Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

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Favorite GTA?

  • Grand Theft Auto

    Votes: 61 2.4%
  • Grand Theft Auto: London 1969

    Votes: 54 2.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto 2

    Votes: 106 4.1%
  • Grand Theft Auto III

    Votes: 203 7.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

    Votes: 734 28.7%
  • Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

    Votes: 1,028 40.2%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Advanced

    Votes: 12 0.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

    Votes: 74 2.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories

    Votes: 73 2.9%
  • Grand Theft Auto IV

    Votes: 653 25.5%
  • Episodes From Liberty City (The Lost & Damned and The Ballad of Gay Tony)

    Votes: 198 7.7%
  • Grand Theft Auto V

    Votes: 371 14.5%
  • Grand Theft Auto: Online

    Votes: 91 3.6%
  • My Mother's My Sister!

    Votes: 305 11.9%

  • Total voters
    2,557
>TFW when you get fired from your job because your zoomer son leaked footage of GTA 6 on Tik Tok.
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What ARE people expecting from GTA 6?
I expect that graphically and gameplay wise it will be the best entry in the series, with better physics, lighting, gunplay and driving than any before it.
And I expect all of that will be completely wasted because they will let the trannies and leftoids who have infested Rockstar carry their ESG score higher.

They'll keep all the biting commentary against any group identified with wrongthink in the game and neuter any satire or commentary about any protected subclasses. There will probably be a tranny shown in a positive light who of course will be Essential and unkillable in-game. There will be some retarded subplot about how the latina character was oh so oppressed and she will somehow be the most competent and strongest of the protags. There will be some moralizing bullshit about cops and gun laws included, because why not? The story will have shitty dialogue and nonsensical plot points because all the competent people are gone. There probably won't be much focus on any real crime groups like mob settings it'll just be another smash n grab heist game because people eat that shit up.

The online mode will become another cash grab, they'll make everyone start from scratch and get shills online to dismiss any criticism of this with retarded talking points, but it will all be so that people will want to buy shark cards immediately so they can restart from on top. The online mode will probably be bugged to all hell with mods and glitches but the only ones they'll focus on will be the ones that give people money.
 
I know it's a tall order, considering GTA 5 and RDR2, but my only wish for this game is to have console controls that don't want to make me want to turn the game off. GTA 5 isn't that bad (though there is shooting while driving which is simultaneously holding down L1, both R buttons, and if you need to steer, thumbstick also comes into play). However, RDR2, while the main story being probably my favorite videogame storyline of all time, the controls are confusing to put it lightly. Each button has like three different purposes, completely dependent on the context in which the character is currently in. How many you here have tried to mount your horse, but there was somebody standing near by and Arthur just fucking grapples that poor soul? And there's infuriating mix-ups constantly while trying to play.
 
I expect that graphically and gameplay wise it will be the best entry in the series, with better physics, lighting, gunplay and driving than any before it.
And I expect all of that will be completely wasted because they will let the trannies and leftoids who have infested Rockstar carry their ESG score higher.

They'll keep all the biting commentary against any group identified with wrongthink in the game and neuter any satire or commentary about any protected subclasses. There will probably be a tranny shown in a positive light who of course will be Essential and unkillable in-game. There will be some retarded subplot about how the latina character was oh so oppressed and she will somehow be the most competent and strongest of the protags. There will be some moralizing bullshit about cops and gun laws included, because why not? The story will have shitty dialogue and nonsensical plot points because all the competent people are gone. There probably won't be much focus on any real crime groups like mob settings it'll just be another smash n grab heist game because people eat that shit up.

The online mode will become another cash grab, they'll make everyone start from scratch and get shills online to dismiss any criticism of this with retarded talking points, but it will all be so that people will want to buy shark cards immediately so they can restart from on top. The online mode will probably be bugged to all hell with mods and glitches but the only ones they'll focus on will be the ones that give people money.

Holy shit psychics are real.
 
>TFW when you get fired from your job because your zoomer son leaked footage of GTA 6 on Tik Tok.
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I expect that graphically and gameplay wise it will be the best entry in the series, with better physics, lighting, gunplay and driving than any before it.
And I expect all of that will be completely wasted because they will let the trannies and leftoids who have infested Rockstar carry their ESG score higher
And don't forget you won't be able to walk ten feet without a cutscene, every mission will involve minutes long sections of the characters walking at the slowest speed possible while explaining everything to the player with no subtlety and with outrageously over the top characters that aren't realistic or interesting at all. If you walk 2 inches off the preprogrammed path you'll get a mission failed and have to sit through the walking sequence again. Every mission will be walking from shooting gallery area to shooting gallery area. If you try and do anything creative in the missions you'll get a mission failed.
 
man rockstar needs to hire a plumber to fix all these leaks, getting the lawyers to do it post flood is gotta be expensive!

anyways, looks good, seems the team is just optimizing and bug fixing the game right now since it looks finished.
 
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