Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[LaCreaturaDeLasAmerica]

I genuinely can't believe how mindbroken some people are by /pol/ where they have a spastic fit when they see black people on a gta trailer. Of all the games to bitch about, it's GTA? Beyond autistic.

 

[Adolphin]

My only concern is that the graphics look too cartoonish. After all, it is meant to be a parody of Florida which itself is a parody of the US.

 

[The Last Stand]

My only concern is that the graphics look too cartoonish. After all, it is meant to be a parody of Florida which itself is a parody of the US.

So far, it looks damn near photorealistic to me. Now, take a look at V's character models up close. Nearly looks like action figures.

 

[TheDataHorder]

> muh niggers, cringe. rockstar gone woke.
the fuck you cunts on about? from what i understand 90% of america is black cunts shooting shit.
I'd say the rockstar scottland devs got that quite right.

 

[The Last Stand]

GTA VI will be the greatest, renowned piece of entertainment since Joan Crawford graced the silver screen. Mark my words.

 

[The Last Stand]

looks kinda cool if trashy, will probably be an underwhelming sandbox/campaign a la Cyberpunk

also earth to pea brains: GTA ALWAYS HAD SASSY POC GIRLBOSSES

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"Sorry babe, but I'm an ambitious girl and you... you're just small time"

Dude, I COMPLETELY forgot that Catalina and Claude were practically Bonnie and Clyde until Catalina betrayed Claude (and CJ). So, this Lucia/Jason affair is almost like Catalina/Claude but more sappy and a product of today's time? Good enough for me.

 

[Woodchipper]

I think I'll be satisfied if you are able to get up to some real Florida Man shenanigans.

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

 

[Semen_Recycler]

REEEEEEEE I can’t believe they put hecking blackarinos in my vidya game!!! Downvote!

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Xbox Series S|X. They're two SKUs of the same console (family.) By law, any games released on Xbox Series X would need to have an Series S port. I know they'll have to scale down some graphics for the Series S to run it properly.

By law? There's no law, it's just microsoft trying to crash the industry because Nintendo and Sony won't let them play the way Microsoft wants.

The Series S is a massive turd on the console market and a middle-finger to console gamers.

Remember it was MS that made the stink about BC on consoles; something which has had a bigger negative effect on the gaming industry as a whole, more than DLC, MTX and broken-upon-release games.

 

[The handsome tard]

So far, it looks damn near photorealistic to me. Now, take a look at V's character models up close. Nearly looks like action figures.

Its funny because we probably said the same thing when GTAV trailer came out, saying 4 looked like action figures. Graphic evolution is quite something.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Ensuring they kill all hype and press for Max Payne, again, again.

wait, they're making max Payne remakes?
WTF why didnt I hear about it

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Nah, what you guys don't realize is that GTA has been a perpetual decline towards wokeshit and diversity since San Andreas.

I mean, think about it. It started with the game about niggers, then you had a game about slavs, spics, and faggots, then you had a handheld game about chinks, then you had a game about niggers again and a Canadian, and now we got this.

It's just been a progressive downward spiral of racial diversity and cultural enrichment.

To be fair GTA 3 WAS Italians...

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Ian Miles Chong would lick Elon Musks asshole clean after he took a messy dump if he thought it would get him more attention.
I hate that some of these people are in executive decisions where they can actually decide the outcome of technology or politics going forward to some extent, but their feeble brains have trouble processing killing a data value in a video game.

E: LMFAO

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1731894271761154331

This fucking rodent of a man. He really would eat the literal shit of a rich person if he thought it would get him money.

 

[RotPockets]

Demoralization intensifies.

 

[Weltraumfürst]

To be honest, the trailer just looks boring. Vice City not in the 80s is a weird choice of scenery, and that Lucia chick comes off as boring. I don't have a problem with a female protagonist, but it's GTA, so I expect someone memorable. Of course it's just a teaser, but that still should have been enough to get an idea of the MCs character.

Beyond that, they didn't show anything that piqued my interest. I hope that it's either gonna be good, or so egregiously woke that it absolutely crashes. ESG tanking the biggest video game in the world would be a beautiful thing to behold.

 

[Cyberpunk Panatela]

Its funny because we probably said the same thing when GTAV trailer came out, saying 4 looked like action figures. Graphic evolution is quite something.

I'm not downplaying significant improvements in hardware, but it's worth bearing in mind that we haven't seen any gameplay footage yet.

Don't let your wallets get Cyberpunked again! (and I don't really trust Rockstar to timeously fix a game they fucked up nowadays)

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

To be honest, the trailer just looks boring. Vice City not in the 80s is a weird choice of scenery, and that Lucia chick comes off as boring. I don't have a problem with a female protagonist, but it's GTA, so I expect someone memorable. Of course it's just a teaser, but that still should have been enough to get an idea of the MCs character.

Beyond that, they didn't show anything that piqued my interest. I hope that it's either gonna be good, or so egregiously woke that it absolutely crashes. ESG tanking the biggest video game in the world would be a beautiful thing to behold.

The teaser was a bunch of memes made into a video game, and a few plot throw away lines that tell you nothing about the game besides this Hispanic lady being part of the cast.

There is no gameplay. And literally no plot. Everything is speculation - which is exactly what Rockstar wants

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

Adin Ross claiming to be in the game, it's already over before it even began...

If this is true, this is pretty much confirmed zoomer slop. They're putting in trash e-celebs that anyone with a fully developed brain will find infuriating.

 

[Sithis]

Everyone so focus on black people but nobody asks the real important question. Will the swamp area in the game have ghost orchards and three types of mangrove trees? If not, the games a hard pass for me.

I don't know if the studio that makes GTA has ever had power autists of RDR extent working there long term but if they did we'd have that and more. GTA IV I think felt more alive than V, it felt like the world was actually moving and you were just a piece in it, which was especially impressive given the hardware limitations of the time. You could be driving along the bridge and spot cops searching cars, or have actual police encounters happening, etc. The NPC cops had better AI and instead of just gunning at randoms they used cover and avoided shooting if possible. Street vendors, pedestrians, etc all seemed to just be going about their days in a way that V tried to mimic and it just came off as fake and as though they're all performing for you.
Imagine a world like that set in Vice City with the attention to detail that the RDR spergs had and the story writing of the classic games, it would be the actual best game of the decade and not just "well at least it's not another remake"

 

[Serbian Peacekeepers]

The teaser was a bunch of memes made into a video game, and a few plot throw away lines that tell you nothing about the game besides this Hispanic lady being part of the cast.

There is no gameplay. And literally no plot. Everything is speculation - which is exactly what Rockstar wants

Outside the memes, that's basically what every HD GTA trailer has been. The First Trailer touches on the world mainly, showing off the Main city, the people, vehicles, etc, and You get some hints at plot but never more than that. We didn't even see Franklin and Trevor until Trailer 2 for GTA 5, and didn't get gameplay until 2 months before launch