HALLOWEEN PARTY!!!!! 2018

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Actual ghost sighting caught on camera
 
The vampire who bit Amber and made her into one probably got diabetes.
 
This was about ten times sadder than I expected. Jesus. She was giving away $500 as prizes and only one person came. All that "work" down in the basement. All the decorations, all the food. One person showed up. I feel such second-hand embarrassment for all of them.
 
This was about ten times sadder than I expected. Jesus. She was giving away $500 as prizes and only one person came. All that "work" down in the basement. All the decorations, all the food. One person showed up. I feel such second-hand embarrassment for all of them.
I would need more money than that up front to spend time in an enclosed, unventilated space with Mount Thrushmore.
 
It seems like if you're going to sink the money/effort into setting up all of those decorations, you'd at least be somewhat confident in how many people are going to show up. They could have decorated the outside of their house and more people would have been able to see and enjoy them just by driving by on the street.

I really think she needs to do an updated "fat girl going down the stairs" video (or whatever the original was called) but using the basement stairs in that house. Yeah people would make fun of her to no end, but the views and $$ would roll in. I know it'd get at least a few watches out of me, because I'm genuinely curious how she got down there, and how many times she went up and down. Like, did she go down to decorate and stay down there until the party was over, so she'd only have to make one round trip?
 
Oh my God.
  • Amber's liberal use of the word "obviously" grates on my nerves with fierce. Especially when she uses it for things that aren't immediately obvious (or AL just makes my brain go numb).
  • Totally thought Amber was actually doing something while Becky was spraying the table. Nope, her fat ass was glued to the sofa while everyone else decorated. Not exactly surprising, but I wasn't expecting it to be captured on film.
  • The dogs look like they long for the sweet embrace of death.
  • On glow-in-the-dark Becky: "that's kinda hot." . . .what?
  • Are they. . .planning on just leaving glow-in-the-dark paint on the walls? Also, why the fuck do they have such a huge empty basement in the first place?
  • Twinkie looks happier to see Becky than Amber
  • The fags' couple costume gives me secondhand embarrassment, especially that Pikachu onesie.
  • Amber's mom was a sucking cock one year? The "one night stand" was pretty clever, I thought. Funny how her drug-addled mom still manages to be sharper than our gorl.
  • "tons" of balloons
  • That is a depressing party, goddamn
  • Amber's favorite parts included "the appetizers, the food"---food was so important it deserved a second mention.
 
This was about ten times sadder than I expected. Jesus. She was giving away $500 as prizes and only one person came. All that "work" down in the basement. All the decorations, all the food. One person showed up. I feel such second-hand embarrassment for all of them.

Oh I'm sure that food didn't go to waste, hell I'm sure it was Hoovered down that night.

The decorating was kinda nice, I hope they cleaned that crap off the walls and floor but who am I kidding, it'll be there next year when they have another no show party. I actually don't feel bad that no one showed up. Who wants to hang out with ALR, she is a lying manipulating bitch who'll eat all the food before you got a chance to see what is on the table.
 
The fact that they were going to dress up as salt and pepper (not Salt n' Peppa) makes me think Becky's all white outfit was her salt costume, but Amber changed her mind for whatever reason and Becky was left with no other costume option.
 
It seems like if you're going to sink the money/effort into setting up all of those decorations, you'd at least be somewhat confident in how many people are going to show up. They could have decorated the outside of their house and more people would have been able to see and enjoy them just by driving by on the street.

I really think she needs to do an updated "fat girl going down the stairs" video (or whatever the original was called) but using the basement stairs in that house. Yeah people would make fun of her to no end, but the views and $$ would roll in. I know it'd get at least a few watches out of me, because I'm genuinely curious how she got down there, and how many times she went up and down. Like, did she go down to decorate and stay down there until the party was over, so she'd only have to make one round trip?

And more importantly, is there a downstairs toilet or did she pee in a cup bucket?
 
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