Happy 2023 - Drunk Spergery

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Trench warfare continues in Ukraine, with either a botched cease fire or Armageddon the most likely outcomes
The culture war burns on, with pro life action and *maybe* big tech restraining the possible strictly conservative Ws on that front. American decline continues
at the federal level.
Tis the season for Gayops and much banter later in the year when presidential races kick up.
Art and other cultural projects delayed since COVID will now have no excuse not to get off the ground. Same goes for NEETS given the labor market
Pee pee poo poo extremists like the YE 24 crowd will continue to snatch for headlines until the Fed eviscerates them
Oh and transgenders will continue to never (ever) be women
 
Ralph gets arrested for something fucking embarrassing and Ukraine goes down the shitter.
 
Deaths

Putin is either shot or poisoned by someone from his inner circle.

Tom Cruise dies performing a stunt during production of the next Mission Impossible movie.

Business

The Tesla board stage an intervention resulting in Elon getting treatment for cocaine addiction.

Honeycomb.io gets investigated by California after allegations of "consent accidents" come to light. The investors walk away and the company folds.

Chris

Is released from jail to a group home for the slow in the minds. Some ween tries to get a job at the home but gets found out leading to his doxing here.
 
I was somehow somewhat optimistic for 2023, then I tuned in to fox news to watch the ball drop coverage and the first thing on screen was two effeminate men face locked with each other.

I hope and pray 2023 brings a meteor strike that makes Sodom and Gomorrah look like a firecrackers display.
 
  1. gunt new visible-for-life-type injury, either humpy leg, loose finger or front teeth or nose-crook
  2. at least one ip2-related person will die
  3. warski sex/drugs scandal and phoenix aka rehab arc
  4. nick fuentes spiraling, groypers dying more and more
  5. suicide, depression, and defeatism among ecelebs, especially old ones
 
Did we have a 2022 thread? I want to see if I made a post.

  • Chantal AND Amberlynn will be dead or have terminal cancer. That random Arab she's trying to get into my country will hook up with DeeDee so he can stay.
  • Metokur will pass away peacefully at the age of 38; off to torment the big rage pig in the sky :(
  • Juden Peterstein will continue to make a total fool of himself on Ben Shapiro's website for shekels. He may run for some sort of public office in Canada and it'll be more embarrassing than YE2024.
  • Trudeau calls another snap election in Q3 to deflate Pierre Poilievre's momentum, which will appear to reach fever pitch as the recession deepens in 2023 and Pierre calls for a return to sane spending. Trudeau will try to link him with the Nazis. Trudeau will win again because Canada's demographics are too far gone and the people I'm surrounded by are literally retarded.
  • Nicky Rackets is revealed to be a full-blown sex degenerate like Idubbz. His few remaining fans turn on him and he has to go back to being a small town lawyer in a state where no one will ever hire him again after they Google search his name.
  • Donald Trump catches some nonsense civil lawsuit by the government, as the Dems try desperately to disqualify him for running for office and prove themselves right ex post facto. The news makes a big deal out of it; no one actually gives a shit.
  • Gas prices spike to $10 per gallon after some Russian bullshit combines with some NWO climate initiative.
  • More food shortages; climate targets will be the culprit, but climate change will be blamed.
  • Musk loses control of Tesla after Twitter stock falls too low and his creditors choose to exercise their convertible debt instruments.
  • Greta Thunberg gets her nudes leaked after she gets catfished.
  • Ralph either ends up in jail because he can't stop white trash fighting with his in-laws and/or former in-laws, or is seriously injured in an assault. As a bonus, Ralph gets caught with a hooker; in a continuation of May's steadfast doctrine of thinking she isn't good enough for Ralph, she will say she doesn't care and defend him on the Internet.
  • Idubbz gets a divorce (more specifically, Idubbz is forced to get a divorce).
  • FBI statistics will reflect a 63.8% African-American makeup of all murder perpetrators.
  • The social climate continues to degrade. By 2024, "Minor Attracted Person" will be standard and "pedophile" will be considered off-colour.
  • Jews continue to rule the world, despite claiming 2023 is the "worst year since 1945 for antisemitism".
  • Null meets a nice Ukranian refugee girl in Serbia and is noticeably happier. He won't talk about her at all, but he will have puppies in 2025.
 
In order to own the farms the cows will try to have a protest orgy, but all of them know that they are all fat and nobody wants to have sex with them so nothing will happen.

The deathfat deathpool will have more contestants die off.

Politics will continue to be painfully retarded and continue to fuck everything up.

Trannies are going ro take more losses this year than ever before. They won't truly be gone but their ranks will crumble.

Null will create kiwinet and it will become the new internet while the old one splinters and dies.

I will continue to be totally wizard while I wait for potions to brew and someone to invite me to a quest. 🧙‍♂️
 
Null said:
ok retards what's your predictions for 2023
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Jim and Ralph will die simutanteously. Ralph will go to Minnesota to try to make fun of Jim in person before his death as an epic W, but while making his way there the sheer awe and majesty of Mount Gamergate will drive out the Chris-chan demon that's been inhabiting Ralph and keeping him alive, killing him instantly. While Jim, being deprived of the foundational keystone that was Mount Gamergate from his psychic chakra will instantly disappear, like the Dwemer from TES.
 
Henry Kissinger and/or Dick Cheney will kick the bucket.

Also, we'll have an interesting episode regarding Christian.

Also, forget about Ukraine and Russia. The place where shit will hit the fan globally will be Taiwan.
 
Chris will get out of jail quietly, won't do anything immediately, but will ultimately sperg out on social media wherever he's put.

Ralph won't die but will continue spiraling into absolute cowdom and eventually end up in some even more pathetic state than he's already in, and considering he's an international fugitive cowering in a third world shithole already, it will be truly hilarious. Maybe he gets beaten by cartel members because he's too pathetic to even bother putting in a Funky Town type video.

Boogie will continue to suicide bait and make up ridiculous shit. His view count will continue to sink.

At least two deathfats will die.

Jim will either die or he'll get one more remission of canceraids and get well enough to do some more shows (and then die but maybe not this year).

There will be at least one spectacular lolcow explosion of someone we've never seen before. I hope it's someone actually funny and not just some dickless hate goblin terrorists like this year.

We will get assfucked by at least one more cowardly Tier 1 faggot, and DDoSed incessantly with the usual intermittent downtimes.

But most importantly, there will be SNEED.
 
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