Dramacow Harold E Hall/ShadowJoe/Colonel McBadass - Anti-cyberbullying internet vigilante and pedo

[Lunete]

So I went through all of Colonel McBadass's ask blog and found a few interesting tidbits. Some ironic of course.

Spoiler: Like even one person would wanna fuck you

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So he considers himself a genius but he doesn't understand the difference between a theatre and a movie theatre?

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

I think we hit Lolgold here. He even has that classic "autism face" that mylar, Chris, and countless other spergs have. You know, thick glasses, double chin, and vacant expression.

Kind of like this?

 

[Without A Gout]

Wait....does he still think pro wrestling is a legitimate sport? Even though he seems to be in his 30's?

It's still real to him, damnit!

"Prison. I can see it now: Attacked a cop who was beating the shit out of an innocent man, and I got ten years for assaulting an officer."
I'd love to see what he would try to do when attacking an officer. Unless his plan is to sit on him and flatten him, I don't imagine he could do much more than flail his arm and spout bad one liners.

How to Justice: ShadowJoe Edition:

- He'll slowly go towards the officer, arresting a foamer for a repeated trespassing charge.
- The officer will sternly warn him to get back from the criminal.
- ShadowJoe will scurry away from the scene, scared of the officer's retort.
- He goes home and writes a long blog essay about how he saved an innocent black man from being brualized by a corrupt policeman. Glorifies vigilante social justice.
- Rants on TVTropes and "cuddles" with a body pillow.

 

[JergenFish]

I'm impressed that he's managed to stay away from the thread so long.

 

[Tricksy Fuckin Hobbitses]

I'm impressed that he's managed to stay away from the thread so long.

The Kiwi collective seems to be lacking in harassable teen girls, so that may be part of it.

Honestly though I sort of hope he stops being a punk-ass and comes here. It has the potential to be a riot.

 

[Cynical]

The Kiwi collective seems to be lacking in harassable teen girls, so that may be part of it.

Honestly though I sort of hope he stops being a punk-ass and comes here. It has the potential to be a riot.

He won't. He's an Internet badass, IRL pussy. He's the kind of guy who would send someone the Navy SEAL copypasta without irony yet sob like a little bitch if they turned out to be an actual Navy SEAL who showed up to beat him cross eyed.

 

[sugoi-chan]

I'm impressed that he's managed to stay away from the thread so long.

I'm honestly somewhat proud of him for that. It's not often when a cow lets someone else have the last words.

 

[AnimuGinger]

He won't. He's an Internet badass, IRL pussy. He's the kind of guy who would send someone the Navy SEAL copypasta without irony yet sob like a little bitch if they turned out to be an actual Navy SEAL who showed up to beat him cross eyed.

I almost posted the Navy Seal copypasta on his profile when this all started.

 

[Pikonic]

Many moons ago, during a time when an OP here was just a link to ED and one sentence, we had a thread on Colonel McFatass.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/colonel-mcbadass.2799/

It hasn't been touched in almost two years and never made it to page three. He just seemed like a typical creepy "tough guy." The thread was very meh. It got forgotten when his mom emailed a troll saying leave her son alone, he has autism, and stop sending them pizzas. He disappeared after that with a sappy goodbye internet post. Running away at the first sign of conflict is his thing. He once scheduled an IRL fight with a troll, and the troll showed up at the location, he was nowhere to be found.


Now he's back, ready to fight (lol), and still a fatty. Good times.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Many moons ago, during a time when an OP here was just a link to ED and one sentence, we had a thread on Colonel McFatass.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/colonel-mcbadass.2799/

It hasn't been touched in almost two years and never made it to page three. It got forgotten when his mom emailed a troll saying leave her son alone, he has autism, and stop sending them pizzas. He disappeared after that with a sappy goodbye internet post. Running away at the first sign of conflict is his thing. He once scheduled an IRL fight with a troll, and the troll showed up at the location, he was nowhere to be found.


Now he's back, and still a fatty. Good times.

Shit, I remember that. It's nice to know that some things just don't change.

 

[Wildchild]

The last part of this blog post has been posted, but looks like he has some guilt about "making an innocent man pay for his actions" which is why he hasn't posted yet.

Once more, an innocent man pays for the actions I committed. I never saw this coming, though I probably
should've...
I simply can't fight against the evil if I end up hurting the good along with them, so it looks I'm retiring.
To Mister Hall and his family... once more, I am sorry.
I overestimated the intelligence and sensibility of a gang of internet neo-nazis for Christ's sakes...
However, there's no sense in playing the blame game at this point.
It was my lapse in judgement that caused theirs.
Looks like it's my empire that's fallen today.
Why stop now? Well...

In The Dark Knight, after Bruce Wayne let Harvey Dent take the fall for him, Alfred described this act as not being a hero, but being "something more."
I cannot be something more. I cannot let someone pay for my mistakes. Not if this person- Not if there's even a chance that this person is good.
The first time I was convinced was a fluke. BreadGod was just like Cartman in that Wii epsiode two-parter.
Now, I realize fuckers like that are a dime a dozen and birds of a feather all at once. If it's not that asshole, some other asshole will accuse me. Hell, while I'm going some other asshole will probably accuse some other asshole!
That's why I'm ending this now. I don't want to cause a man who's been through hell several times over any more pain than I already have.


