Happy 2023 - Drunk Spergery

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My predictions for 2023:
Ralph will either get his ass beat in Mexico or get arrested for domestic violence.
May leaves Ralph.
Trans Ranch will disband leaving behind a mass alpaca grave.
Keffals will get permabanned from Twitch and he will have a meltdown live on air. Either on Twitter or YouTube.
Dylan Mulvaney will get the snip.
Mauler of EFap and Fandom Menace fame will begin to distance himself and end the friendships he has with people who Jay Exci (one of his cohosts who is trans who also helped bring in an insufferable Zoomer and Reddit audience to Mauler's streams) finds "problematic" in order to maintain a friendship with Jay and to keep Jay's audience and paypigs of Zoomers and Redditors. This will also lead to the fracturing of the Fandom Menace.
 
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Keffals is going to fade into obscurity and he'll grow even more insane and unhinged as his viewerbase and influence dwindles.

Another massive DDoS attack will probably happen on the farms at some point and taking it offline for a while.

Chris-Chan will be found guilty, but will be institutionalized for a decade at the least.

Borb will probably be removed from 14 BC and put into hospice care. As a result, 14 BC will be foreclosed, cleaned out, and put back on the market. A bunch of weens will then try to start a campaign to buy the house and convert it into a museum.

Ethan Ralph is definitely gonna get beaten up again this year. Or arrested. Or both.

The police or feds will raid The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch.

Andrew Tate will be found guilty in a massive show trial that will see him either facing a 10-15 year sentence or consecutive life sentences.

EDP445's condition is going to worsen and he'll either be dead or close to dead by the end of this year.

One lolcow is probably going to commit suicide.
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Part 2 of my predictions:

Nick Fuentes gets in serious legal trouble and arrested

Kanye West gets institutionalized

A zoomer goes on a shooting spree that kills dozens and brings in new calls for more gun control (either in a blue state with less restrictive gun laws or a heavy red state)

A well loved celebrity will suddenly get new allegations against them and a campaign to cancel them

Joe Biden will announce he won't run for reelection in 2024 and Kamala Harris will instead run in his place

Russia will launch a massive new offensive in Ukraine within the next two months

Ukraine will most likely join the EU, or at least get another step closer to joining

A YouTuber will suddenly die out of nowhere

An inactive YouTuber will make a surprise comeback

Andrew Dobson returns back to twitter and gets banned again
 
my only prediction: Ye goes on an apology/damage control arc.

And without further ado, my 2023 lolcow death picks:
-Steven Assanti
-Eugenia Cooney
-Edp445
-Tammy
-Andrew Tate’s butthole
-Rekieta Law (it’ll be a car accident or undiagnosed heart defect or some shit)
 
DSP will continue to outlive every other content creator and e-personality. Not even the imminent economic collapse of the west will stop him.

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Massive tech layoffs continue.

Trannies fail to cope, after being coddled their entire adult life by colleges and tech companies.

A golden age for Kiwi Farms.
 

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Luna Boona finally goes to the spud patch in the sky :optimistic:

Someone attacks the grid in a first world country (probably America), be it mooselimbs or angry rightoids.

Someone at the tranch 41's and they blame kiwis

Either Billie Eilish or Kristin Stewart comes out as a nonbinary she/they, bonus points if it's both

There will be a recession, but it won't be as bad as everyone fears

Elon Musk has two new babies with two completely new women nobody's ever heard of

Melania announces legal separation from the Donald

Tina Fey joins the TERF wars as a five-star general under Queen JK
 
FreeFurAll (the "nazifur" convention that started in 2022) will be cancelled or attacked. The furry fandom will continue to become more pro-abdl (this was a trend recently, many furries outed themselves as babyfurs) and pro-zoophile.
 
Liquid Chris or Liquid Chris impersonator would end up being a lolcow, when memes of going after Cyraxx eventually become stale.
 
Ethan ralph will still be a midget fag
Mister metokur will return and explain to everyone that his cancer aids was a jewish mind trick and that it was all just a bad dream. His celebratory stream will involve 6 hours of him finger fucking jade.
kyiv will become a smoldering crater
eugenia cooney will die from cardiac arrest after being skeletor for 15 fucking years straight
 
I've been reading sci-fi books so my 2023 predictions are
1. AI revolution. A breakthrough will occur that will create a non-sentient but super-intellegent AI that can improve itself. The world becomes even crazier.
2. The fusion energy age will begin. May be related to #1. Despite the benefits, faggot nimbys and green energy grifters will try (and possibly succeed) to quash it's proliferation.
3. Incontrovertible evidence of alien intelligence will cause Earth to collectively chimp out and may or may not cause some kind of population collapse. Ayylmao's don't even notice lol.
 
Happy new years everyone!

2023: A continued escalation of clown world but with even more chudist caused chaos than before.... and around a ~25% chance of hitting peak clown/toon.
 
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