Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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Cenk's Nephew talking about the Netherland Farmers. Comparing them to the truckers in Canada as "petite bourgeois" and not being working class.
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Working class people, in this case the people who literally are providing us food, decide to actually fight for their rights are all of a sudden bourgeois? The fact this faggot has 40k people all just agreeing with him is insane. Just be glad they can't vote yet :lunacy:
 
Working class people, in this case the people who literally are providing us food, decide to actually fight for their rights are all of a sudden bourgeois? The fact this faggot has 40k people all just agreeing with him is insane. Just be glad they can't vote yet
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You should know by now, people like him don't operate on logic but rather on buzzwords, outrage and saying the things his audience wants to hear that's politics 101. Most people who watch him or agree with things he say are probably 20 somethings students, living in big city with middle or upper class family background, living pretty good life cause they have enough time and spare money to sub/donate to him. Being opressed and pretending to be poor is trending especially in left circles, so if you are leading a really comfortable and good life they just grift some cope and pretend to be working class and pretend to be opressed. They think food grows in Walmart, remember the CHAZ zone during riots and their "garden" ? These are the same people who call farmers a proletariat. As for the voting its one of the reasons why I think voting age should be raised, 18 years old are really naive and prone for buzzwords. I personally noticed that on a lot of rallies supporting some really dumb cause like LGBT or some other dumb shit, majority of crowd is composed from underage or really young people. I had also misfortune to talk to what one could call zoomer famale and her views about eating meat, climate change and overall political stance and lifestyle made me chuckle.
 
Hasan reminds me of this guy I knew from my hometown who still had posters of Italian sports cars and swimsuit models on his wall at like age 25 and used to yell at his mom if she didn't have his lunch ready fast enough. Plus, this guy also dressed like a retard,

Hasan is proof that having money doesn't mean you can have taste. All that money and he still manages to dress like the manager of a Taco Bell who has a shared Facebook page with his girlfriend who wears Cookie Monster pajamas in public, but worse.
 
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It's been a while since I paid attention to this guy, how did he get from Cenk's terrorist nephew to popular streamer? Is his popularity real or an astroturf?
Its unfortunately real. No doubt it helps that his uncle is the water buffalo himself during his beginning, but he does maintain an audience of parasocial obsessed losers, upper middle class commies and thirsty beta chicks. All of whom have far too much money and far fewer brain cells than the true working class average joe.

They are also a core audience on Twitch, much to everyone's dismay.
 
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Sam would annihilate this guy.
Holy SHIT I've seen better kicks during lunchtime fights in middle school. What kind of dainty girly faggot kicks are these?

If you put Hasan in a ring with any teenaged girl randomly picked from any middle class suburbanite high school in the United States, she would snatch his manbun and curbstomp him before he could even raise his leg. God forbid Hasan ever fight a male above the age of 12, he would get his shit rocked even faster.

"The Revolution will not be televised" in fucking Beverley Hills, that's for damn sure. All the federal government would have to do is send an army of kindergarteners with white belts in Karate to diffuse the situation.
 
"The Revolution will not be televised" in fucking Beverley Hills, that's for damn sure. All the federal government would have to do is send an army of kindergarteners with white belts in Karate to diffuse the situation.
If its in Beverly Hills, I think a more fitting phrase for the situation would be "The Revolution will be a photo-op".
 
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Sam would annihilate this guy.
Not about to powerlevel or anything here, but I've got an extensive background in kickboxing and I couldn't help but wince at those flimsy, no pivot, no leg extension, no return to original stance, arms waving like a spastic, no hip rotation, not even compensating form for speed, """kicks""".
I've unironically taught 8-year-olds with harder roundhouse kicks than that.
 
I suspect he's trolling/joking with those kicks. I don't ascribe legitimate fighting prowess to him, but I bet he's knows just enough to make some dumb shit like that video.
Basically my thoughts on it too. I don't think that he's stupid enough (and granted, he's quite stupid) to genuinely think that those are some George St. Pierre moves or something, but he knows that his retarded Reddit/Discord fans will cream over it since just being able to lift your leg that high without passing out or having a mental breakdown is a Herculean task for many of them.
 
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