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Freya said:
How boring are you people to care this much about ralph
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There's a saying in my hometown. If you get mad, you lose. And Ralph is always mad. Ralph has the misguided belief he is being unfairly persecuted. But that is not the case. It's just funny to watch him msking an ass out of himself all the time by pretending to be a certified badass. He can't handle being made fun of so he explodes harder and people laughs harder at him.

I think the converse is more interesting. Why would people attempt to protect this fragile mess of a person's feelings? It's not like you have any personal attachment to him or he has done anything of value to guarantee it. What do you owe him?

People close to him should tell him to chill the fuck out and go to therapy. Which they probably did, a lot. Only to get hollered in return online for our entertainment.

Ralph is not your friend.
 
All the parasites who's life blood is reporting on the life of Ethan Ralph like VHS are just as bad as he is, who gives a fuck if he DOXXXXXXXXES them. Every single one of you freaks that checks in on what he does, day in, day out, checking the farms everyday, you belong in a mental institution. You get faggots in here talking about "punching down" - total tranny talk. The Gunt is a freak show, and so are you. Just look at the latest specimen that showed up to his house.
 
Cerdriv said:
All the parasites who's life blood is reporting on the life of Ethan Ralph like VHS are just as bad as he is, who gives a fuck if he DOXXXXXXXXES them. Every single one of you freaks that checks in on what he does, day in, day out, checking the farms everyday, you belong in a mental institution. You get faggots in here talking about "punching down" - total tranny talk. The Gunt is a freak show, and so are you. Just look at the latest specimen that showed up to his house.
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It's still funny because Gunt will just take the L regardless of "punching down" or not.
 
Cerdriv said:
All the parasites who's life blood is reporting on the life of Ethan Ralph like VHS are just as bad as he is, who gives a fuck if he DOXXXXXXXXES them. Every single one of you freaks that checks in on what he does, day in, day out, checking the farms everyday, you belong in a mental institution. You get faggots in here talking about "punching down" - total tranny talk. The Gunt is a freak show, and so are you. Just look at the latest specimen that showed up to his house.
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You're falling into a psychological trap. This isn't team based. It isn't one side versus another and it'll never be about right or wrong. We come here to be entertained. Retards throwing corn at Ralph's house is funny.
 
Cerdriv said:
All the parasites who's life blood is reporting on the life of Ethan Ralph like VHS are just as bad as he is, who gives a fuck if he DOXXXXXXXXES them. Every single one of you freaks that checks in on what he does, day in, day out, checking the farms everyday, you belong in a mental institution. You get faggots in here talking about "punching down" - total tranny talk. The Gunt is a freak show, and so are you. Just look at the latest specimen that showed up to his house.
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Who rustled your jimmies cowboy?
 
Cerdriv said:
All the parasites who's life blood is reporting on the life of Ethan Ralph like VHS are just as bad as he is, who gives a fuck if he DOXXXXXXXXES them. Every single one of you freaks that checks in on what he does, day in, day out, checking the farms everyday, you belong in a mental institution. You get faggots in here talking about "punching down" - total tranny talk. The Gunt is a freak show, and so are you. Just look at the latest specimen that showed up to his house.
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Big brained "everyone is cringe but me" take. Those are a diamond dozen these days.
 
Cerdriv said:
All the parasites who's life blood is reporting on the life of Ethan Ralph like VHS are just as bad as he is, who gives a fuck if he DOXXXXXXXXES them. Every single one of you freaks that checks in on what he does, day in, day out, checking the farms everyday, you belong in a mental institution. You get faggots in here talking about "punching down" - total tranny talk. The Gunt is a freak show, and so are you. Just look at the latest specimen that showed up to his house.
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Lmao seethe harder. Maybe Ralph will let you lick the sweat off his gunt or even thumb your butthole if you brown nose hard enough.
 
