Happy Birthday, Chris!

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JULAY

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Let's all wish a happy birthday to the TRUE and HONEST original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, the eternal Mayor of Cwcville Christopher "Ricardo" Christian Weston Chandler, born 31 years ago this day, February 24th, 1982!

Chris, we here at the CWCki Forums wish you a happy birthday filled with many wonderful things, including Vidya, Pancakes, Bent Ducks and dreams of Sweet, Sweet China... You truly are a continuing source of inspiration for us all.
 
Happy birthday Chris! I got you a jar of pickles!
 
Happy birthday, Chris! have an extra long island ice tea for us!
 
Happy Birthday Chris!!! If you read this, it would be cool if you drew a birthday picture for old times sake! :)
 
You just KNOW he won't get any presents. I'm imagining Barb telling him no presents since he's always buying vidya and shit.
 
Happy birthday from your pal Alec Benson Leary, Chris! Asperchu sends his love from cartoon purgatory where he really exists as a real person, and also wants to thank you for inspiring his name with your aspergers because he loves it.
 
Happy Birthday you numbskull.

BillRiley said:
I wonder which Lego set Barb got him for his birthday.
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I wonder if she'll take picures of him opening his present, if so, I wonder if he'll even bother putting on a happy face.
 
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BillRiley said:
I wonder which Lego set Barb got him for his birthday.
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I wonder if she'll take picures of him opening his present, if so, I wonder if he'll even bother putting on a happy face.
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I have to wonder if she even bought him anything. Their home lives are so miserable now, they might just skip any sort of pleasant rituals like birthdays. Or rather Barb would skip it; of course Fatty would never not expect presents on his birthday, or any other day. But I half believe that the only thing special happening in that house today is Barb sending Chris to the thrift store to pick up the termite-ridden bureau she's had on layaway.
 
Now seeking an 18-31-year-old boyfriend-free caretaker
Age: I'll tell you later
 
he seems to waste his tugboat on plastic crap so much,I doubt his birthday is anything special to him these days.
 
^That's true. What toy or game could he want on his birthday, when he already buys whatever toys and games he wants every other day of the year?
 
Maybe if sony would stop being JERKS and release the ps4 on his birthday, then maybe Chris wouldn't spend his glorious day brooding.
 
Happy Birthday Chris, without you, I wouldn't have found my sweetbolt!
 
Happy birthday Chris! I got you something!
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I'm sorry. I had to.
 
Wow, his pickle is larger than previously photographed, and it is no longer bent.
 
Happy birthday, Chris! Maybe you could make this a more speshul day by doing something that you normally don't do, like, taking a shower that lasts more than 5 seconds, for example?
 
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