Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

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Favorite GTA?

  • Grand Theft Auto

    Votes: 63 2.3%
  • Grand Theft Auto: London 1969

    Votes: 59 2.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto 2

    Votes: 113 4.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto III

    Votes: 221 8.0%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

    Votes: 784 28.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

    Votes: 1,103 40.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Advanced

    Votes: 14 0.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

    Votes: 81 2.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories

    Votes: 77 2.8%
  • Grand Theft Auto IV

    Votes: 714 26.0%
  • Episodes From Liberty City (The Lost & Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony)

    Votes: 217 7.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto V

    Votes: 399 14.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Online

    Votes: 98 3.6%
  • My Mother's My Sister!

    Votes: 327 11.9%

  • Total voters
    2,749
He has the unique opportunity to do literally the funniest thing ever and destroy millions, maybe even billions of dollars of effort by going online and saying something stupid like "it's woke dont buy it" right before he dies and then Rockstar has to litigate a dead guy for NDA breach.
He could spoil the whole game, and I don't think that'll effect their bottom line much at all.
 
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He has the unique opportunity to do literally the funniest thing ever and destroy millions, maybe even billions of dollars of effort by going online and saying something stupid like "it's woke dont buy it" right before he dies and then Rockstar has to litigate a dead guy for NDA breach.
I imagine his family had to sign something too and they'd be liable.
 
It would be like playing ET on the 2600 before you die.
Honestly I give ET a lot more room than I used to. It was a one-man project that had to be made in like half the time for normal game development, even at the time.

It's a miracle it even got finished, and honestly it's reputation comes more from being in the exact wrong place at the wrong time than actually being the worst game ever. There are quite a few 2600 games of basically equal quality.


GTA 6 is a AAAA game by a major studio that's had over a decade and like a billion dollars thrown at it. Anything less than a fuckin 10/10 is going to be unacceptable.
 
I'm an optimist and I think the reason for it taking so long is they've had to spend the last 18 months performing major changes to characters and storyline.

This game started development when inclusivity and progressiveness were assumed to be something people wanted to see and GTA VI reflected that. That's since been proven to be as popular as cold sick, Rockstar saw this and changed course.

I think the game will be good.
 
I don't think the woke callout would work. They already tried it on the protag reveal and it didn't work. I think the entire single player experience could be 2/10 and no one would give a fuck because Online will be what makes or breaks this game. It seems like they're gonna make GTA RP base Online and turn it onto Roblox 2/Second Life 2. Given they're already prospecting ideas of having a Creator Marketplace for the online. all the e-gangsters, BPD whores, trannies, and gooners are gonna make this game a generational success.
 
I think the game will be good.
There's no doubt that the game would be objectively good, The expectation from Rockstar/Take Two is that this game would outperform GTA V and make its projected $2 billion budget back within weeks if not days.

I don't think the woke callout would work. They already tried it on the protag reveal and it didn't work.
Keep in mind that Lucia is a Latino. Rule 54 would already overrule the woke backlash.
 
I'm attempting to 100% GTA3. The Paramedic side mission is the hardest hurdle so far. I made the mistake of making the Triads hostile before starting it, so between collisions, spread out patients and the Triad's gunfire, it's usually hard to complete in one go. I'm considering using a cheat code or just starting over from another save, but then I have to deal with cumbersome controls and some egregious side missions/rampages again.
 
Honestly I give ET a lot more room than I used to. It was a one-man project that had to be made in like half the time for normal game development, even at the time.

It's a miracle it even got finished, and honestly it's reputation comes more from being in the exact wrong place at the wrong time than actually being the worst game ever. There are quite a few 2600 games of basically equal quality.


GTA 6 is a AAAA game by a major studio that's had over a decade and like a billion dollars thrown at it. Anything less than a fuckin 10/10 is going to be unacceptable.
There’s a great hack of E.T. that fixes a lot of the problems, you should check it out.
 
I have preserved both of this e-begging videos, just in case it gets wiped off again. [1/2].

However, PreserveTube is fucking up the slurs one.
You don't have access to his discord server? The Bully server too. That's a lead. I think he deleted his original server I resided in, but years later made a new one. That's a lead lost and shit I never archived. The last lead I have is some friends who remember. Some of his commenters also trash on him especially around the 2020 era. He is a swedish pothead libshit faggot who used to make great content and now only makes slop. I'm not sure if it's worth making a cow out of but he's definitely a grifting beta code hoarder akin to STiP0 with the Dead Rising community.
It's jarring how not a single good Youtuber came out of Sweden since PewDiePie.
I think it's insane that for the older Rockstar titles on PC, you need to install mods for them to even work properly. Like take GTA:SA for example, there's a camera bug where it spins around and you can't do shit. Downgrade your game and install SilentPatch and it's fixed.
I don't know what I expected from Rockstar though. At least a lot of the new GTA Online updates aren't too bad.
There's a very funny yet true thing about Rockstar's games. At least 90% of them, be it both the old & new ones, almost objectively run better pirated than their original copies. That goes for both performance & even now privacy wise due to not needing Rockstar's shitty launcher.
 
almost objectively run better pirated than their original copies. That goes for both performance & even now privacy wise due to not needing Rockstar's shitty launcher.
I ended up installing a crack into my game because Social Club kept crashing whenever I was playing with the Liberty City Preservation Project. Installed the crack, never happened again. Thanks Mr Goldberg!
 
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