Cerdriv said:
All the parasites who's life blood is reporting on the life of Ethan Ralph like VHS are just as bad as he is, who gives a fuck if he DOXXXXXXXXES them. Every single one of you freaks that checks in on what he does, day in, day out, checking the farms everyday, you belong in a mental institution. You get faggots in here talking about "punching down" - total tranny talk. The Gunt is a freak show, and so are you. Just look at the latest specimen that showed up to his house.
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Imagine defending Ethan Ralph in 2022 on the Internet. What a subhuman guntermensch lmao. You must be intensely autistic.
 
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Cerdriv said:
All the parasites who's life blood is reporting on the life of Ethan Ralph like VHS are just as bad as he is, who gives a fuck if he DOXXXXXXXXES them. Every single one of you freaks that checks in on what he does, day in, day out, checking the farms everyday, you belong in a mental institution. You get faggots in here talking about "punching down" - total tranny talk. The Gunt is a freak show, and so are you. Just look at the latest specimen that showed up to his house.
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If you don’t like people going to his house you should tell Ralph to stop inviting people. Oh and it wouldn’t hurt if he didn’t say stuff like this.
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Fslur said:
If you don’t like people going to his house you should tell Ralph to stop inviting people. Oh and it wouldn’t hurt if he didn’t say stuff like this.View attachment 3348933
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When did Reethan join Scientology? Did he finally sink that low that they started recruiting him?
 
Cerdriv said:
All the parasites who's life blood is reporting on the life of Ethan Ralph like VHS are just as bad as he is, who gives a fuck if he DOXXXXXXXXES them. Every single one of you freaks that checks in on what he does, day in, day out, checking the farms everyday, you belong in a mental institution. You get faggots in here talking about "punching down" - total tranny talk. The Gunt is a freak show, and so are you. Just look at the latest specimen that showed up to his house.
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Lol I'm in your walls
 
I'm at the point where I think people should just kinda stop with the Ralph drama for a few weeks.

Threads like Flamenco's are just people sperging out about how everything is a 7D chess move and you just have to connect all the pieces and you might get something if you squint hard enough.
Kino Casino set itself on fire with yet another terrible attempt at a gotcha moment because they are so desperate to keep the hype train going.
The general Ralph board is nothing but Ralph vs INSERT RANDOM PERSON?!?!!?! Omg guys! Do you think he's finally turning on Nick?!
Then you got threads like this, obvious gayops and instead of people going "Well, this is gay, ignore it" it's 8 pages of conspiracy theories.

The Ralphasphere is getting to the point where it's more lame than Chris obsessives in the hay day where they were nearly going to his house to look in his fucking garbage to see what he was throwing out so they could be the first to report on it.

...or hell, maybe people should get other lolcows. It's weird seeing how many people post specifically on only a single board. Maybe don't focus on Ralph for a bit guys. Plenty of really funny threads about. I bounce between them when they get boring, it's way more interesting.
 
ThatDarnIrishMan said:
I'm at the point where I think people should just kinda stop with the Ralph drama for a few weeks.
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This seems to be the usual cycle with Ralph, something big happens, there's a lot of activity around Ralph (both on the board and off), people laugh at him, things slowly die down then get extremely boring and when everyone is reconsidering why the fuck they pay attention to the morbidly obese manlet, he does something so retarded that it starts the cycle anew.

The problem is that in between the big happenings people try to find stuff to laugh at, and while some of it can be funny, Ralph's show is a black hole of entertainment when he isn't setting himself on fire.
 
Insanely Retarded said:
This seems to be the usual cycle with Ralph, something big happens, there's a lot of activity around Ralph (both on the board and off), people laugh at him, things slowly die down then get extremely boring and when everyone is reconsidering why the fuck they pay attention to the morbidly obese manlet, he does something so retarded that it starts the cycle anew.

The problem is that in between the big happenings people try to find stuff to laugh at, and while some of it can be funny, Ralph's show is a black hole of entertainment when he isn't setting himself on fire.
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Pretty much, that's why I said it'd be better if folks got other cows to laugh at. My main cow is Boogie, routinely I will just glance at his thread and go "Ah, nothing at all has happened today... I'll check Peetz. Oh nothing? I'll try Linkara, etc."

