Happy 2023 - Drunk Spergery

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I predict we'll see Near's alive and frothing from the mouth that we're still around.
I predict Phil will get into an actual fight on the street.
I predict LTG will stay on Trovo for a few months before playing something, even if he's just gonna whine at other black people.
And, hell, I predict Wings spends big on another truck or Kelly might pour cooking oil over him on stream out of rage or something.
 
Duke Nukem Forever's September 2002 build leaks and breaks the internet.

Oh and both US political parties getting metaphorically tarred and feathered some more.
 
Chris his verdict will not come this year.
Barb dies (for real this time)
Ralph gets in trouble with the law for something totally unrelated to the situation he finds himself in now.
A big cataclysmic event will happen of which the world has never seen related to the Russia Vs Ukraine War.
Nick Fuentes will get beat up by a bunch of jewish people for doing something retarded.
Kanye will commit suicide and leaves a weird fucking suicide note.
 
Either could be:
Chris's trial becomes a massive clusterfuck of a trial, Barb died, Yaniv gets arrested again, Thomas's health slowly deteriorating, Phil gets even more desperate and slightly more entertaining and laughable, Ralph gets beat the shit again and gets into trouble with whatever shit he caused, Chantal starts to care about Salad lesser and treats him even worse, and much more.
It is long, but you will probably never know whenever it will happens or not, so these are what my predictions in 23 would be.
 
Null said:
ok retards what's your predictions for 2023
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with jim gone
i am suffering from the heavy hole in the normal sector of the internet
everything feels bad man
but before that let me just thank null for holding up kiwifarms in this midst of a storm which weirdly smelled like rotten flesh
but 2023 is going to be just like any year, the only thing that even gives me another reason to live
is i wanna play atomic hearts and maybe wait for some good anime seasons
i hope jim survives
 
My predictions are
1. The Uppercase I internet will begin to break down as a result of the fracturing of American power abroad
2. The EU will pass more draconian laws making using the lower case I Internet impossible for anything other than TikTok or Facebook
3. Ye will end up like Michael Jackson, though he will not die this year I think.
4. Homosexuals are probably going to be under greater scrutiny as a pressure release valve for the angry public
5. Republican's will have an even gayer and stupider message than in 2020
6. Banks will start getting more heavy handed in moderation of who gets a bank account
7. Iran will develop nuclear weapons
8. A semi-famous melee player will either rape or beat a woman/minor
9. Andrew Tate will just be the Republican parties new favorite thing
10. black people are going to riot
 
Kiwi Farms dies and, like a Phoenix, rises from the ashes yet again

Wouldn't be a year without it!
 
FIetchling said:
Kiwi Farms dies and, like a Phoenix, rises from the ashes yet again

Wouldn't be a year without it!
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Can't be a year of the 2000's without the Farms having another existential crisis, can it?
My prediction is that a new chat application will come around and threaten to displace Discord's pseudo-monopoly. I also predict that it will have a lot to do with TikTok.
 
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