Happy Birthday Chris! - aka the big 3-5 is here
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Happy birthday Chris. Are you getting better?
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The reaper draws ever closer
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May you have many more years where you think you're an expert at socialization, but you're really just fumbling in the dark.
Yes, go and try to socialize with 16 year old girls at Target; you could even get the empty dressing room right next to them and twirk while trying out a skirt made for a 12 year old.
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In the worlds of Coolio but altered for Chris
35 now, but will I live to see 36. Way things are going I dunno.
35 now, but will I live to see 36. Way things are going I dunno.
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Just another day on the calendar.
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Maybe they could all wear tank-tops that don't fit while solitarily playing with Legos.
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Beautiful stuff. Here's my attempt at a tribute:
I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And bared fangs, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
Y'all should know Me by now, but, if you don't
My name is Christian Weston Chandler , Mayor of Mayors;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and Don't Call Anybody!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and empty
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
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His last birthday.
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What day is today? It's Christians birthday!
What a day for a birthday!
Lets all do nothing and shit ourselves
What a day for a birthday!
Lets all do nothing and shit ourselves
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Happy Christian Love Day! Two whole years since the homos were eradicated once and for all!
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Half-way to forty but still acts like he's sixteen. Number's ain't but a thing to good ole Christine.
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Lol no it's not fag. It's the 23rd at 1900 in Virginia.
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Not for another 4 1/2 hours, but since this is gonna be the "Happy 35th Birthday, Chris!" thread anyway.....
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