HALLOWEEN PARTY!!!!! 2018

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hotcheetospuffs said:
The fact that they were going to dress up as salt and pepper (not Salt n' Peppa) makes me think Becky's all white outfit was her salt costume, but Amber changed her mind for whatever reason and Becky was left with no other costume option.
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This. I'm gonna make an educated guess and say that Amber was all happy going in her black pants and a black top (because what the fuck else would our creative Gorl find to fit her frame?). As she scootered around Walmart to pick up more hash.browns the day or so before the party; Amber found herself the black rose tiara thing and matching necklace, decided there and then that she would pick up a cape, and be a creature of the night because tacky jewellery mean more to her than her commitment to Becky.
 
Do any of y’all think they make industrial strength versions of the stair chairs that old people use to get down the stairs? I’m thinking that if the stairway to the basement is relatively narrow AL might have to push her body sideways to get down, but even then the integrity of her joints is questionable at best. I bet if they do make them we might see an appearance of one soon since the Walmart scooter has become more prevalent the past few videos.
 
I need proof that other people actually came. Or I'm just going to assume it was Amber and her Binge Monster doing The Monster Mash and stuffing themselves with appetizers - while the others played video games upstairs.
 
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This is the best kiwi thread about Hamber in MONTHS :story:

"The World's Fattest Vampire" is my new favourite name for our gorl. It's such a beautifully layered summation of her toxic, soul sucking character.
 
MaoBigDong said:
Do any of y’all think they make industrial strength versions of the stair chairs that old people use to get down the stairs? I’m thinking that if the stairway to the basement is relatively narrow AL might have to push her body sideways to get down, but even then the integrity of her joints is questionable at best. I bet if they do make them we might see an appearance of one soon since the Walmart scooter has become more prevalent the past few videos.
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She might as well just move to a production workshop by then. One of these gantry cranes will ensure our gorl still has her mobility.

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Very Honest Content said:
The cape looks like her regular bib size in her full body shot.
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Thank you! A part of the back of my mind has been trying to put words to what her cape looked like. It looked like she was wearing a bib the wrong way.
 
Ginger_Tickler said:
She can spend next Halloween sitting in bed with a basket full of Wommart earrings duct taped to her stomach and be a scootypuff.
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Scootypuffs are mobile, and Amber won't be by next All Hallows Eve. Some costume ideas:
- dons her finest muumuu and puts a candelabrum on her gut for a Dinner Table costume (she already uses her gunt as a plate)
- wears green Shrek ears for a Dana costume (this would necessarily involve an attempt at seducing Dusty)
- the Kool Aid jug
- if she can find a 19XL spongebob shirt and some dental anaesthetic, a "Future Becky" costume
- Wokeef
- The Assanti Brothers (Becky has the hair for Steven so I guess Amber has to wear a fake pube beard and be his sidekick Justin)
- if that horrible green and blue muumuu still fits she can dress up as the Mystery Machine from Scooby Doo
 
MaoBigDong said:
Do any of y’all think they make industrial strength versions of the stair chairs that old people use to get down the stairs? I’m thinking that if the stairway to the basement is relatively narrow AL might have to push her body sideways to get down, but even then the integrity of her joints is questionable at best. I bet if they do make them we might see an appearance of one soon since the Walmart scooter has become more prevalent the past few videos.
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They can make you anything if you got the moolah for it. I doubt she could buy one off the shelf. Probably would have to order a custom made, which means $$$. There’s bound to be one company willing to build her a chair lift fit for livestock. This is ‘Murica.
 
Strine said:
Scootypuffs are mobile, and Amber won't be by next All Hallows Eve. Some costume ideas:
- dons her finest muumuu and puts a candelabrum on her gut for a Dinner Table costume (she already uses her gunt as a plate)
- wears green Shrek ears for a Dana costume (this would necessarily involve an attempt at seducing Dusty)
- the Kool Aid jug
- if she can find a 19XL spongebob shirt and some dental anaesthetic, a "Future Becky" costume
- Wokeef
- The Assanti Brothers (Becky has the hair for Steven so I guess Amber has to wear a fake pube beard and be his sidekick Justin)
- if that horrible green and blue muumuu still fits she can dress up as the Mystery Machine from Scooby Doo
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She might not need a costume next year. She might attend Halloween as her ghost.
 
i genuinely think instead of going down the steps she just went outside and walked around to the ground level entrance to the garage to get in...
 
Prince Lotor said:
Thank you! A part of the back of my mind has been trying to put words to what her cape looked like. It looked like she was wearing a bib the wrong way.
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Everybody knows that the black bib is more slimming on a pygmy hippo, the white one just Stay-Puff's them up too much by comparison.

DrPhilth said:
i genuinely think instead of going down the steps she just went outside and walked around to the ground level entrance to the garage to get in...
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Traditionally, vampires do have to be invited into the home by someone already there, it would be fittingly in character!
 
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