Has Chris mellowed too much?

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Mariposa Electrique said:
Well, hell, we need a new album, then.
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Heh, when people stop throwing money at Chris for nothing, someone should really get Chris to produce and sell an album of covers. It might be hilarious, it would make him money, and he'd actually be working for it. Everyone wins.
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
Sure, his overall behavior hasn't changed. But he feels like a lamer hollow shell of himself at this point. At least on camera. Behind the keyboard, he's just as insane as ever.
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I'd call him a serene train wreck at this point. On one hand you have Chris becoming a tranny which is his way of dealing with his sexuality (and the people who've spent years calling him gay). Plus he hasn't had to recently deal with any major trolling aside from your basic ween shit.

But on the other hand, he had to deal with the death of his father who was the bread winner of his house. His mother is going to follow suit and all she's going to leave him is a hoarded house full of shit and unpaid bills. His problems from 09 era Youtube are gone but a new set of problems are brewing and those are going to hit him like a ton of bricks when the time comes.
 
I figure most of it comes from laziness, but I wonder if part of his mellowing out comes from his tv influenced idea of gender roles? Thinking only a brute male jumps around screaming on camera. A woman is supposed to be sassy, and catty. Like he tried to be when he blew a raspberry at the camera in the macing video.
 
Chris has become a lot more boring as of late (just a personal opinion, though) but it can be attributed to his growing lethargy, wariness around trolls, and the fact that he's been banhammered from a lot of places, so he doesn't go out anymore.

Basically, all we have left to go on is his downward spiral into poverty and whining about trivial things such as his 'womanhood' and Sonic's arms being blue.
It's....kinda sad, really.
 
Eh,I like old Chris better.His motivation for china is astounding.

New Chris just sucked plain bad. He rejects nearly everything except for his old habits and comforts. Basically what was terrible about Chris remained like his blubber and what little good went into his :briefs:

I wonder if he loses that clown hair and found out he doesn't look too different than his younger self, will he quit his retarded tranny phase and return to us ? :heart-full:
 
I'm not sure but I think there are two possibilities for his lack of getting filled with rage.

The first possibility is that there is no sweetheart in the works. Even when Chris wasn't getting trolled by a "sweetheart", the potential was still out there, floating around in the chat rooms he frequented. And when a troll like Clyde Cash would make a fool of him and a potential sweetheart could see that, he would get pissed and would just HAVE to show it to the world somehow (not realizing that it would only embarrass him further.) But now, Chris has been very wary of trolls, and is only accepting a potential heartsweet to come to him "in person".

I want you to really consider that. Chris Chan expects a woman, a complete STRANGER, to be so infatuated with him, that she will travel to Ruckersville just to meet him, and then strike up a relationship with him. You'd be hard-pressed to find a woman who would be willing to do that for a guy who looks like a male model.

So naturally, Chris has no potential sweetheart, and hasn't for quite a while. That could explain his complete lack of motivation for anything. Remember how much Ivy motivated him?

OR the second possibility: His body is already worn down, at only 34 years old, from decades of only eating junk food. Which if that is the case, he might start having some serious health issues very soon.
 
If you were like 37 or some shit and your whole life was pretending to be female eating McDonald's and watching your one remaining parent slowly die would you be excited about damn near anything?
 
Lefty's Revenge said:
If you were like 37 or some shit and your whole life was pretending to be female eating McDonald's and watching your one remaining parent slowly die would you be excited about damn near anything?
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This is sobering. Remember that Chris wanted kids, he wanted to be a father. He must get his heart shattered into a hundred Legos every time he goes into McD's, because he'd always see people his own age with children. I wonder if he usually orders from the drive-through so not to see all the happy, normal families.
 
blastoiseplushie said:
This is sobering. Remember that Chris wanted kids, he wanted to be a father. He must get his heart shattered into a hundred Legos every time he goes into McD's, because he'd always see people his own age with children. I wonder if he usually orders from the drive-through so not to see all the happy, normal families.
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I'd imagine so.

Poor Chrissy.
 
blastoiseplushie said:
This is sobering. Remember that Chris wanted kids, he wanted to be a father. He must get his heart shattered into a hundred Legos every time he goes into McD's, because he'd always see people his own age with children. I wonder if he usually orders from the drive-through so not to see all the happy, normal families.
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He wanted that, but I don't think he even knows WHY he wanted children, other than to say his name will live on.

Because honestly, he looks at having children the way a CHILD does. His imagination of being a parent is spot-on, exactly the same way a child pretending to be a mommy or daddy does.

If Chris was sat down and explained, in detail, all of the things raising a child would realistically entail, I guarantee you he would NEVER want one.

Chris is far too selfish to be a parent. You have to SERIOUSLY alter whatever mindset you had when you become a parent
 
Metal Sink said:
Dude, I would totally mix and produce a Chris-chan album – completely free of charge – given my background in audio production.