Too many people are obsessed with the Ralph thing and there isn't really enough content for it. Now people go nuts when something like the Portugal 2 trip ends in a fight which is fine, that was a lot of fun. Problem is they watch every show analysing the 15 seconds of footage, post 300 new pages on every Ralph thread. They watch Kino Casino, Cog, Flamenco, MATI, Metokur, etc. They go crazy... but that was weeks ago. Fucking nothing has happened since and half of the channels I just mentioned are 80% Ralph based so they're content dry too. So they go out and try and make drama instead or autistically obsess over nothing to try and cause it to be a drama.

I'm sure in the next month Ralph will do something incredibly dumb and I'll be back to watch and laugh... but then I'll go off and flip between my other cows of choice (or even just general chat about my hobbies) until the next thing happens. I won't be setting up a war room and hoping that if I read Ralph's tweets backwards and upside down there might be some secret code to reveal Ralph is secretly Chris Chan or something then spend 50 hours straight screaming at people to believe me on the boards.

Edit: Also quickly in regards to "Antis" and people saying its a pedo term. If it's a pedo term, the "ok" hand gesture is a white nationalist dog whistle. I've seen it used loads in different anime and vtuber communities, mainly as an insult for anyone who doesn't like a certain character/ship/actor/studio. I'm not sure if it came from Japan but a lot of the Japanese Vtubers I watch will specifically talk about "antis" when talking about trolls trying to fuck with them.
 
ThatDarnIrishMan said:
I'm at the point where I think people should just kinda stop with the Ralph drama for a few weeks.

Threads like Flamenco's are just people sperging out about how everything is a 7D chess move and you just have to connect all the pieces and you might get something if you squint hard enough.
Kino Casino set itself on fire with yet another terrible attempt at a gotcha moment because they are so desperate to keep the hype train going.
The general Ralph board is nothing but Ralph vs INSERT RANDOM PERSON?!?!!?! Omg guys! Do you think he's finally turning on Nick?!
Then you got threads like this, obvious gayops and instead of people going "Well, this is gay, ignore it" it's 8 pages of conspiracy theories.

The Ralphasphere is getting to the point where it's more lame than Chris obsessives in the hay day where they were nearly going to his house to look in his fucking garbage to see what he was throwing out so they could be the first to report on it.

...or hell, maybe people should get other lolcows. It's weird seeing how many people post specifically on only a single board. Maybe don't focus on Ralph for a bit guys. Plenty of really funny threads about. I bounce between them when they get boring, it's way more interesting.
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I mean you Flamenco defenders are really banking on the Kino Casino fuck up which is fine it makes sense. What I do not hear you guys bring up over and over again is the other takedowns which include the likes of Null. Cognitive Thought (Backwards Internet), Mersh, Ralph, Resident KF poster Perspicacity, Surfer let alone Flamencos drunk stream which he deleted where he let out he true feelings about people like Vito and Mrgirl along side of him saying non-offending pedos are cool if they simply just stay away from kids and seek help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1OXcmMpDXU (null archive)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DjdhuUfbm0&t (Cognitive Thought)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcqWyF3Oo3k (Mersh)
https://cozy.tv/ethanralph/replays/2022-06-11_2 (Ralph)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdApwKxqHbk (Perspicacity)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6OeUUk2iwI&t (Surfer)
 
Disheveled Human said:
I mean you Flamenco defenders are really banking on the Kino Casino fuck up which is fine it makes sense. What I do not hear you guys bring up over and over again is the other takedowns which include the likes of Null. Cognitive Thought (Backwards Internet), Mersh, Ralph, Resident KF poster Perspicacity, Surfer let alone Flamencos drunk stream which he deleted where he let out he true feelings about people like Vito and Mrgirl along side of him saying non-offending pedos are cool if they simply just stay away from kids and seek help.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1OXcmMpDXU (null archive)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DjdhuUfbm0&t (Cognitive Thought)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcqWyF3Oo3k (Mersh)
https://cozy.tv/ethanralph/replays/2022-06-11_2 (Ralph)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdApwKxqHbk (Perspicacity)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6OeUUk2iwI&t (Surfer)
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"Flamenco defenders" lol
 
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