Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[Pringles Can]

Looks pretty good. Likely going to do what I have done for every other game and wait until a month or so after the game comes out before deciding if its worth it or not. based on the release date though I don't expect this game until the ass end of 2025, or 2026. More leaning for 2026 though as rockstar loves doing a 3-4 month delay right before the game is supposed to come out.

 

[LaxerBRO]

This trailer did the impossible and somehow made me want to play GTA V again. All those twerking sheboons made me feel a bit nauseous

Look in the bright side, you can kill them.

Maybe even toss a Molotov into their car.

 

[Michael Wade]

So you mean to tell me wheen I go to the beach, I can just do a mass shooting of 90% nig nogs?

Color me green cause I say I say I'm sold.

How much you want to bet they'll put something in to discourage that? Like insta kills or something.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Guarantee they'll make it so you can't shoot unarmed blacks or something and singlehandedly ruin their game.

I won't be surprised if they go super "realistic" and anything and everything results in a 5 star wanted level that is damn near impossible to escape.

 

[Quamdale Dingle]

Vice City Diversity:
-Cubans
-Haitians
-Rednecks
-Italians
-Yuropoors

GTA VI Diversity:
-blacks
-blacks
-blacks
-Florida Man XD

Non nigger people all moved out because uhhhhh idk maybe because of the weather

Cars look good at least

 

[Psyduck]

Oh sweet! GTA Brazil!

 

[Miller]

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[Lone Wandering Courier]

Once again, modern gaming disappoints me. I guess I'm lucky I was never a huge GTA fan. I mean I played a couple GTA games sure, but I'm not a big fanboy like a lot of people out there.

 

[Quamdale Dingle]

I won't be surprised if they go super "realistic" and anything and everything results in a 5 star wanted level that is damn near impossible to escape.

Leak showed that GTA6 gonna feature stuff like Jetpack so I doubt Rockstar is going for realism that much

 

[fargoamadeus]

This just in: this shit sucks ass and gives me nigger fatigue

 

[Hitman One]

Something I noticed in the Trailer is the Name "Leonida" several times, is that a City or the Name of the State in game?


Maybe it already got delayed internally? people think its gonna release April 1st, 2025 because of some shirt in GTA Online.

I think it's going to be one of the bigger settlements but not Vice City.

 

[Pringles Can]

So you mean to tell me wheen I go to the beach, I can just do a mass shooting of 90% nig nogs?

Color me green cause I say I say I'm sold.

Please for the love of god let me ram my car into one of the retards twerking on top of their car. If I can do that then this game will pretty much be endless entertainment for me.

 

[Quamdale Dingle]

I thought America is a country full of niggers and beaners and self claimed "whites" who has non Aryan blood in them

Is it really like that or it's just Rockstar putting too many niggers in game

There are no my fellow Asian people on this trailer…

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

I was disappointed at the first viewing of the trailer but after a few more watches it looks OK but clearly is going to lack the "edge" that Dan Houser brought to previous editions of the game

 

[The Last Stand]

Okay. That was something.

I'm honestly underwhelmed. The graphics have hit uncanny valley; I cannot tell if it's a video game or just random footage from Florida. RDR2 had a slight filter that distinguished itself as a video game. Art direction is everything. So far, this looks realistic but generic. It looks like somebody just took GTA V with ultra realistic mods and slapped everything together.

Don't even get me started on the NPCs. There's a LOT of samey character models.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Wait, the MC being a hot latina with a white bf was true? I thought that was just a joke after the leaks. What the hell.

On the upside, I really loved Vice City, so seeing them actually go back to it is kickass. I doubt it'll be half as incredible as the dorks screaming about "HYYYPE!!1!!!", but it looks ok to me.

 

[Quamdale Dingle]

Once again, modern gaming disappoints me. I guess I'm lucky I was never a huge GTA fan. I mean I played a couple GTA games sure, but I'm not a big fanboy like a lot of people out there.

It must be so painful to be a fallout fan in 2023

I'm not a big fan but we all understand how disappointed you must be on modern gaming

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

This will be a fun sandbox to drive around in and shoot people, but if the missions don't actually take advantage of the massive city and sandbox I don't see the point in buying this one at full price after how much of a tease GTA5 was. They made this big beautiful open world and you spend so much of it on rails when you play the story missions. Wouldn't even be worth 10 dollars if all it's gonna be is a bunch of shitty minigames interspersed with the occasional shoot out in a linear corridor disguised as an open street like GTA 5 was.

 

[Niggerphobe]

Do yall think they are going to make a parody polestar and lucid air

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Please for the love of god let me ram my car into one of the retards twerking on top of their car. If I can do that then this game will pretty much be endless entertainment for me.

All of those scenes are 100% pre rendered for the Weasel News channel on the in game TV.

Save this post.

Wait, the MC being a hot latina with a white bf was true? I thought that was just a joke after the leaks. What the hell.

Wasn't it Rockstar that flat out admitted the next game would be a "Bonnie and Clyde" adventure after the first leak happened?