Happy 2023 - Drunk Spergery

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Bummer said:
Chris will be sent to a home. Ralph will be sent to a cell or a coffin. Chantel will be full Muslim trad wife. DSP will be dumb and harmless. Little Nick will have the buck break him, Keffels will get the HRT ratio wrong and OD on stream and I will laugh at all of them.
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Trying to be optimistic about 2023, retard.
 
After years of demonizing J.K Rowling as the female Hitler, we start to see bread tuber women like Lindsay Ellis start breaking ranks and grifting on the Terf movement after having the Twitter cancel culture mob they supported turned on them too many times. Especially with journalists and media still ignoring rape threats towards feminists online made by the transgender community. Even more Hollywood feminist celebrities started speaking out against Troons after the Harry Potter reboot was made public.
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- Null finally completes puberty at the tinder age of 30 and his voice takes on a rich, James Earl Jones-esque quality. This small change propels MATI into the annals of podcast history and Josh is made Time Magazine's Man of the Year, narrowly beating out Greta Thunburg. Greta then commits actual seppuku with an authentic katana in disgrace... all so Andrew Tate gets aids.

- A stray missile destroys the Dome on the Rock and during the excavation of the wreckage the real Ark of the Covenant is discovered. Afro picks, cigarillo guts and unopened DHS letters concerning past due child support payments are all found within the ark. Scholars agree that this confirms once and for all that the real jews are in fact black people. In light of this discovery the so-called-jews collectively issue an apology to Kanye West before giving him back his money and restoring his reputation.

- The dimensional merge actually, unironically happens and everyone gets laid ...except for Chris who is is torn apart by his creations after he tries to have sex with them.
 
I predict that Russell Greer will sue someone for something ridiculous that isn't illegal, lose and then try to spin it into a "I lost because the Judge hates the disabled" rant.
 
Newly found documents from world war 2 reveal that transgenderism was adapted by the nazis after they burned down that sex museum to trick all homosexuals into castrating and killing themselves as it took less effort than rounding them up, and all trannies on earth simultaneously have a heart attack and die at the revelation that they themselves were the product of le evil nazis. And the world lives happily ever after with this final gift from good ol hitler.
 
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