Happy Birthday, Chris!

[Trombonista]

Happy birthday, Chris, and happy Christian Love Day too! We're having tacos for dinner at la casa di Trombonista, because everyone loves tacos!

 

[darkhorse816]

Happy Birthday, Chris! And happy 10th Anniversary of your Love Quest. One day, you'll find a ground-up sweetheart, I mean, sweetheart from the ground-up.

 

[Niachu]

Happy Birthday, Chris. I hope you found something to enjoy.

 

[CatParty]

Oh god, what are the odds the we, his mortal enemies (in his mind), are the only people to wish him happy birthday today?

 

[JULAY]

Oh god, what are the odds the we, his mortal enemies (in his mind), are the only people to wish him happy birthday today?

If not Barb or Rocky, who else would care enough to tell him happy birthday? Anna? Nah, she's too much of an attention whore to do something nice without expecting something in return.

Yep, the only people who bother to even consider Chris these days are right here at the CWCki forum.

 

[Aleister Crowley]

Happy Birthday Chris.


I know I'm just another person on here, but I want to think you'll make something of your life. I don't think you'll read this, but it's almost votive for me. Would be a shame if no one got a single act of recognition on their birthday. That just would be very sad. Best of luck to you good sir! Le chayim!

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

IMHO the most he did for his birthday was probably drive Barb and/or his blow-up waifu to McDonald's for some free Birthday Boigahs

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Happy birthday big guy

 

[93Aiwass]

I wonder which Lego set Barb got him for his birthday.

I wonder if she'll take picures of him opening his present, if so, I wonder if he'll even bother putting on a happy face.

I have to wonder if she even bought him anything. Their home lives are so miserable now, they might just skip any sort of pleasant rituals like birthdays. Or rather Barb would skip it; of course Fatty would never not expect presents on his birthday, or any other day. But I half believe that the only thing special happening in that house today is Barb sending Chris to the thrift store to pick up the termite-ridden bureau she's had on layaway.

Maybe she did buy Chris a present but it got buried in the hoard.