I honestly believe that Chris' musical albums are outsider lo-fi masterpieces.
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I hope for a "So Need a Cute Girl" remake, that was my favorite. "I'M STUCK AS A VIRCHIN WITH RAGE" and "WHY DO ALL OF THE JERKS...GET ALL OF THE PRETTY GIRLS, yeahhh" were great lyrics. But I guess anything where he yells dissonantly in the background while a 1990's cassette tape plays is pretty good.
 
Bounty of BananaChipmunks said:
I wonder if he loses that clown hair and found out he doesn't look too different than his younger self, will he quit his exceptional tranny phase and return to us ? :heart-full:
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The clown hair is a result of this tranny bullshit, which itself had grown out of that weird 'tomgirl' fixation Chris had before Bob even died. By the Snyder Trial, Chris was wearing women's makeup in court.

And IIRC the taint wound was said to be self-inflicted. I don't think Chris can come back from this anymore if self-mutilation delusions are the new threshold.

Galvatron said:
I'm not sure but I think there are two possibilities for his lack of getting filled with rage.

The first possibility is that there is no sweetheart in the works. Even when Chris wasn't getting trolled by a "sweetheart", the potential was still out there, floating around in the chat rooms he frequented. And when a troll like Clyde Cash would make a fool of him and a potential sweetheart could see that, he would get pissed and would just HAVE to show it to the world somehow (not realizing that it would only embarrass him further.) But now, Chris has been very wary of trolls, and is only accepting a potential heartsweet to come to him "in person".

I want you to really consider that. Chris Chan expects a woman, a complete STRANGER, to be so infatuated with him, that she will travel to Ruckersville just to meet him, and then strike up a relationship with him. You'd be hard-pressed to find a woman who would be willing to do that for a guy who looks like a male model.

So naturally, Chris has no potential sweetheart, and hasn't for quite a while.
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Not quite true. A little while back, some of the more senior members of the boards arranged a controlled situation where Chris got exactly what you just described. A girl who was 'interested' in him to the point of being his girlfriend.

It caused some controversy on the boards because, understandably, the majority of the userbase didn't know about what was going on and for various reasons did not really believe Chris had gotten his ideal woman - which of course he never really did.

However, Chris bought the whole thing hook, line, and sinker and what occurred during the 'girlfriend' saga as I think it was called at the time was nothing short of mind boggling and creepy as fuck. But he was so certain about the relationship being genuine that, somehow, even though the CD 'three-quarter woman' or otherwise titled to that nature ended up being shown off on these forums the day after he gave it to his 'girlfriend', he merely asked for it back like she'd just dropped it by accident and not handed it over to kiwi farms users. And yet at the first possible sign of his girlfriend leaving him, he proved just how much of a self-absorbed asshole he would be in even this best case scenario - including verbal abuse toward her after openly recognizing he was only making things worse.

Suffice to say, Chris seemed to believe this impossibly-perfect situation where he finally got a girl of his own meant he could treat her like a possession just like his toys. And when he even had the faintest thought somebody might be taking his toy away, he threw a temper tantrum. He is his own insurance against ever forming a loving relationship.

Galvatron said:
He wanted that, but I don't think he even knows WHY he wanted children, other than to say his name will live on.

Because honestly, he looks at having children the way a CHILD does. His imagination of being a parent is spot-on, exactly the same way a child pretending to be a mommy or daddy does.

If Chris was sat down and explained, in detail, all of the things raising a child would realistically entail, I guarantee you he would NEVER want one.
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Well, apparently it is because God literally told him to go have a kid basically named CWC.
 
Galvatron said:
He wanted that, but I don't think he even knows WHY he wanted children, other than to say his name will live on.
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When he was 21, Godbear sent him a dream that he would have a daughter named Crystal Weston Chandler. He regards this as a prophesy that must be fulfilled.
 
Deadpool said:
I figure most of it comes from laziness, but I wonder if part of his mellowing out comes from his tv influenced idea of gender roles? Thinking only a brute male jumps around screaming on camera. A woman is supposed to be sassy, and catty. Like he tried to be when he blew a raspberry at the camera in the macing video.
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That was not a raspberry, it was more like a rotting prune.
The problem is that Chris fails at it miserably. The behavior Chris expresses has traditionally been enacted by women trying to attract men...especially that one photo where he was blowing a kiss and his hair looked as if it could be farmed for petroleum oil. Chris just does not understand gender.
 
blastoiseplushie said:
This is sobering. Remember that Chris wanted kids, he wanted to be a father. He must get his heart shattered into a hundred Legos every time he goes into McD's, because he'd always see people his own age with children. I wonder if he usually orders from the drive-through so not to see all the happy, normal families.
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Your expecting alot of self inflection and soul searching...does this nigga seem like the type that does that much. He sits his happy ass down and uses their wifi for hours at a time without a care in the world. Then he sees someone looking at him because why wouldn't you and assumes he's been spotted by the paparazzi and runs back to the taintcave.
 
Seven pages of this.

Answer:
He's getting older.
He never really took care of his body, and now it's just getting shittier.
As the lines cut themselves into his flabby face, and his skin sags lower, the contrast between his aging flesh vessel and the perpetual child inside just becomes more stark and disturbing.

The end.
 
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