Handsome Men Thread - Men Female Kiwis (and gays) think are handsome

[Moon Cricket]

Honestly, I have been simping for Luigi since this photo came out. What an exceptionally pretty smile.

I don't want to sound irreverant, but to be honest the suspected shooter of the United Healthcare CEO is a QT, would definitely hide him in my boudoir.

And when I saw him all angry…. yup. I am totally gone on him. Jesus H. Christ the things I would do.

He's so good-looking the cops can't stop photographing him... and I'm thankful. Everyone and their grandmother noticed his smile by now but I really appreciate him angry

(Heard he might have a broke dick because of back surgery though)

Know who else was rumoured to have a broke dick?

Null benefits from this phenomenon, too--

So I guess that’s my type then…. A man with a nice smile, an angry streak and a broke dick. FML.

 

[The Crescent King]

Honestly, I have been simping for Luigi since this photo came out. What an exceptionally pretty smile.

And when I saw him all angry…. yup. I am totally gone on him. Jesus H. Christ the things I would do.

(Heard he might have a broke dick because of back surgery though)

Know who else was rumoured to have a broke dick?



So I guess that’s my type then…. A man with a nice smile, an angry streak and a broke dick. FML.

Good sex and eroticism start in the mind before they begin anywhere else. You can have a very passionate relationship with someone without consummating it, and Luigi is handsome enough that I'm willing to look past it.

And what's this about @Null having a broke dick???

 

[Denki Cho 3.0]

Jewish C-list actor (Eric Balfour)

Spoiler: big photos

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Yes, but he's old now

 

[Nameless One]

Gene Wilder was a handsome fellow. I wish I got to meet him.

 

[Otterly]

Heard he might have a broke dick because of back surgery thoug

Please pardon any hint of tinfoil bonnet here, but I am convinced that was put into the papers to diminish his attractiveness - the jury will be picked at some point and they can’t exactly say ‘no women between 18-30. So they will run a lot of pieces slagging this guy off between now and jury selection. ‘Broke dick’ will target a potential female juror with a spot of thirst. There will be other hit pieces tailored to men and older women. Expect some kind of ‘cruel to puppies’ thing

 

[pp6t49]

And what's this about @Null having a broke dick???

He mentioned it on stream a few times, but a very small amount maybe twice. I forget the context of why he was even talking about his genitalia but he just said it was hard for him to climax/it took him a long time to climax.

I do not have a crush on Null I just remember this because I had an EX who was the same way and it was in fact hard to make him climax and I had never heard another man talk about it before.

Unfortunately Ethan Ralph latched onto it and talked about it all negative so Null never went into detail, much to my curious disappointment about this unique sexual quirk.

 

[krautkid]

He's not a typical heartthrob but what about Matthew Goode?

I think he's absolutely gorgeous. I first noticed him in Stoker and lord. And he seems so smart and thoughtful in interviews. Adding in another English guy incidentally also on Downton. Dan Stevens. I fell in love watching Legion. Not only an amazing actor but genuinely beautiful. Those eyes.

 

[Chandelier]

I don't want to sound irreverant, but to be honest the suspected shooter of the United Healthcare CEO is a QT, would definitely hide him in my boudoir. View attachment 6722110

I love how the McDonald's that ratted him out all got 1 star reviews saying the place was 'filled with rats.' If a man did a thing like that and smiled at me, 'stitches for snitches' would be my motto.

Not ashamed to admit that Jerma is very handsome. Not into streamers, so I only know him through friends, but every time I see him I am just shocked by how cute he is.

The fact he's in his 30s, still has a boyish youth and still acts and sounds youthful, is something most men don't have. His most notable moment to me was when he was playing The Thing and he ended up sounding like Jordan Peterson after he ran out of ammo, lmao

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

Expect some kind of ‘cruel to puppies’ thing

they already tried this with saying he was transphobic and it did not work lol

 

[PandaChai]

I get the Darcy thing now

 

[The Crescent King]

Just dropping new pics of our collective boyfriend Luigi Mangione exuding pure alpha male energy.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

Anyway, here's what I found regarding his Hawaii roomate. It's just plebbit so who knows if it's real but according to this guy Luigi's dick is fully functional (this one's for you @Helvetia)
And his family is supportive of him (and probably paying for the diddy lawyers)

apparently the broke dick was a lie too

 

[umami's milk]

I must say it's been a real treat going in-between this thread and the 'Weird Looking Men' thread and watching the same faces get praised here and torn apart there, especially when you sprinkle in some "jewllywood is psyoping us all" schlock.

Carry on!

 

[PandaChai]

I must say it's been a real treat going in-between this thread and the 'Weird Looking Men' thread and watching the same faces get praised here and torn apart there, especially when you sprinkle in some "jewllywood is psyoping us all" schlock.

Carry on!

Just need to somehow get the same guy in the video game husbando thread too to hit the trifecta. Maybe Mads Mikkelsen or Norman Reedus from Death Stranding.

 

[Plantation Barbie]

Prime David Lee Roth

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Jonny Craig is cute to me even though he has a lolcow history.

Jackson Rugger is hella cute.
lolTyler1 is cute even though he's a mullato manlet.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

lolTyler1 is cute even though he's a mullato manlet.

First time I saw him it was a comp of him screaming and I thought he was some sort of deformed non english speaking slav

 

[PandaChai]

Just dropping new pics of our collective boyfriend Luigi Mangione exuding pure alpha male energy.
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I thought you'd like to see the latest ones doing the rounds

 

[peble]

For me it has to be Matt Bellamy, the vocalist in Muse. Just look at that smile. Listening to Origin of Symmetry as I type this and I gotta confirm his face is just as pretty as his voice. I get aroused whenever he inhales.

 

[RandallBoggs]

I our short kings. Short girls, do you still prefer a tall man, even if a short guy is taller than you? I tend to be taller or same height as most dudes so I don't know.

Late (didn’t know this thread existed, such a shame) and I know this was directed at short girls but to add to the discussion; as a decently tall girl, I’ve noticed it’s always the attitude of short men that turns me off more than the height itself. Would I prefer a tall guy? Sure, but I gave plenty of guys my height a chance and they’re so fucking insecure it’s insufferable. It ruined any potential for me to overlook (hah) their height and still see them as attractive.
It’s like a sad cycle. Biologically I’m inclined to like taller men but whatever this guy is still really hot -> oh no he’s a whiny faggot more obsessed with his height than I am -> short guys are annoying. Rinse repeat.

Heard he might have a broke dick because of back surgery though

Granted I only know the bare bones of this case but I read somewhere (probably the farms) that it wasn’t his dick literally being broken, just that the act of having sex put him in excruciating pain. Which makes sense, considering the location his spine was fucked with by that butcher doctor. Can’t imagine doing thrusting motions is very pleasant when it looks like someone took a fucking nail gun to your lumbar.