Happy Birthday Chris! - aka the big 3-5 is here

[Emmet]

Happy Birthday.

Here's to more years of buying lego kits with money you begged for and looking for a boyfriend-free girlfriend.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Is this the little girl I carried?
Is this the little boy at play?
I don't remember growing older,
When did they?

When did she get to be a beauty?
When did he grow to be so tall?
Wasn't it yesterday when they were small?

Sunrise sunset, sunrise, sunset,
Swiftly flow the days,
Seedlings turn overnight to sunflowers,
Blossoming even as they gaze...

Sunrise sunset, sunrise, sunset!
Swiftly fly the years,
One season following another,
Laden with happiness and tears...

One season following another,
Laden with happiness and tears...

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Fanta cum cake and cat piss in Solo cups for all!

 

[MrTroll]

According to a recent longitudinal health study* from Harvard researchers, 35 is the age that autists are most likely to die at. Watch out fatty.




*disclaimer: study may or may not actually be real, die anyway Chris

 

[UrbanDecayLover]

Happy birthday! I hope 35 treats you well.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Well, this calls for a special birthday dance party!

 

[AnOminous]

Eid, Sirhc, Eid!

 

[DavidFerrie]

Happy 35th, Chris!
This thread would be incomplete without the geekiest of all birthday songs:

 

[thismanlies]

Chris may be growing older, but he isn't growing any wiser.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Sit and fart on that cake for extra taste.

 

[An Ghost]

Chris is old enough to run for president of the United States now.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

Everybody is born, Chris.
Get the fuck over yourself.

Is this the little girl I carried?
Is this the little boy at play?
I don't remember growing older,
When did they?

When did she get to be a beauty?
When did he grow to be so tall?
Wasn't it yesterday when they were small?

Sunrise sunset, sunrise, sunset,
Swiftly flow the days,
Seedlings turn overnight to sunflowers,
Blossoming even as they gaze...

Sunrise sunset, sunrise, sunset!
Swiftly fly the years,
One season following another,
Laden with happiness and tears...

One season following another,
Laden with happiness and tears...

But what if Chris were a rich man?

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

Everybody is born, Chris.
Get the fuck over yourself.

But what if Chris were a rich man?

He'd blow it on Legos within 24 hours and go back to living in squalor.

 

[Kumatora]

 

[A Skeleton]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris is old enough to run for president of the United States now.

Milo's prediction will now commence.

Chris' Entire life can be summed up by this photo.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

 

[UptownRuckus]

I can't believe it. Our favorite lol cow is growing up!

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I can't believe it. Our favorite lol cow is growing up!

Yes, instead of eating 1 nutritious chicken sandwich from McDonald's, he eats 3-4 in one setting. Why I remember when Bob was training Chris' arteries to be stiff as possible at Burger King. Now, Bob will never see his son get his very first coronary bypass.

 

[cruderudedude]

An even more important message to remember for the next 4 years of Pmurt