 anymore - basically what you're talking about is beating a dead horse; ostensibly it's a fresh idea relevant to Christory, but you're merely kicking the autistic.

Your speculation on the point in question was also fairly limited, in all fairness. I don't see any reason to assume that CWC would turn out the same if he lived centuries ago and/or in very traditional culture - and are we assuming the same or different parents? You really think CWC would be CWC without Bob and Barb? Without the Internet?

 

[A Grey Cat]

The flea ag motels that take in indigents like Chris charge a hell of a lot more than that.

Only because said indigents can make that kinda bank and can spare it. Be they hookers making 50 bucks an hour for every John they sleep with, or drug dealers who have a steady cash flow going thanks to pushing the merchandise.

Chris doesn't have either of those options so the best he can hope to do is sign in, stay a few days, and have the tugboat ready to offer a grand to the owner to let him stay "an extra couple days or two."

 

[FinnSven]

Only because said indigents can make that kinda bank and can spare it. Be they hookers making 50 bucks an hour for every John they sleep with, or drug dealers who have a steady cash flow going thanks to pushing the merchandise.

Chris doesn't have either of those options so the best he can hope to do is sign in, stay a few days, and have the tugboat ready to offer a grand to the owner to let him stay "an extra couple days or two."

He has a mouth.

Perhaps he could offer “healing” to especially cheap and desperate degenerates?

 

[A-№1]

I didn't think he would go through with it.

Which shows you already knew he was planning it. Or at least looking forward to it.

I genuinely believed he had some kind of moral boundaries or fiber.

Why would you believe that?

You'll never lose a wager by underestimating Chris.

It smacks of low key A-Logging to me because it's gratuitous at this point to conjecture what could happen based on his widely known dismal attributes.

That's not a-logging, low key or otherwise.

I understand that you're new to Chris, but you really should learn the lingo before trying to use it.

ostensibly it's a fresh idea relevant to Christory, but you're merely kicking the autistic.

Again, how so? It's a series of various hypotheticals exploring the differences between various historical societies as they'd relate to Chris, not really a critique of Chris himself. That's neither a-logging nor kicking the autistic.

Recognizing that the universe kicks the autistic is not, itself, kicking the autistic.

You really think CWC would be CWC without Bob and Barb? Without the Internet?

I'm not going to waste time on the whole nature versus nurture red herring. Without Bob and Barb, there would be no Chris in the first place.

However, Chris is responsible for himself.

Only because said indigents can make that kinda bank and can spare it.

In Chris' context, where the fleabag hotel is a temporary placement, the indigents aren't paying. The taxpayer is.

 

[Lancelot]

His trial was delayed to july ? Are we sure about that ?

If so thats pretty crazy . I wonder if its more that they are collecting info on crimes to slam him with or if they are just working out a deal with time served. Thats a year after his arrest though and we still dont even know all the charges. I guess the other possibility is that they are recognising that he has no actual place to go anymore. If they let him out he will go straight back home to see it abandoned and locked. Then end up homeless

 

[Josterman]

I’m going to wonder what the transcript will look like since it’s going to be interesting read