Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[Fizzle]

Did the Irish even wear flayed human skins? I would have thought that was an Iceni thing. Can we get a CNN fact-checker to follow Sam and make sure his jokes are historically correct?

 

[Sammich]

Deep down, hasan will always be that fat kid. I have zero doubt sam reminds him of hte kids that scared him in school

 

[Sparkling Wiggle]

View attachment 3655040

This isn't real. This is parody right? He didn't GENUINELY post this thinking it made him look good? Right????

 

[Cherryno]

I dislike Hasan as much as anyone here but where is the proof that hasan called the cops like a coward?
Please.
Thank you.

 

[maguyver16]

Most people here have an iq of 90 and have autism. Lower your expectations.

Hey just because we obsessively watch cartoons, eat vanilla wafers and some of us have to wear helmets doesn't mean we are retarded. In facts, those are the very things that make us special.

 

[Akashic Retard]

How was no one commented on the depth of Sam's joke?

"I'm gonna wear his makeup and his dresses ..."

He's calling him a tranny. Hilarious. Everyone skips over that bit but I think it's the best part

Most people here have an iq of 90 and have autism. Lower your expectations.

I think everyone got the joke.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Hey just because we obsessively watch cartoons, eat vanilla wafers and some of us have to wear helmets doesn't mean we are retarded. In facts, those are the very things that make us special.

We even have our own buss too.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

That video is amazing. Adding squeaky toy sounds every time he kicks would be a funny edit.

Ask and ye shall receive.

 

[Paladin Derich]

He also doesn't look like he trains legs and back when I used to box my coach would say squats were the best form of weight lifting since it helps with power and can prevent you from falling when you start having shaky legs

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

For anyone who hasn't seen the clip yet, Sam uploaded it to his clip channel as a short.

I'm a fan of Hyde, but this is def his best work to date.

Brevity trully IS the soul of wit.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Most people here have an iq of 90 and have autism. Lower your expectations.

Damn dude thanks for the compliment

My IQ isn’t nearly that high

 

[wyattamurcan]

I think the key takeaway here is that Hasan, like all commies, is a shit-talking bitchmade nigger.

Sam is essentially treating this entire thing like it's professional wrestling (which let's be honest and say that it essentially is) & unless I am mistaken, offered to donate to a charity to be able to prove that he is legitimately more of a tough guy than Hasan-- whose entire image is contrived to be some sort of billy bad-ass Antifa warrior (newsflash: they do not exist, as modern leftism is an ideology for faggots weak in mind, body, and spirit).

Hasan doesn't believe for one moment that Sam is going to come to his house and kill him, he just doesn't want his fanbase to watch a "NaZi" pummel his ass in an athletic contest. It makes sense, as a big part of his appeal is the fact that he says gay shit like "pUnCh NaZis" and pretends to be a hardass so that other weak people can point to him and say "nuh uh! there are too alphas on the left!!". Except that Hasan is not an alpha, he's a cowardly cuck who was publicly called out by Sam the "Nazi" and is pretending that he's actually in fear for his life so that he can avoid just giving Sam the opportunity to further humiliate him in front of his fanbase.

It's fairly apparent though that his mere reaction to the call out has pretty much buried him & the more he spergs out about being "threatened" by Sam, the worse it's going to look in the long run. So essentially, Sam dismantled this roach before he even had to get in the ring with him.

 

[Friedrich4231]

View attachment 3657528
holy DYEL leglet.

For someone who has admitted to taking steroids, Hasan's muscle development is pretty bad. He really should have better results in his puny legs and his mediocre upper body.

 

[nekrataal]

Hasan was too much of a pussy to challenge a man with a clit and a pussy. Couldn’t settle it like a racer on the track either.

 

[No Man's Burrito]

Not my cow, but I saw a video of him practicing kicks, and it is so pathetic. It's all for looks and nothing for functionality. Hyde would probably actually kill him in the ring.

Hasan is a commie. He's everyone's cow.

 

[sadistic]

View attachment 3654853

Hassan is a softboy socialist who probably took a small dose of PEDs to get some muscles. His punches lack power and if you watch his hands he opens his thumb. He also doesn't look like he trains legs and back when I used to box my coach would say squats were the best form of weight lifting since it helps with power and can prevent you from falling when you start having shaky legs

I would bet a decent amount of money that Hyde will strip and rape Hasan in to submission, turn him in to an impregnable boy toy if Hasan ever gets enough balls to even look at a boxing ring.

 

[tygressofaera]

Crossover thread!

Can't believe he banned a sub for posting the ghost of Kyiv to his stream!

Remember guys, think before you link!

Spoiler: saved4later

View attachment 3655891

This is probably a stupid thing to say, but is this really what Hasan looks like? I haven't kept up with him much because all these lefty twitch streamers are the same. But I genuinely thought this was some tranny commentary streamer putting in its 2 cents. "Why does everyone post this same tranny response?" This is really what Hasan looks like? It's not a joke?

 

[FunPosting101]

Apparently, Sam Hyde, AKA Our Guy; really CAN keep getting away with it.
lol
lmao even

 

[Commander X]

Hasan Piker arguing in his LA mansion with his uncle Cenk, right now

 

[Friedrich4231]

Watching Hasan "All Copth Are Bathtardth!" Piker trying to hide behind the pigs when he gets called out by the Candyman is funnier than anything Hollywood has done in
20 years.

Peanutbrain Piker is an utter retard, but even he isn't stupid enough to fight the Ghost of Kiev. Sam would literally kill him.

If Sam manages to troll that stupid soyfag into irrelevance, I'll consider it the greatest act of public service since Omar "One Man Homocaust" Mateen smoked all those plague-ridden Nurglings.

Every lefty without exception is like this. The moment it looks like someone might retaliate violently against them they go screaming, shitting, and crying to the cops and beg them for protection. How pathetic do you have to be to spend 24/7 seething about cops and then beg them for help at the slightest sign of trouble? Lolberts might be retards but I'm pretty sure some of them would be happy to defend themselves without law enforcement interference. Not that case with lefties as they are all cowardly little pussies.

View attachment 3656207

Damn Josh...... breaking the forum rules and fedposting hard.......

Just watching that vid of his win was crazy lol I never expected Sam would be someone who could hit like a brick shithouse but he actually did well in the ring imo.
The Roach fears the Leprechaun

Honestly I like Sam, but he needs to work on his gas tank he was winded waaaaay too quickly in that fight. Granted could be first fight nerves or something, but he absolutely knows how to throw a punch with power and that makes him dangerous against any youtube boxer. He also showed a pretty good understanding of distance and didn't get hit with many of the shots Thompson was throwing. As he is now Sam would murder Hasan in the ring but he can still get even better.