Happy 2023 - Drunk Spergery

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Putin will accidentally bomb China with nukes due to a GPS glitch, leading to WWIII. Only people who invested in silver will survive.

Also

Josh something something 500 lb woman.

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The Simpsons will be renewed for another season.
 
Lucas werner will manage to get himself kicked out of his nursing home fartbox one way or another - probably related to fucking with his roommate and will begin his (probably last) homeless saga

Chris chan will get another delay in the criminal proceedings and will spend another year doing jack shit in jail

Porkimane will put on another 20+ pounds

Momokun will have an inevitable shitshow with the obvious cluster B boyfriend and it'll turn into a shitshow

Amouranth will try to pull another 'i'm being abused! give me stuff and pay me!' saga, perhaps several times, and it'll work with the same idiots falling for it
 
Null gets a girlfriend, She turns out to be a fed. Thus splitting the farms into 2 camps, sneeders and feeders.
 
Solidmario gets arrested for raping a young family member.

Ethan Ralph shoves corn up his bunghole.

@OrsonZedd cries harder at being called out for his ontologically pedophiliac and communist tendencies.

Arnold Schwarzenegger dies of an illness or sudden cardiac arrest.

Hollywood takes a huge financial hit.

China catches on fire.
 
Up to two popular trannies will kill themselves. Despite not blaming the site, the media will blame us as they heard it on Twitter so it must be true! and will lead to at least one nation to block the site on grounds of "hate crime".
Ralph will fuck up more than usual (with possible jail time). He's getting desperate for attention and he's "on the run".
AF will fail hard by the end of 2023 and show it's true colours, ruining any chance of being around for the 2024 elections.
Another popular deathfat will die before the summer. My guess, one that needs a mobility scooter to get around.
An influx of DMCA notices on various pages in the hopes of hiding information. If ISP's wont block the site, they hope they can get away with abusing DMCA's.
Patrick will attempt to sue his trolls in another state.
 
Cobra - trailer park saga, doesn't get laid
Chantal - tries to kill Nader and fails
Kanye - Murder suicide Kim and whomever she's fucking at the time
Boogie - sells his house to supplement marco's addiction and declining income
 
Tommy Tooter and Sappho will realize how much they have in common and run away together. Also I’ll be too drunk to make it to midnight
 
Meh, fuck Clown World as we currently know it. Burn. I no longer give a flying fuck in 2023.

I'm concentrating on ME goals this year. Get back to nature. Relax. Be prepared. Increase the ammo and on-hand cash stockpile. Gather more tradable items.

And finally, out do my botanical self.
(pic taken this morning).

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Kirtaner will die of an OD
Barb will die of being old
The internet will get even more fake and gay
I will continue to care even less than I do now
 
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