Harry, the worst Discord user ever. - A prime example of the DnD phrase "That guy."

[Okkervils]

This is a really good example of how not to introduce oneself to The Farms.

You should have seen the last thread...

 

[SeaPancake]

The only cringy thing in this whole story is OP deciding to lowball Harry by simply writing him off as "cringy". Call these freaks what they are--future sex offenders. A person who constantly wants to rape and degrade other peoples' characters, is consistently disrespectful to female members in a group, plays victim at every point when people say "no", doesn't seem to listen to reprimands or warnings, and relies heavily on an authority figure (his Mum) to sort it out when he's the one who fucked up (not to mention, the mother making tons of excuses for her misbehaving bastard), is not just some odd nerd, he's a potential liability for the preservation of underaged girls' virginity within a 50 mile radius.

 

[Nigonidas]

I'm gonna have to prescribe another lobotomy for you.
Take twice daily as needed.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

you're being too harsh on the boy. clearly harry is a menace and must be stopped at all costs. fork the dox over and i'll have top men on the case.

 

[Okkervils]

The only cringy thing in this whole story is OP deciding to lowball Harry by simply writing him off as "cringy". Call these freaks what they are--future sex offenders. A person who constantly wants to rape and degrade other peoples' characters, is consistently disrespectful to female members in a group, plays victim at every point when people say "no", doesn't seem to listen to reprimands or warnings, and relies heavily on an authority figure (his Mum) to sort it out when he's the one who fucked up (not to mention, the mother making tons of excuses for her misbehaving bastard), is not just some odd nerd, he's a potential liability for the preservation of underaged girls' virginity within a 50 mile radius.

lol it's fuckin' DnD, the characters aren't real. behaving like a sperg at 16-17 on discord isn't a red flag for sex offenses.

 

[wellthathappened]

Shadowrun is better than DnD anyways.

 

[AnOminous]

I talked to the kid in PM briefly when they embarrassed themselves here in May. She claims to be a chick, going through the Reddit posts I'm doubtful they're the same person.

Obviously the autism bit is accurate tho.

I still disagree. I think he's a dude. If he isn't, he needs to troon out and become one.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

@SamanthaLou I don't think the story is bad but this is definitely better suited for the personal lolcow thread. For stories like this where you have a person known just to a small group of people and not a lot of widespread internet sperging it's better there. A full thread would only suit someone with a known presence across many sites and a good history of publicly viewable stupidity.

In retrospect now that I've looked at their posting history I'm probably wasting my effort giving advice.

 

[waffle]

that's the patreon server, which he was very nearly kicked from after writing his infamous document and posting it wherever he could.

Dude, you do know that we don't know all your friends, right? What the fuck is this detail you bust out like we should all know what you're talking about. Learn how to fucking tell a story, god damn.

 

[registereduser]

Dude, you do know that we don't know all your friends, right? What the fuck is this detail you bust out like we should all know what you're talking about. Learn how to fucking tell a story, god damn.

A very autistic way of relaying information. Clear lack of theory of mind.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

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The person that posted that is a mod for some interesting subreddits. @SamanthaLou do you have something you need to tell us?

Part of me believes this is too good to be true, then again it's the internet...

In retrospect now that I've looked at their posting history I'm probably wasting my effort giving advice.

Yeah this guy is either a troll, an attention whore, and/or really autistic. So, no matter what you say he's not going to listen, especially since he wants a saga.

@Spl00gies Can't say you didn't warn him.

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

Wow. I have so many questions, yet none of them are important.

I think you've got a rare talent here, OP, and you should cultivate it by posting more stories! You really make mundane geek drama feel exciting.

 

[Big Nasty]

All That Guy threads are fake and gay.

The worst being that one where they're all pro weightlifters, in the army and playing RIFTS.

 

[Aquinas]

All That Guy threads are fake and gay.

The worst being that one where they're all pro weightlifters, in the army and playing RIFTS.

50ft ant, is that you?

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

I thought this place would be free from summerfags. I guess I was wrong

 

[Randall Fragg]

Warning: This is just pure speculation and theory to how he'll create his fantasy daughter. If I label it wrong, correct me.

There is a reason Chris saves his semen... And the fact he's attempting to get a China. Did it ever occur that the amount be ejaculates could fill a milkjug? Did it ever occur that he has sickER plans behind closed doors? He truely could go off the wall with this one...

I believe Chris may ejaculate and save semen while he can before he could even get a China.
If he somehow gets ovaries and eggs in the Mangina, He may POSSIBLY pour his saved semen into is Mangina in an attempt to create Crystal.

The chances of a miscarriage are huuuuuge so he'll have to be desperate enough to do the worst.

If his fantasy miracle happens....

If Crystal were born a boy: Chris would get is gender-reassigned and rant and blame the internet for the twist in his fantasy dream.

If crystal were born a girl: He'd morne all over her and raise her to be like him.


The future and torture of Crystal:

Being an offspring of someone like Chris would have to be the most utter painful life a person can live. The fanbase and internet would document her all day, Her internet would be doxxed and shut down by hackers. She would be either deformed or have a severe disorder. Boys will avoid contact at all costs.

In the end, she'd probably kill herself or leave her tranny-mother who mated with himself to make her.


One can only imagine how far the wind blows in this case.

Hilariously enough, this shitpost predicted Chris saving his man-juice in the fridge for later.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

this is a cursed post

 

[SP 199]

OP is proof that Irish are subhuman.

Hey now

 

[m0rnutz]

Shadowrun is better than DnD anyways.

Ever hear the story of Kevin? Sit down, let me spin you a tale....

 

[Flying_with_the_Penguins]

Hey now

Sorry Patty, but your people seem to be cursed.

Look on the bright side, at least you aren't Armenian.