Orbiter Greta/Phil Crossover

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Balding ever faster, I see. So feminine.

 

[Count Hoarduon]

If you're going after Phil nudes you're probably a chaser though, tbh

A chubby chaser, you mean.

 

[GS 281]

This isn't crossover with Greta, but still not worthy of attention on public forum

From Eden Belmont/Zach Bradley

 

[multiverse]

This isn't crossover with Greta, but still not worthy of attention on public forum

From Eden Belmont/Zach Bradley

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... the fuck?

Answer to my own question: :autism:

 

[Twrx]

This isn't crossover with Greta, but still not worthy of attention on public forum

From Eden Belmont/Zach Bradley

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How long until he starts screaming about gasing the Jews again?

 

[Goofy Logic]

Yeah, he's fishing hard. First time in a while we've seen him reference his autism land though.

 

[DragoonSierra]

This isn't crossover with Greta, but still not worthy of attention on public forum

From Eden Belmont/Zach Bradley

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LED street lights have potential health risks and high initial cost, dumbass

 

[Varis]

This isn't crossover with Greta, but still not worthy of attention on public forum

From Eden Belmont/Zach Bradley

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I-
Whuh-

Is IMAGINING new street lamps for his IMAGINARY country too much work?

 

[Football Meatlong]

Awwww!

We're a vital part of Phil's fantasy world.

 

[MG 620]

It really is touching.

There is a tiny kiwi farms headquarter somewhere inside Phil's head.

 

[lindsayfan]

It's true-- to be free of oppression, Phil must first KILL THE KIWI INSIDE HIS HEAD.

Dig it out, Phil! Get in there and pry that CISmale shitlord out of your literal brain tissue!!!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

This isn't crossover with Greta, but still not worthy of attention on public forum

From Eden Belmont/Zach Bradley

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He's going through everything he can think of in the hope of drawing us out. He's tried threatening nudes, he's tried insults and now he's trying things that take our interest. I wonder if he'll try claiming another drive-by next?

 

[Ruin]

He's going through everything he can think of in the hope of drawing us out. He's tried threatening nudes, he's tried insults and now he's trying things that take our interest. I wonder if he'll try claiming another drive-by next?

My leading theory right now is that he's going to voluntarily become homeless once again, because guy with apartment isn't bringing in the asspats and he's getting increasingly desperate.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

This isn't crossover with Greta, but still not worthy of attention on public forum

From Eden Belmont/Zach Bradley

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Phil can't have nice things because he's poor and autistic.

 

[repentance]

Phil must be so frustrated at the moment.

On the one hand, being Greta's bestie gave him visibility and an ally against the farms. On the other, his new audience is now distracted by Nina's problems so he's not getting much attention anywhere.

 

[GS 281]

Phil must be so frustrated at the moment.

On the one hand, being Greta's bestie gave him visibility and an ally against the farms. On the other, his new audience is now distracted by Nina's problems so he's not getting much attention anywhere.

He's trying so hard, too.

 

[keksz]

The thirst is real. I guess being on KF is the new cool hip thing if you want to be somebody in the online troon community. Counting the days until someone comes here on a fake account and dox themselves in a thread.

 

[bacterium]

I love that these cows believe that Null's ED article is gospel, but anything about themselves or others in the troon squad are complete lies.

 

[MMX]

My leading theory right now is that he's going to voluntarily become homeless once again, because guy with apartment isn't bringing in the asspats and he's getting increasingly desperate.

Something like that I guess
Whilst he was homeless he seldom slept rough.
Post tweaker days he either couch crashed, squatted with similar crust pink types or crashed in cheap motels.
But he's finding adult life his hard, rent and bills leave little room for tattoos so my guess would be he's going to start fishing for paying roomies or push for disabled living stuff.

I wonder when he will remember he's got upcoming "surgery"

 

[Sandwichu]

I wonder when he will remember he's got upcoming "surgery"

Anyone remembers or archived the scheduled date for the spanish snatch?
Phil has been so busy sleeping on the couch and wrecking the apartment that he forgot to spam surgery lies and NO BALLS.