Handsome Men Thread - Men Female Kiwis (and gays) think are handsome

The Crescent King said:
I don't want to sound irreverant, but to be honest the suspected shooter of the United Healthcare CEO is a QT, would definitely hide him in my boudoir. View attachment 6722110
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soup peddler said:
Not ashamed to admit that Jerma is very handsome. Not into streamers, so I only know him through friends, but every time I see him I am just shocked by how cute he is.

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I guess streamers do so well because being funny with a nice voice can push handsome guys into the extremely handsome range. I don't condone parasocial simping, but I do understand why people like it. Null benefits from this phenomenon, too--

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He's a handsome guy, and from what I've seen of MATI, his voice is nice and he's funny. It guess streaming was invented to emulate the feeling of hanging out with someone or talking to them, so it's way easier for people to convey attractiveness-of-personality. And thus, the simp was born.
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Its the beard. Most men looks great with a nice groomed beard. That includes everlord.
A celebrity examble is Benedict Cumberbatch. The human equivalent of one of those strange deep seafish. Without beard
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The Crescent King said:
Luigi Mangione is really good-looking - he looks even better with the longer hair IMO. A good jawline and thick hair really elevates a man's looks.
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He's so good-looking the cops can't stop photographing him... and I'm thankful. Everyone and their grandmother noticed his smile by now but I really appreciate him angry
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Xev said:
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The Crescent King said:
Luigi Mangione is really good-looking - he looks even better with the longer hair IMO. A good jawline and thick hair really elevates a man's looks.

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Coprinus Comatus said:
He's so good-looking the cops can't stop photographing him... and I'm thankful. Everyone and their grandmother noticed his smile by now but I really appreciate him angry
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cough, cough (nsfw)
edit: I really wish there was a clicked count for links like there's a view count for attachments so I could see how thirsty the kiwiettes are
 
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I rewatched the cinematic masterpiece that is "What's Your Number?" recently and damn, Chris Evans is really doing it for me in that movie.
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also Cillian Murphy in Batman Begins
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and 90's Keanu Reeves
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Justa Grata Honoria said:
Hol up , do spill the deets nigger . I need to know what he did , i need the story the juicy details
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He's made multiple allusions to trading sexual favors just to try and find a way to get his balls out of the vice grip Red One had him for like almost 10 years. There was one interview/acoustic session he did with some radio station in Washington where he outright said he's played private sessions with producers and industry people completely naked. He tries to present as just part of his wild libertine whimsy, but knowing what we know about both Hollywood and the music industry, it's not hard to read between the lines.

Hell, if you watch the music video for Glitter and Gold, it's just basically Barns stumbling around a party high and drunk as balls trying to get to the back room to talk to the music guy who's surrounded by young girls he's probably trafficking.
 
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Disgruntled Pupper said:
He's made multiple allusions to trading sexual favors just to try and find a way to get his balls out of the vice grip Red One had him for like almost 10 years. There was one interview/acoustic session he did with some radio station in Washington where he outright said he's played private sessions with producers and industry people completely naked. He tries to present as just part of his wild libertine whimsy, but knowing what we know about both Hollywood and the music industry, it's not hard to read between the lines.

Hell, if you watch the music video for Glitter and Gold, it's just basically Barns stumbling around a party high and drunk as balls trying to get to the back room to talk to the music guy who's surrounded by young girls he's probably trafficking.
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this video says he might be gay , also long term drug abuse is showing ....
 
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Justa Grata Honoria said:

this video says he might be gay , also long term drug abuse is showing ....
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Honestly, I think he naturally perfers women, on IG various dirty BPD girls have floated in and out of his life over the years, but he's very flexible, touchy with other guys, but most importantly he's been chasing the music fame monster for 15 years and is willing to do ANYTHING.

Edit: Actually, his blonde-and-white phase happened after this one dirty BPD girl who moved to Paris to escape racist America, didn't shave her armpits, and had a similar habit of taking her cloths off on stage stopped showing up on his IG. He simped for her HARD for more than a year. He had a set of pictures that he deleted where they were doing a show together and she had her top off and he was groping them titties. Just BPD things.
 
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