Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[Chips dubbo]

CM Punk. There ya go. All the money in the world. Trained with arguably one of the best coaches (Duke Rufus) at the time, for 2 years, before his first first Pro fight. He lost within a few minutes his first fight, and had his face rearranged his second.

Askren right now has a good chance against Punk

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Askren right now has a good chance against Punk

Askren said he'd come out of retirement to wrestlefuck Masvidal.

 

[Sammich]

Is this what Sam Hyde has resorted to because he is an unfunny faggot who can't even qualify as a hasbeen because you actually have to be relevant and popular first to be a hasbeen. Sam Hyde is a neverbeen. LOL

He was always a fucking idiot so I doubt getting his head beat in in the boxing ring is going to help him with his nigger levels of stupid.

Did Sam fuck your girl or something? Calm down buddy, this isn't even hyde's thread.

 

[Failure_Personified]

I disagree. Thompson CLEARLY payed off the ref. Sam was finally getting his engine churning and one more punch connecting would've dropped him.

Watch a few more fights and you’ll realize that refs are there so people don’t get severely fucked. Watch how quick the ref was to intervene in the previous fight for fucks sake.

 

[hot-pocket]

Sam after he successfully makes a coat out of Hasan's skin

 

[Troon Carey]

PRAISE THE SOCIAL INJUSTICE WARRIOR

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Is this what Sam Hyde has resorted to because he is an unfunny faggot who can't even qualify as a hasbeen because you actually have to be relevant and popular first to be a hasbeen. Sam Hyde is a neverbeen. LOL

He was always a fucking idiot so I doubt getting his head beat in in the boxing ring is going to help him with his nigger levels of stupid.

Did YOU ever have a show on adult swim?

 

[etcetcetc]

 

[Alcoholism]

Yes I'm a socialist. Yes I'm defending the US regime. We exist.

 

[Sam Hyde Simp]

"I think I can do it [ murder lil bro] legally"

Godspeed Samuel

Spoiler: Also..

I'm not watching a 30 min video of a Turkish person. Edit that shit or tell me a decent time stamp part faggot

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

He didn't always like 70's gay porn star, but he knew he'd have to switch to some other profession at some point.

Now now lettuce not insult the long gone gay porn stars of the 70s. They certainly made more money than Hasan could ever hope to in a single year.

 

[Fuck Taxes]

Is this what Sam Hyde has resorted to because he is an unfunny faggot who can't even qualify as a hasbeen because you actually have to be relevant and popular first to be a hasbeen. Sam Hyde is a neverbeen. LOL

He was always a fucking idiot so I doubt getting his head beat in in the boxing ring is going to help him with his nigger levels of stupid.

Is there any thread you don't shit up like a faggot?

 

[Nod Flenders]

Hasan coming out as pro-totalitarian, something we all knew he was.

 

[AssignedEva]

Now now lettuce not insult the long gone gay porn stars of the 70s. They certainly made more money than Hasan could ever hope to in a single year.

That's not true. However - gay porn stars from the 1970s were harder working, more in shape and paradoxically less of a faggot than Hasan is now. Probably better fighters and had more sensible political takes too.

 

[Spatula]

So since this faggot hasan is liking tweets about people crying on twitter about kiwi farms and lucas tweeted to hasan thanking him for supporting the campaign to get kf shut down, that clearly means he reads his own thread right? I know he's mentioned kiwi farms out of the blue a couple of times before in the past.

yes.
He's mentioned the farms before.

 

[deso2y]

oooooh you know it lad, HASSAN PIKERRR! I’M GOING TO KILL YA!

 

[Noble Redditor]

Left wing commentators have the easiest job on the planet. He can say whatever he wants, without giving any facts or necessary context and nobody can call him out because they'll end up on an ADL hate list. His fan base is comprised of white knights and wannabe reddit mods. It's all incredibly feminine and I'm pretty sure they would take that as a compliment.

I'm not going to critique his boxing ability because a bunch of people already has and it's obvious he sucks. What bothers me the most about the video is that he uploaded it voluntarily and wasn't embarrassed by it because he surrounds himself with yes-men who can't tell him the truth. He is unquestionably a lolcow on the same level as CWC because of his lack of self awareness. Chris shoving a medallion up his ass type beat.

 

[TheAntiE-CelebLeague00]

Since Hasan is Turkish wouldnt it be more like Chintin armor than a coat?

 

[Internet War Criminal]

THE CANDYMAN'S GAME

Hasan just shat himself and doesn't even know why yet

 

[Belligerent Monk]

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bruh low key looks like a very gassed out Undertaker with all the blue in the bg n shit.
Shoulda given one of them 'Taker eye rolls at the end of his rant.