Careercow Gunther Fehlinger - Platonic Ideal of a Eurocrat made flesh. Future Furher of the NATO-Reich.

It's Happening

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It's Happening
Sure is. And that's the only thing happening. Just a nice quiet weekend of Gunther giving his undivided attention to online Indians. Absolutely nothing happened over night an-
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Annd fresh off yelling "Got Mitt Uns" at the Russians, the Eurocrat has noticed that the usual standards and regulations don't apply to a certain nation. Wunderbar. Gunther versus the ADL next.
 
Sure is. And that's the only thing happening. Just a nice quiet weekend of Gunther giving his undivided attention to online Indians. Absolutely nothing happened over night an-
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Annd fresh off yelling "Got Mitt Uns" at the Russians, the Eurocrat has noticed that the usual standards and regulations don't apply to a certain nation. Wunderbar. Gunther versus the ADL next.
How long before Gunther embraces his Hyperborian lineage and calls for dismantle Israel?
 
How long before Gunther embraces his Hyperborian lineage and calls for dismantle Israel?
He has, several times. It's in the updated OP. He even has a journalist keeping an eye on him about it. Gunther supports the two state solution despite disliking both states for being Russian puppets. Hopefully he skates by on sheer audacity, as his two state solution is Gaza to be invaded, torn down, and rebuilt as an Egyptian puppet state over decades. Which might piss off the Palestinians, the most obnoxious people on twitter, enough he wraps back around to good golem.
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Gotsped, Mien Fuhrer. You're gonna need it. In other news, his interview with the Sikh's will be airing tonight at 1800 GMT on Sky 774, the UK's premier Punjabi news channel.
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Gunther Noticed a little too close to the sun and got himself shadow banned.
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I'm sure it's one of those four and not the obvious. But at quick eye check he seems to be correct, he's got 50k subs and his political posts are stagnating around 5k views and 5-20 replies. A random picture of him at the gym hit 55k and 100 replies, an order of magnitude. His engagement numbers are fluctuating heavily. Possibly caught up in some automatic thing at the start of hostilities, I'm not sure how it works. He gave a twenty minute interview on the situation which received a whole 2 replies. Here's some Greatest Ally approved Gunthers. The world may be going to shit, but at the end of the day were here to have fun on the internet with a massive dork.
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I would like to personally thank the Jews that control the media for shadow banning Gunther while I power through a fever so he can't cause an international incident. Anyway, on to Gunther's adventures in the middle east. He has some ideas to solve this issue.
Option 1, boycott the economic powerhouse of Gaza.
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Option 2, send NATO to unironically die for Israel but establish a Palestinian NATO state in Gaza. That's certainly.. something.
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Option 3, conquer the Holy Land in the name of the Eurozone.
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Option 4, create a new brand of anti-semitism on bureaucratic first principles.
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Edit: In response to the massacre of the ravers, Gunther is going after the real culprits. The guy who authorized ze permits without full consideration of two central Asian shitholes going at it
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I would like to personally thank the Jews that control the media for shadow banning Gunther while I power through a fever so he can't cause an international incident. Anyway, on to Gunther's adventures in the middle east. He has some ideas to solve this issue.
Option 1, boycott the economic powerhouse of Gaza.
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Option 2, send NATO to unironically die for Israel but establish a Palestinian NATO state in Gaza. That's certainly.. something.
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Option 3, conquer the Holy Land in the name of the Eurozone.
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Option 4, create a new brand of anti-semitism on bureaucratic first principles.
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Edit: In response to the massacre of the ravers, Gunther is going after the real culprits. The guy who authorized ze permits without full consideration of two central Asian shitholes going at it
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I'm really liking Gunther's slow transformation into Belloq
 
Weekend Gunther Update:
Slow week. Gunther bounced between Paris and London to talk GDP and compare trains. There's a ton of train posting. Like ten to one trains to politics. But sometimes the two mix. Gunther decided the best way to goad the UK back to the EU was to target their pride, negatively comparing them to the French in the only matter of national status that counts.. trains.
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He's also declared the French should set up Strasbourg as the home of 41(!) governments in exile of #ExRussia tollbooth states, most of which I'm doubting have an independence movement more than like five guys. If they refuse, he'll move the Not EU to Poland.
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While in the City of Lights, Gunther sampled the local custom of 'random shit being closed due to a strike'. This is simply unacceptable. There is a war on, and there's no time to slack in the vital industry of keeping the Eiffel Tower open for tourists.
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On the war front, Gunther is still on the hunt for the guy who permitted the rave without a thorough review of the state of national security. With Gunther's English I can't tell if he's talking about literal permits or in general.
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He also uploaded a speech he gave in the UK to youtube. (A). I'm including only because of the God awful framing which captures his belt to his neck. Other minor news, he still thinks the lack of a Speaker in the US will prevent us from sending money to Israel, lol. Also threw a shot at the Irish for not joining NATO, which was once again ignored. But we can leave off with some good ol' bloody bitch bastard ranting in his comments. I don't know what the fuck this is, other than I suspect our poster is less Aryan than his name implies but probably not a Hindoo.
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few beers with and make small talk with.
Sorry, but the NATO Natty has cut out beer so he may become swole enough to destroy Russia and End History once and for all.
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Also this guy really should pivot to some Tourism Board. He keeps making me want to visit cities with his pictures.
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