Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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Basically my thoughts on it too. I don't think that he's stupid enough (and granted, he's quite stupid) to genuinely think that those are some George St. Pierre moves or something, but he knows that his retarded Reddit/Discord fans will cream over it since just being able to lift your leg that high without passing out or having a mental breakdown is a Herculean task for many of them.
Counterpoint: the guy holding the pad is the same guy who trained Idubbz and several other YouTubers (who all also lost) that boxed at idubbz's event. If he's also training Hasan, it's not surprising this the fruits of his training cause the guy by all accounts seems to suck ass.
 
I suspect he's trolling/joking with those kicks. I don't ascribe legitimate fighting prowess to him, but I bet he's knows just enough to make some dumb shit like that video.
You raise a solid point. But some motherfucker had the audacity to use the GigaChad/Glow up song that is the craze on TikTok, which means at least someone is supposed to see this Steven Seagal display as something threatening.
 
You raise a solid point. But some motherfucker had the audacity to use the GigaChad/Glow up song that is the craze on TikTok, which means at least someone is supposed to see this Steven Seagal display as something threatening.
Don't insult Seagal, even in his big chungus form while sitting on chair he's more dangerous then those kicks.
 
I mean he's Turkish. That's a genetic drive for them to traffic underage girls and fuck em. See Ottoman Empire...
Nah, these are Turks we're talking about -they were more into underage boys. Turks are just Islamized Greeks, after all, and we all know how the Greeks were when it came to homosexuality.

Hell, Sultan Mehmed II, one of their most respected monarchs and the one who conquered Constantinople, is confirmed to have had at least two underage boys in his harem. He would also spare young men and boys who had been given the death penalty if he deemed them attractive, so that he could add them to his harem.

Now, I'm not saying Hasan is a gay pedophile like Mehmed II, but...
 
You all have too much faith in the turk

Even when I just mess around with the bag after lifting and do no actual drills I still either focus on form, focus on speed, or focus on power. He doesn't do anything like that as his form is shit, his punches lack power or weight to them, and I'd honestly stop him since he could break his wrist or thumb
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My impression is that Hasan tries to appear to have an ironic distance to most most things. A sort of "only pretending to be retarded" strategy so he can always excuse his poor performances. Most obvious when he's doing random quizzes like placing countries by name or that twitch show (schooled?).
 
You know he wouldn't have such a fragile ego if he could just let his work speak for his quality, but he can't, because it's shit. He won't take any time to study and present an informed perspective for his audience, and won't even admit he needs to. It would take as many hours of undistracted study as he spends streaming ignorance to actually form a view worth having the nerve to occupy an audiences mind and time. Well I hope you're handsome forever, Nephew, because you have nothing else except looks and nepotism.
Personally I think he looks like dogshit, has done for the past few years. He looks like a combination of a mass shooter and a homeless man. I don’t get why women want to fuck this dude, probably femcels
 
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Even when I just mess around with the bag after lifting and do no actual drills I still either focus on form, focus on speed, or focus on power. He doesn't do anything like that as his form is shit, his punches lack power or weight to them, and I'd honestly stop him since he could break his wrist or thumb
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That form is pathetic!
 
You all have too much faith in the turk
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Even when I just mess around with the bag after lifting and do no actual drills I still either focus on form, focus on speed, or focus on power. He doesn't do anything like that as his form is shit, his punches lack power or weight to them, and I'd honestly stop him since he could break his wrist or thumb
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Its it's like he's terrified of the punching bag
 
You all have too much faith in the turk
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Even when I just mess around with the bag after lifting and do no actual drills I still either focus on form, focus on speed, or focus on power. He doesn't do anything like that as his form is shit, his punches lack power or weight to them, and I'd honestly stop him since he could break his wrist or thumb
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I've never seen a man with muscle (maybe it's Silicone injections) look so goddamn weak with their punches. I mean, if it's a solid bag; sure, punching too hard is how you tear and crack skin. But that looks like it's made out of soft cotton with how much it indents from those limp punches.
 
You all have too much faith in the turk
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Even when I just mess around with the bag after lifting and do no actual drills I still either focus on form, focus on speed, or focus on power. He doesn't do anything like that as his form is shit, his punches lack power or weight to them, and I'd honestly stop him since he could break his wrist or thumb
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It's like he's perpetually off balance or something. He turns everything at the same time rather than breaking it down into segments by body part[from the feet up], which may have more to do with the coach rather than the student. Hasan's budget corner boy should be highlighting the difference to the turkroach.
God, I hope he fucks up his thumbs doing those shitty arm-swings he calls hooks.
 
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the livestreamfails thread for this clip is sad, hasan fans brigading and coping saying that “shitskin” isn’t a slur. You know damn well they would not give any legroom if Ben Shapiro or some shit decided to use shitskin as an insult.


To be honest, I haven’t seen that word used outside of 4chan, everyone knows exactly what you mean by calling someone’s skin the colour of shit.. even pure normies would be able to realize this.

I wonder how much mental gymnastics you need to go through to defend hasan every 2 weeks. You’d think they would realize he has a pattern of causing drama, right? I truly cannot understand the mentality. It’s like they see Hasan as their communist Jesus.
 
You all have too much faith in the turk
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Even when I just mess around with the bag after lifting and do no actual drills I still either focus on form, focus on speed, or focus on power. He doesn't do anything like that as his form is shit, his punches lack power or weight to them, and I'd honestly stop him since he could break his wrist or thumb
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