I couldn't stop suffering befalling the undeserving this time any more than the last, but I cando my part, or rather not do it.
I will not allow tragedy to occur because of my foolish pride.
I will leave the net.
I will also leave my posts, leave my videos targeting the sick bastards of the world.
For my dream... to use the power of the net to protect and avenge the innocent and helpless.
To use this weapon against the sick sons of bitches who hurt whoever they please without fear of consequence.
I leave them for my hope that someone will carry out my work someday.
To you, whoever you may be... remember that protecting the good comes before hurting the bad.
It must, or you can easily become as bad as those you fight, or close enough to count.

I don't know much about the drama with him and BreadGod, or what he means by that, or if it's related to Kiwi Farms at all, but it looks like his vigilante career is over.

 

[Rin]

The last part of this blog post has been posted, but looks like he has some guilt about "making an innocent man pay for his actions" which is why he hasn't posted yet.



I don't know much about the drama with him and BreadGod, or what he means by that, or if it's related to Kiwi Farms at all, but it looks like his vigilante career is over.

Ten to one says he'll be back in a week with another, equal-cringeworthy fake identity that will virulently deny being either ShadowJoe or Colonel McBadass.

 

[sugoi-chan]

The last part of this blog post has been posted, but looks like he has some guilt about "making an innocent man pay for his actions" which is why he hasn't posted yet.



I don't know much about the drama with him and BreadGod, or what he means by that, or if it's related to Kiwi Farms at all, but it looks like his vigilante career is over.

BreadGod is the name of the blogger he interacted with and who originally doxxed him. I'm not sure what their original beef was, but http://shitoftheworld.blogspot.com/2015/10/shadow-files-eugene-john-flynn-iv.html is the Shadow's side of the story. I think he may have been a TV tropes user alongside the Colonel.

BreadGod's doxxing happened here, on his own blog: https://archive.is/ZGQJv

It's also worth noting that the Shadow updated his bio blurb on his Shit of the world blog.

I'm fairly certain that wasn't there yesterday. I'm wondering, based on that, if he thinks he came out the victor here.

 

[AnOminous]

I think it's pretty impressive to become a total laughingstock just by creating an account and posting a couple limp messages on his own profile and then running away.

Kind of disappointing, too.

What a huge pussy.

 

[Wildchild]

BreadGod is the name of the blogger he interacted with and who originally doxxed him. I'm not sure what their original beef was, but http://shitoftheworld.blogspot.com/2015/10/shadow-files-eugene-john-flynn-iv.html is the Shadow's side of the story. I think he may have been a TV tropes user alongside the Colonel.

BreadGod's doxxing happened here, on his own blog: https://archive.is/ZGQJv

It's also worth noting that the Shadow updated his bio blurb on his Shit of the world blog.

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I'm fairly certain that wasn't there yesterday. I'm wondering, based on that, if he thinks he came out the victor here.

So, based on the timeline of the post, something happened between the time he registered an account here on Kiwi Farms, and when he posted saying that he "hurt an innocent man" and "threatened to leave the internet" which isn't unlike behavior in the past, which makes me think that something could have happened here.

My assumption is that he found out that he wrongly accused BreadGod as being someone else, and then found out he wasn't and someone called him out on his behavior.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

"hit hard like a freight train"

More like "pussied out".

 

[VLAD]

I wouldn't compare him to a freight train in the night. If anything, I'd call him a fart in the wind.

 

[Wildchild]

So, should we take bets on what his next alias is going to be?

I'm going to assume that it's going to be something that he thinks is going to sound cool and edgy, or mysterious but actually sounds stupid to any neurotypical person over the age of 15 like Colonel Mcbadass, or shadowjoe.

Since he views himself as an anti-hero, then I'm guessing that it's going to contain the word "Dark" in it.

Perhaps something like Dark Punishment, or Dark Avenger, or any thing that you would come up with as a custom character when you were 12 and believed it sounded cool. I wouldn't be surprised either if his next alias contained the word "Night".

 

[SP 199]

@ShadowJoe still waiting on that fight bro.

But anyway I'm not sure but is this the first non halal, I'm hesitant to use the term cow here but it'll do, to come to our attention based solely on his activity so to speak on the farms.

Although saying that there is always spastics like @SlayerOfTyranny but I'm not convinced he's not a sock

 

[Scribbler]

So, based on the timeline of the post, something happened between the time he registered an account here on Kiwi Farms, and when he posted saying that he "hurt an innocent man" and "threatened to leave the internet" which isn't unlike behavior in the past, which makes me think that something could have happened here.

My assumption is that he found out that he wrongly accused BreadGod as being someone else, and then found out he wasn't and someone called him out on his behavior.

Unless I'm mistaken, I think this has nothing to do with BreadGod and more to do with him pretending he isn't Harold Hall. Unless my timeline is completely off, this happened not long after people found out his dox and started talking about contacting his mother.

EDIT: Okay, I was slightly off. Back on page 3, his dox got posted. About 4 posts later, the "I'm quitting the internet" blog post was brought up. People didn't talk about contacting his mother until later.