Orbiter Greta/Phil Crossover

She is allowing Phil to stay in her life and associate with her and her brand specifically because he is at war with us.

but that's so retarded. phil wouldn't make a good glass sorter and he's embarrassing to be around.

personally, i think greta wants phil to off himself so he can pull the whole "oooh nooo a close friend of mine died because of internet bullies" and it will somehow get us taken down. little does she know that phil will never develop the insight to realize that death is probably preferable for him.

give it time, let phil get more and more comfy with sperging out on her public posts. eventually greta will tire of waiting
 
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So all of this was started because Phil cant read about himself in Gretas thread anymore?
Pretty much. He wants the attention, so we do what we did when he found his forum.

When he realizes he isn't getting the attention he feels he deserves, he'll chimp and try to sperg for more on Greta's posts.
 
The based El Primero! It rises!

CatParty pointing out that the rat king subforum only exists because Phil basically created it was the icing on the irony cake. Hope Kjel cherishes his Mooby from last year!

Eee'yup. If only these assclowns realized that if Phil wasn't in the picture, chances are this forum might not have taken notice of them.

... Well, maybe it would have sooner or later, but Phil only hastened it.
 
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