Happy 2023 - Drunk Spergery

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For internet: more censorship and more tranny ass kissing hurting people's feelings become a crime
Real world
Ukraine war will drag on like a sick dog drag their ass against the carpet, spreading shit and devaluing entire economy like any good sick dog Ukraine war will drag on forever, worsening food shortages even more.
EU taxpayers get fucked sideways and raw.
Escalation in South China sea. A false flag attack gives CCP the go ahead to start liberation process.
Global recession worsen, libs are more pro war than GOP during Iraq war.
People who aren't prepared will turn poor for one reason or another in United States, Europe and rest of Asia.
 
HAPPY NEW YEARS NIGGERS I JUST MADE A WORKING FIREWORKS LAUNCHER
 
Ethan Ralph doesn't survive the rest of the year.

We get blamed for another suicide and there's a resurgence of #DropKiwiFarms.

The tranch comes to a hilarious end but I don't dare to predict how because the answer will be way funnier than I could possibly imagine.

Kanye drops his best album of all time.

Trump launches his 2024 campaign and TDS reaches an all time high, eclipsing even its peak in 2016.

Bardfinn commits suicide.

2023 is peak trans and there's a fairly harsh blowback going into 2023.

The cute waitress at the diner down the street will go on a date with me.
 
As the Neo Roman Empire known as the West declines further, I fully expect parts of it to fall into chaos with its denizens either trying to find a future in its less fucked parts or trying to find opportunities elsewhere.

At the same time, I fully expect technological innovations to start showing up more as various groups who have been actively suppressing tech to protect their monopolies would find it very difficult to enforce thanks to them bringing in 3rd worlders and niggers who are happily ignoring their authority except when screaming for gibs.

So, interesting sights ahead.

Oh yes. Happy New Year!
 
Trannies will only be able to take the site offline for short periods of time.
Jim will miraculously survive the whole year.
"Ye24" will be a dead meme within 6 months.
Kanye releases another stinker which is critically panned.
Beardsoy gets backstabbed by Fuentes.
Kino Casino has their main YouTube channel terminated.
Fuentes gets assaulted on video irl.
 
Null said:
ok retards what's your predictions for 2023
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I get really drunk again
also elliot whatshisface kills himself when the farms dont stay down
 
Patrick Tomlinson will continue to be fat and Ethan Ralph will get himself or someone else killed.

Jim Sterling will also drop under 800k subscribers and make another video seething about it.
 
I predict Nickado Avacado will either drop dead of health complications or starts a "weight loss journey" to recoup viewers who lost interest in his downward spiral.

Personally I hope it's the latter. He's an insufferable faggot 70% of the time in front of a camera, but nobody should be halving their life expectancy for a YouTube gig.
 
Croaking Spider said:
I predict Nickado Avacado will either drop dead of health complications or starts a "weight loss journey" to recoup viewers who lost interest in his downward spiral.

Personally I hope it's the latter. He's an insufferable faggot 70% of the time in front of a camera, but nobody should be halving their life expectancy for a YouTube gig.
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He's gonna do a chaffles mukbang to start off healthy in the new year. It's keto and shit.

My prediction: stinky linkies $100
 

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1. KingCobraJFS gets forced to go to rehab by his father after ANOTHER incident that is significantly worse than his recent drunk tank fiasco.

2. Internet freedom will be incrementally reduced as it always has and it will reach a tipping point from which we cannot come back from. KiwiFarms will probably be gone. I don't like it, but it is what it is. I can't be optimistic about it.

3. I will say the en word
 
I predict a lot more lolcows are gonna get either cancer or some disease that's gonna kill them, that and pedophilia being normalized by governments by this year end via MAP, the ukraine war is 50/50 though
 
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