Half Life thread - Discussions about Valve's FPS magnum opus(es) and any related content (spin offs, expansions and etc)

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HL 3...is it still happening?

  • No and anyone that still thinks that it will is delusional

    Votes: 239 47.8%

  • Yes, they just need a few more years to perfect it so it can another game changer in the industry

    Votes: 133 26.6%

  • Shouldnt it be called "Two Lives and a half" instead?

    Votes: 81 16.2%

  • Half life is overrated, you neckbeard homos

    Votes: 47 9.4%
  • Total voters
    500
thhrang said:
Putting this here just in case it actually happens.

e: Editing so as to not doublepost:
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Tyler McNigger hyping people up with clickbait (I will turn myself into a eunuch if it is actually announced tomorrow).

When did McNigger go back to covering Valve news 24/7? A few years ago he was all bitter and bitchy about Valve and tried to rebrand into a more general gayming news channel instead of just Valve-focused.
 
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Gregg Turkington said:
When did McNigger go back to covering Valve news 24/7? A few years ago he was all bitter and bitchy about Valve and tried to rebrand into a more general gayming news channel instead of just Valve-focused.
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He realized nobody gives a shit about him and that his only value is showcasing Valve datamines to the slop masses (which are usually genuinely interesting). This is the one singular thing that he has going for him by any metric.
 
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Spirit of Fire said:
Ngl, its pretty funny how the max upgraded magnum in stalker 2 is basically the half life 1 magnum.

Yes it also can also one shot kill heavily armored exo suit soldiers from sniper ranges and ragdoll them in the process.
Time is a flat circle.
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Is Stalker 2 any good? I've only played SOC and I enjoyed besides the awful final levels. glad to here there's a magnum though, there was a lot of different gun types that felt unexplored in the Stalker series.
 
If HL3 doesnt get announced right now, Im going to kill myself.


...not really but Im sure someone somewhere probably is saying it and means it.

They where men once said:
Wasn't he also involved in covering up the sexual abuse shit at blizzard or am i getting him confused with another dogshit "games journalist"
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They do all blend together after a while, dont they?
 
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>game awards about to end
>gaben appears on stage to deafening applause to receive some lifetime achievement award or whatever
>audience hanging on his every word
>speech ends
>dissapointed applause
>"oh, I nearly forgot. I've just one more thing to say..."
>lights go out
>"... docTOr freeeee.maaan..."
>holy shit, is that the fucking G-Man?
>giant number three and lambda symbol appear on screen
>"AVAILABLE ON STEAM NOW"
>hundreds die in the resulting stampede
 
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Hitman One said:
>game awards about to end
>gaben appears on stage to deafening applause to receive some lifetime achievement award or whatever
>audience hanging on his every word
>speech ends
>dissapointed applause
>"oh, I nearly forgot. I've just one more thing to say..."
>lights go out
>"... docTOr freeeee.maaan..."
>holy shit, is that the fucking G-Man?
>giant number three and lambda symbol appear on screen
>"AVAILABLE ON STEAM NOW"
>hundreds die in the resulting stampede
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Can't believe this is an actual possibility now.

Anyways, post yfw HL3 gets announced tonight
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