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I think I just contracted hepatitis and autism from reading this.
Harry, the worst Discord user ever. - A prime example of the DnD phrase "That guy."
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You already had autism and @yawning sneasel gave u hepatitis
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This is a kind of autism that only rears it's head once in a blue moon. That special kind of completely oblivious retardation that generates memes for years to come.
The Harvest has come again.
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Not enough pictures, what a waste of time.
Also your OP makes you look underage. Maybe it's just the part about being Irish and poor tho.
Also your OP makes you look underage. Maybe it's just the part about being Irish and poor tho.
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@SamanthaLou do you have a paypal account?
i'd like to send an invoice requesting compensation for the amount of time i wasted reading this.
i'd like to send an invoice requesting compensation for the amount of time i wasted reading this.
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I like it. When's part 2 coming out.
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There was sexual assault in a DnD session?
I REALLY need pics/screencaps of this.
Also: how did the mother figure out how to use Discord?
I REALLY need pics/screencaps of this.
Also: how did the mother figure out how to use Discord?
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inbox me w/ the moms discord thx
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Warning: This is just pure speculation and theory to how he'll create his fantasy daughter. If I label it wrong, correct me.
There is a reason Chris saves his semen... And the fact he's attempting to get a China. Did it ever occur that the amount be ejaculates could fill a milkjug? Did it ever occur that he has sickER plans behind closed doors? He truely could go off the wall with this one...
I believe Chris may ejaculate and save semen while he can before he could even get a China.
If he somehow gets ovaries and eggs in the Mangina, He may POSSIBLY pour his saved semen into is Mangina in an attempt to create Crystal.
The chances of a miscarriage are huuuuuge so he'll have to be desperate enough to do the worst.
If his fantasy miracle happens....
If Crystal were born a boy: Chris would get is gender-reassigned and rant and blame the internet for the twist in his fantasy dream.
If crystal were born a girl: He'd morne all over her and raise her to be like him.
The future and torture of Crystal:
Being an offspring of someone like Chris would have to be the most utter painful life a person can live. The fanbase and internet would document her all day, Her internet would be doxxed and shut down by hackers. She would be either deformed or have a severe disorder. Boys will avoid contact at all costs.
In the end, she'd probably kill herself or leave her tranny-mother who mated with himself to make her.
One can only imagine how far the wind blows in this case.
There is a reason Chris saves his semen... And the fact he's attempting to get a China. Did it ever occur that the amount be ejaculates could fill a milkjug? Did it ever occur that he has sickER plans behind closed doors? He truely could go off the wall with this one...
I believe Chris may ejaculate and save semen while he can before he could even get a China.
If he somehow gets ovaries and eggs in the Mangina, He may POSSIBLY pour his saved semen into is Mangina in an attempt to create Crystal.
The chances of a miscarriage are huuuuuge so he'll have to be desperate enough to do the worst.
If his fantasy miracle happens....
If Crystal were born a boy: Chris would get is gender-reassigned and rant and blame the internet for the twist in his fantasy dream.
If crystal were born a girl: He'd morne all over her and raise her to be like him.
The future and torture of Crystal:
Being an offspring of someone like Chris would have to be the most utter painful life a person can live. The fanbase and internet would document her all day, Her internet would be doxxed and shut down by hackers. She would be either deformed or have a severe disorder. Boys will avoid contact at all costs.
In the end, she'd probably kill herself or leave her tranny-mother who mated with himself to make her.
One can only imagine how far the wind blows in this case.
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Is this the Kiwi Farms version of a direct to video B movie?
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The biggest mess here is that you are Irish
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I want to have Harry in this thread so he can sperg it out with OP. Now I’m intrigued, don’t let me down.
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OP also forgot, while he was discussing Harry's D&D shenanigans, to tell us how harry handled that most terrible of foes, The Dread Gazebo
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If I ever get a kid, I’ll read him this post and then I’ll give him it so that he/she can read to their kid.
No it’s me.
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The person that posted that is a mod for some interesting subreddits. @SamanthaLou do you have something you need to tell us?
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You mean other than that he has been diagnosed with autism?
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I talked to the kid in PM briefly when they embarrassed themselves here in May. She claims to be a chick, going through the Reddit posts I'm doubtful they're the same person.
Obviously the autism bit is accurate tho.
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This is a really good example of how not to introduce oneself to The Farms.
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What I took from this is that when I play DnD this weekend I need to threaten to rape a female player's character with a crossbow, or else someones mom will yell at me because of Irish republicans.